Just funnies.....

[HD]

 

[mike89]

 

[Dotch]

 

[glenn57]

 

[LPS]

 

[LPS]

Which reminds me.  About 15 miles towards the Falls on our way out this morning here is a pickup pulled over right in the road with his door open.  I slowed down and here it is an old guy just standing there peeing on the road.  ?????   His door was almost to the center line but still on the right side of the road. Didn't even flinch when I slowed down.  I just  kept going and so did he.  I told the wife, I bet he has urinary issues. 

[mike89]

Which reminds me.  About 15 miles towards the Falls on our way out this morning here is a pickup pulled over right in the road with his door open.  I slowed down and here it is an old guy just standing there peeing on the road.  ?????   His door was almost to the center line but still on the right side of the road. Didn't even flinch when I slowed down.  I just  kept going and so did he.  I told the wife, I bet he has urinary issues.

or had a early happy hour!!!   

[markn]

Good thing it wasn’t an “ESBM”. Or emergency slider bowel movement. 

Been there done that.

[LPS]

Corn fields are life savers at times. 

[glenn57]

Which reminds me.  About 15 miles towards the Falls on our way out this morning here is a pickup pulled over right in the road with his door open.  I slowed down and here it is an old guy just standing there peeing on the road.  ?????   His door was almost to the center line but still on the right side of the road. Didn't even flinch when I slowed down.  I just  kept going and so did he.  I told the wife, I bet he has urinary issues.

or he had to just pee really really bad!!!!!!!

i gotz me a few select spots i may, or may not stop on the way up and back from the cabin!!!!!

[mike89]

Corn fields are life savers at times.

wrong time of the year!!!   

[glenn57]

Good thing it wasn’t an “ESBM”. Or emergency slider bowel movement. 

Been there done that.

Taco Bell??????

[mike89]

Good thing it wasn’t an “ESBM”. Or emergency slider bowel movement. 

Been there done that.

Taco Bell??????

 

[glenn57]

 

[glenn57]

 

[Jerkbiat]

Good thing it wasn’t an “ESBM”. Or emergency slider bowel movement. 

Been there done that.

Same here. Bad gas station breakfast burrito.

[markn]

"C Store" roller weinies. Taste great going down, just no stopping them after that.

[LPS]

Man I used to love those Cstore roller dogs.  Lately not as good cuz the buns are so dry.  LOL  Glenn your jokes were good ones so told the wife and we both got a laugh out of them.  A few weeks ago in the middle of the night the wife was dreaming and real loud said "Did you even hear me?"  She had a dream and I wasn't paying attention to her evidently.  We still joke about it.   

[Steve-o]

A few weeks ago in the middle of the night the wife was dreaming and real loud said "Did you even hear me?"  She had a dream and I wasn't paying attention to her evidently.  We still joke about it.   

Y'er not alone.  I've had this happen to me too (well, sorta). 

Man Forced To Apologize For Whatever He Did In Wife's Dream Last Night

KANSAS CITY, MO - After a lengthy dispute with his wife this morning, local man Lee Branscom expressed his great sorrow and regret over whatever he did in her dream last night that had her so ticked off at him, sources confirmed Tuesday.

He attempted reasoning with her, using the "lame excuse" that he had no control over what dream Lee does, but after that failed, he resigned himself to apologizing for every action of the imaginary version of himself.

"Honey, I know in your dream I hijacked a school bus, blew up the Empire State Building, and cheated on you with every other eligible woman in America, and for that, I am deeply sorry," he said, putting his arm around her. "What else did I do again? Well, whatever it was, I apologize."

"I love you so much, and I'm so sorry that I hurt you in that way," he said.

"I'm just not really sure you mean it," she replied. "You don't seem like you really regret telling me you're leaving me to join the UFC and then laughing as your head turned into a hot air balloon and you vomited out hundreds of 1-Up mushrooms and then disappeared down a green pipe." She insisted that Branscom list off each of the things his dream self did and apologize for them individually.

Branscom and his wife have made up, but he's reportedly "really worried" about what the fictional version of himself will do tonight.

[LPS]

    Yes like that.