funny jokes

[Cody Gruchow]

THESE ARE DUMB FUNNY LAWS FROM MN


A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Clawson: There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays
In Duluth, Minnesota it is illegal to allow animals to sleep in a bakery
In Minnesota, it's illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren't enough of a deterrent.)
Public intoxication is a crime in Pennsylvania but specifically not a crime in Minnesota.
There is a 10 cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street
Anyone can keep their cow on Main Street downtown at a cost of 3 cents per day.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep with your shoes on
In Wisconsin you are allowed to marry your house
In Wisconsin It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep
In Wisconsin Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has
 

[Lee Borgersen]

A blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass.
She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WAL-MART!
Why WAL-MART??

HELLOOOOOOOOO!


WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!!

[Cody Gruchow]

  thats a good one...

[HD]

You silly, silly, man,     That's funny, that there!   










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