The Deer hunt

[Spinach]

For some reason, this story makes me think of Jigglestick.

1:00 am?   Alarm clock rings
2:00 am? ? ? Hunting partner arrives, drags you out of bed
2:15 am? ? ? Throw everything except kitchen sink into truck
3:00 am? ? ? Leave for the deep woods
3:15 am? ? ? Drive back home and pickup gun
3:30 am? ? ? Drive like hell to get to the woods before daylight
4:00 am? ? ? Setup camp- forgot the darn tent
4:30 am? ? ? Head into the woods
6:05 am? ? ? See 3 deer
6:06 am? ? ? Take aim and squeeze trigger
6:07 am? ? ?"Click"
6:08 am? ? ? ?Load gun while watching deer go over the hill
8:00 am? ? ? Head back to camp
9:00 am? ? ? Still looking for camp
10:00am? ? ?Realize you don't know where camp is
Noon? ? ? ? ? ?Fire gun for help- eat wild berries
12:15? pm? ?Run out of berries, 3 deer come back
12:20? pm? ?Strange feeling in stomach
12:30? pm? ?Realize you ate poison beries
12:45 pm? ? Rescued
12:55 pm? ? Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped
3:00 pm? ? ? Arrive back at camp
3:30 pm? ? ? Head back out to deer stand
4:00 pm? ? ? Return to camp for bullets
4:01 pm? ? ? Load gun and leave camp again
5:00 pm? ? ? Empty gun on squirrel that is bugging you
6:00 pm? ? ? Arrive back at camp, see deer grazing in camp
6:01 pm? ? ? Load gun
6:02 pm? ? ? Fire gun
6:03 pm? ? ? One dead truck
6:05 pm? ? ? Hunting partner returns to camp dragging his deer
6:06 pm? ? ? Repress strong desire to shoot partner
6:07 pm? ? ? Fall into fire
6:10 pm? ? ? Change clothes, throw burned clothes into fire
6:15 pm? ? ? Take pickup, leave partner and deer at camp
6:25 pm? ? ? Truck overheats because of hole shot into the block
6:26 pm? ? ? Start walking
6:30 pm? ? ? Stumble and fall, drop gun in the mud
6:35 pm? ? ? Meet bear
6:36 pm? ? ? Take aim
6:37 pm? ? ? Fire gun, blows up because barrel is plugged with mud
6:38 pm? ? ? s*** in pants
6:39 pm? ? ? Climb up tree
9:00 pm? ? ? Bear leaves, so you climb out of tree
Midnight? ? ? Home at last
SUNDAY? ? ? Watch football game on tv, slowly tearing hunting license into small pieces, place in envelope and mail to game warden with very clear instructions on where to place it.