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August 08/21/21, 09:44:05 PM

Offline tangle tooth

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Darwin award.
You ever done something really stupid?
Out in my fur shed cleanibg traps. Found a #1-1/2 long spring I thought might have a defective dog or latch. So, I set said trap. Rather than reaching down for a stick or something, I use my finger. From the top.
Even as I was doing it, my brain kept saying "don't do it don't do it". My finger didn't listen. I did it
No witnesses. If there were, I might be nominated for a Darwin Award.
No wonder my wife wonders about me.
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I wonder. Does Darth Vader have a sister named Ella? Bet she has her ups and downs.
August 08/22/21, 05:57:10 AM Reply #1

Offline HD

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Re: Darwin award.
Was there beer 🍺 involved?  :rotflmao:
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August 08/22/21, 06:56:12 AM Reply #2

Offline mike89

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Re: Darwin award.
good question HD!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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August 08/22/21, 07:54:13 AM Reply #3

Offline glenn57

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Re: Darwin award.
 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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August 08/22/21, 08:09:30 AM Reply #4

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Re: Darwin award.
Yep you win! :bonk:

My old boss had many nice RC planes.
He got two awards.
One day he was bring one plane around low to land it and drilled it right into the drivers door of his brand new Ford truck leaving a nice dent! :bonk:
Second award came when he went to adjust a carb on one and went from the front of the prop instead of the side. They couldnt put his finger back on! 😢😆
Yes alcohol was involved!  :drinking:
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August 08/22/21, 08:17:29 AM Reply #5

Offline mike89

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Re: Darwin award.
ouch!!! 
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August 08/22/21, 08:41:31 AM Reply #6

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Re: Darwin award.
I cannot answer that question on the grounds it may qualify me for the award.  :bonk:
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August 08/22/21, 09:04:27 AM Reply #7

Offline tangle tooth

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Re: Darwin award.
There was no alcohol involved before the stupid act. I do recall enjoying several bottles of Grain Belt Premium later in the day.
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August 08/22/21, 02:20:09 PM Reply #8

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Re: Darwin award.
Quote from: tangle tooth on August 08/22/21, 09:04:27 AM
There was no alcohol involved before the stupid act. I do recall enjoying several bottles of Grain Belt Premium later in the day.

Ah,  my second favorite  beer.   FREE being my favorite .
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