2009 MNO Smack Down

[The General]

Nope I don't use, sell, or demonstrate.  I just used the google and typed in "Things old timers on MWO know they need but are to stubborn to buy themselves" and they just popped right up.  I was raised to respect the elderly so I figured I'd help you find the things you need.   

[kenhuntin]

I'd like to point out the value of extensive yoga training when it comes to the do-it-yourself prostrate exam.

That is funny Doug. However I am so deathly afraid of anything that is not hetero I may die of prostate cancer.

[Lee Borgersen]

Nope I don't use, sell, or demonstrate.  I just used the google and typed in "Things old timers on MWO know they need but are to stubborn to buy themselves" and they just popped right up.  I was raised to respect the elderly so I figured I'd help you find the things you need.   

You'll have your chance to tell it all to the judge.

[Lee Borgersen]

On behalf of The Old Timers contingency here at MNO it's been decided to file a class action lawsuit against The General on the grounds of violations to include defamation of character, discrimination, and hate crimes against the elderly. Also taken into consideration in this lawsuit are the many uncomplimentary and hateful graphics willfully posted by the above mentioned party.
 
In all fairness to The General whom we've all learned to love and respect, it's been under consideration to give him the opportunity to redeem himself in the eyes of the senior members of the MNO Fishing Challenge. This would call for a full apology to The Old Timers for the unprovoked, but somewhat comical posts generated buy the said defendant. We (The old timers) would at that time take into consideration the sincerity of his statement.
This of course would have to be followed up with some major sucking up by the said defendant to redeem himself in the eyes of the senior members of MNO.

[Lee Borgersen]

As of the last post on this topic 2009 MNO Smack Down has (Read 11111 times) The smackdown thread has become one popular topic Thanks to all the contributers and readers.

[Bobby Bass]

I for one think that the General should have to sit with the oldtimers and drink a entire 6 pack of warm Hamms beer followed up with not one but two conneys. This of course must be done in the time that it takes to smoke one cigar. Then swearing on his favorite daredevil that he enjoyed the time and would like to do it again this winter in an icehouse. That would be proper judgement for saying Lee is old. 

[Lee Borgersen]

I for one think that the General should have to sit with the oldtimers and drink a entire 6 pack of warm Hamms beer followed up with not one but two conneys. This of course must be done in the time that it takes to smoke one cigar. Then swearing on his favorite daredevil that he enjoyed the time and would like to do it again this winter in an icehouse. That would be proper judgement for saying Lee is old. 

You tell um Bobby! Gee no General tonight? Oh that's right I forgot he has to wash the dinner dishes before he's allowed to turn on the puter.

[The General]

    You guys really know how to throw out some good laughs.  I always enjoy checking this out for a good laugh.  Thank You. 

I'm also not sure if BB considers the things he said I had to do a punishment or a treat.  Because according to him Hamms is the best so I would assume if he wanted to punish me he would say warm Old Slough or something like that.  But I would agree warm or cold Hamms would be a punishment.

P.S. I'd never mess with Judge Judy.

P.S.S.  I picked up a brochure to help me with my disability.  Hopefully I will have learned enough in time for the intervention you guys are planning in the icehouse.

[The General]

I object to the hate crimes against the elderly.  I love the elderly.  Who else is going to amp up the kids with candy and send them home.

[HD]

Ok.....since I am "Da Judge"....and this thread has gotten away from what it is intended for...(like so many times before)

We must get back to the topic of the fishing challenge......

Not, how the General is going door to door selling prostate exams...
(Or, fawkinnae practicing yoga to use said exam)
Or how Lee needs a walker with rear view mirrors...
Or even The Queens over sized bloomers.....(Did I type that out load) 

            

ANAWAY.............I'm going fish'in one last time this year!

[Bobby Bass]

This thread has never been off topic, as long as you have something fishing related it is all good. Even the General's prostate exams...
 Thats a kind of special fishing..

15 days left boys.. So who else is still fishing 

[HD]

(what he does on his own time, is ok)...................

[Lee Borgersen]

(what he does on his own time, is ok)...................

HD is correct as usual and I would like to get back on topic and ................................hold on a minute I'll be right back..................my doorbell just rang........... What? Borgie...........Who is it?..............................

[Lee Borgersen]

(what he does on his own time, is ok)...................

 
OMG Borgie just said it's The general at the door with a suitcase full of old people products. I told her not to answer the door and he'll go away.
 
Now, back to business. Borgie agreed to go out next week 1 time , but she told me it would be 2 times last week. I plan to get out 2 more times  weather permitting. 

[The General]

Thanks again all for the laugh and I'm glad it's Friday.

P.S.  While Lee went in the other room Borgie slipped her number under the door with a message.  Please send the old timer gifts Lee really needs them........Shhhhhhhhhhh.

P.S.S.  Fishing??????????  Is there ice on the lakes yet?

[HD]

Thanks again all for the laugh and I'm glad it's Friday.

P.S.  While Lee went in the other room Borgie slipped her number under the door with a message.  Please send the old timer gifts Lee really needs them........Shhhhhhhhhhh.

P.S.S.  Fishing??????????  Is there ice on the lakes yet?

Dang....I hope there ain't no ice on the lake yet....might be hard to launch the boat tommorow! 

Lee, I think you better keep an eye on Borgie.....she's slipp'in the General her number.
Time to rob the craddle!   

[HD]

Out'a them 11,000 views.....I wonder who really gives a  what we're talk'in about..... 







                                                           

[HD]

Yesterday.....some other things came up that kept me off of the water.

But, today, I did get out for a few hours. Caught some green grass carp and some pike, but nothing over 27 1/2 inches.

Maybe' I'll get out 1 more time....But, it ain't look'in good. It's time to harvest my crops and hunt some deer, ducks and pheasants...... (aaaahhhh....the life of a farmer)

I figured, I wouldn't win anaways.....But, I gave it a shot! 

Bring on the early ice!   


Hunter

[Lee Borgersen]

I plan to give it another  in the morning. I have to go down swinging  . Can't let the era of the old timer champions just fall to the wayside without fighting the fight till the end. Besides, I would love to slide into 1st place by a 1/4 inch.

I plan to fly solo this trip since Borgie is playing Bingo tonight and will have a loosers hangover I figure. (donate donate donate)

[Fawkinnae]

Dear Bena and the Jets teammates. Well I got out Saturday and I couldn't catch a damn thing. Fished for about 5 hours. I did get bit off once.

What's up with this fall fishing thing? The last two times out I have been skunked.

I hope to get out at least one more time and would be happy to catch either a 20" bass, 28" walleye or 44" pike but I have to admit I think it will be tough to catch either of the teams in front of us.

Here's to our success in the next two weeks. 

[Lee Borgersen]

I plan to give it another  in the morning. I have to go down swinging  . Can't let the era of the old timer champions just fall to the wayside without fighting the fight till the end. Besides, I would love to slide into 1st place by a 1/4 inch.

I plan to fly solo this trip since Borgie is playing Bingo tonight and will have a loosers hangover I figure. (donate donate donate)

Slight change in plans today because of the revised weather forecast with winds gusting to 30 mph. Mother Nature has not been kind to the fisherman this year. I'll be out tomorrow early AM with Borgie and a better forecast. Were both be looking to move up in the standings. So, if your team happens to be in our way you best move aside or be or be rear-ended. No just facts

 
My apologies to Borgie on the bingo donating comment since she came home from bingo with $300.00 more than she left home with.
Lot's of pressure on the challenge this year with Bena and the jets just 1/4 inch behind me and team no name 3/4 inch in front of me. I hope I don't crack!

[Bobby Bass]

Yes Lee... This has been a tuff fishing season. I think I got out twice this year where there was no wind to deal with and I was totally off my game fishing in nice weather. Toady looks like the last decent day and the deck needs to get stained. As of right now I will be working this afternoon but I am really looking at that rod resting in the corner and there ain't much wind out on the river......

[Lee Borgersen]

Tune in Tuesday folks!  :fishing2:

No just fish.

[The General]

It's too hot, it's too cold, it's too windy, it's too calm...........Get out and fish or quit 

[Lee Borgersen]

4:00 am and It's time to leave for the lake. Borgie's having a hard time trying to pull herself together this morning.

[HD]

Hope you have good luck Lee! 

It's raining here, and I'm at work....so, I won't be going out. 

[Bobby Bass]

It's too hot, it's too cold, it's too windy, it's too calm...........Get out and fish or quit 

You did that back in June, right?

[The General]

Yeah I quit  back in June of 1977, right before my first birthday. 

The best thing about crappy weather is it keeps all the wimps at home.

[Lee Borgersen]

"We Came...We Saw ......We got conquered."  
 
  Borgie and I hit Lake Geneva hard today with her score being 3 pike boated, one dandy lost and 2 short bumps.
My score being I pike boated 2 short hits and none lost.
 
Needless to say none of the above fish qualified as worth entering to increase our standings.
 
I'll have to see how I feel in the morning and may give it another shot solo. Dam! That 1st place lead is the longest 3/4 inch I've ever seen. Also, my 2nd place lead is the shortest 1/4 inch I've ever seen.

PS.  Special Thanks goes out to The General for all the encouraging propaganda. It's amazing with all the effort you put in on the smack down thread,that Bobby Bass can shut you down with only 7 words.

    "You Did That Back In June Right?"  

[The General]

Lee, You know when it says something like "someone has posted while you were typing" or something like that you should really read it before you post or make sure you read all the posts before you post.