New Fish Pop Quiz

[Lee Borgersen]

You guys are crack-in me up. Have you been getting intergallactic help :alien: ?

[Realtree]

Maybe........  :ROTFLMAO:   :alien:  ::hittingself::   :alien:     :alien:  :stupid:

[Grute Man]

Q. What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?  ::

Don Callamari  ???

[Lee Borgersen]

"Don Callamari"  ???


Someone is working way to hard on this one. Have you been getting your chores done around the house lately? :;

[Realtree]

That's a great one GruteMan!  :ROTFLMAO:

[Lee Borgersen]

                 Time for a fun Fish Fact break.

Did you know? :detective:
 Fishfalls, or a rain of fish falling from the sky, have occurred fairly often throughout the world, probably due to high winds or waterspouts that suck up fish and water and release them miles away. There are more than 70 Australian fish falls reports on rile dating from 1879 to 1997, on file.

[Lee Borgersen]

             Time for another Fun Fish Fact Break ::

Did you know :detective:

Roman general Marc Antony lost a naval battle when sucker fish attached themselves to the oars of his ship, preventing his sailors from moving it.

[Grute Man]

Any chance thats where they got they're name from.

Sailor 1 "We're getting our butts kicked because those fish sucked onto our oars."

Sailor 2 "Dirty suckers!"

Sailor 1  "OH is that what they're called?"   

And no Im not getting my chores done.  Im out of town and bored out of my mind!!!!! :: :: ::  No internet at work though.  :;

[Lee Borgersen]

Q. What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ?

A. The Cod Father  :gunsmilie:

[rchaze60]

well i was alittle close  :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[Lee Borgersen]

Q. Which fish can perform operations ?  ::

[guythathunts]

A surgeon...??? NO wait! A STURGEN!

[luvnlife]

 :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[Lee Borgersen]

Good guess Guythathunts ::rockon::
I hope you never have to go in for any sturgery  :ROTFLMAO:

[Lee Borgersen]

Q What did the sardine call the submarine ?  ::

[Crazy4Outdoors]

A can of people!

[Lee Borgersen]

We just broke the old Pop Quiz speed record :rock:

Q. What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A. A can of people!

[Crazy4Outdoors]

Yee-haw!
I've got one for ya --  Why is a fish easy to weigh?

[Grute Man]

Because they have their own scales.   :ROTFLMAO:

[Crazy4Outdoors]

Exactly!!  Way to go.

[Lee Borgersen]

Q. What kind of money do fishermen make ?
 ::

[rchaze60]

they get payed scale pay

[Lee Borgersen]

  Not even close.

[Lee Borgersen]

Time For a Fish Fact Break. ::cheers::

Did You Know? :detective:

SIGHT

Once the gap between fish and lure narrows even more, the sense of sight plays a bigger role. Fish eyes work much the same way human eyes do, similar to a camera. There are some differences through. Fish don't have eyelids or tear ducts, and they don't have an iris that adjusts to different amounts of light.

Fish eyes are sensitive to movement. They have plenty of special cells called rods that alert them to movement and contrast and each eye can detect these on their own. Because fish have eyes on the sides of their heads, they are able to see nearly all around themselves. But like our own eyes, the two eyes must work together to enable the fish to see in three dimensions, allowing the fish to determine distance from an object. And because the eyes are on opposite sides of their head, fish only have a narrow area of this "binocular vision" - directly in front and above their snouts.

This makes fish relatively nearsighted - while they can make out movement and images at a distance, they can't see them clearly or judge the distance or depth. That's why trout often swim right next to your bait or lure, close enough to eat it before turning away.

Scientists believe that freshwater fish can see color. The lure manufacturers sure do! Most researchers think that fish have three sets of cells called cones in the eye that allow for color perception. They think that two sets of cones are sensitive to color while the third picks up ultraviolet light, which we can't detect with our naked eyes.

[Lee Borgersen]

Q. What kind of money do fishermen make ?

A. Net Profits. ::hittingself::

[Lee Borgersen]

Q. What game do fish like playing the most ?  ::

[Realtree]

Go human?

[Grute Man]

Hide and seek?   ::

[guythathunts]

it has got to be FOOTBALL...
~ Greg

[holdemtwice]

 GO FISH !!!