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Author Topic: it's that time of year again  (Read 903 times)

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Offline jigglestick

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I dig this up each year and it's amazing how close in dates it actually happens.
the first year was 4 16 07 the second year was 4 21 08
and this year it's on the 16th again.
any how, here you go

I killed the state bird

twas the eve of this tuesday, I was clicking my mouse, the new days of spring were blowing fresh air threw the house.
the children were outside shooting a squirrel. both of the boys including the girl. with a loud BANG, they landed their quary, I yelled"knock it off" they said "whats the worry".

"I'll tell you alright" "and I will in a quick" "but for now each of you get in here,... bring a stick"! they all came in with caution and fear.
"bring me that stick and bring it right here".
the smallest of kids said "dad what did we do"?
i said no more than you were asked to" "now dont you worry were going to play a game"
it's called kill the skeeto" I asked "how's your aim"?
we all sat and listend and looking around, for that whizzing and buzzing, that horrible sound
when my eldest yelled out "i see him right there"! I yelled "where"? he said "right there just above the waistband of your underwear"!
before i could mutter, "don't even think..." my youngest son swung without a wink.
i won't tell you next what exactly i said, but my skin turned white and my eyes turned red!
"I got him, I got him" my little one said.
i thanked the dear child and told them "get ready for bed".
it goes without saying. it is with good reason that we ablsolutely positively MUST KILL THE FIRST MOSQUITO OF THE SEASON.

WELCOME BACK SUMMER!!
take a kid hunting and fishing!!

THWACK KILLS!!