Garden

[The General]

Well I filled up the truck with some Turkey manure the other day and got it tilled into the garden.  It sure smells like success. 

[thunderpout]

Gen... is that better than cow or sheep manure? (it sounds alot smellier) Ive always used composted cow manure...

[The General]

I'm by far no expert but I was told Turkey or Chicken manure is the best their is. 

[thunderpout]

Where did you get yours from?  (please dont say turkeys )

[Woody]

Turkey manure is widely used on golf courses for it's nutrients.  And it doesn't smell as bad as one would think.  Well it does if it's fresh.


I'm tempted to try Kenhuntin's idea of printing certains pages of this site and burying them in the garden.    

[The General]

Where did you get yours from?  (please dont say turkeys )

I got it from a local Turkey farmer.

[The General]

I'm tempted to try Kenhuntin's idea of printing certains pages of this site and burying them in the garden.    

No wonder you and Ken can't even grow Dandelions....

[Mayfly]

Actually....... Guano is the best there is. Bat Guano that is. Good luck though, its pretty expensive.

[Mayfly]

Actually....... Guano is the best there is. Bat Guano that is. Good luck though, its pretty expensive.

Well maybe not the best but its good. 

[Lee Borgersen]

Actually....... Guano is the best there is. Bat Guano that is. Good luck though, its pretty expensive.

Well maybe not the best but its good. 

Now let me think .... oh yes now I remember.

The ideal type of guano is found in exceptionally dry climates, as rainwater drains the guano of nitrates. Guano is harvested on various islands in the Pacific Ocean (for example, the Chincha Islands) and in other oceans (for example, Juan de Nova Island and Christmas Island). These islands have been home to mass seabird colonies for many centuries, and the guano has collected to a depth of many metres. In the 19th century, Peru was famous for its supply of guano.

The Answer Man

[The General]

Actually....... Guano is the best there is. Bat Guano that is. Good luck though, its pretty expensive.

Ace Ventura'd

[kenhuntin]

Being as you all are experts in my eye can one of you explain to me why bat sh88 is referred to as guano but every other living organism sh88s?

[kenhuntin]

I'm tempted to try Kenhuntin's idea of printing certains pages of this site and burying them in the garden.    

No wonder you and Ken can't even grow Dandelions....

I beg to differ Herr General, I have the best crop of dandelion in the neighborhood growing from my home penncross seeded golf green in the front yard.

[The General]

Very good question Ken.  But I think it's to perplex for the likes of the people around here (but I'm sure "The Answer Man" can bs some answer).  I know it is for me.

[Lee Borgersen]

Being as you all are experts in my eye can one of you explain to me why bat sh88 is referred to as guano but every other living organism sh88s?

 
The word "guano" originates from the Quichua language of the Inca civilization and means "the droppings of sea birds".

Didn't you ever here someone say "I've got to go take a guano!"

[The General]

Being as you all are experts in my eye can one of you explain to me why bat sh88 is referred to as guano but every other living organism sh88s?

 
The word "guano" originates from the Quichua language of the Inca civilization and means "the droppings of sea birds".

Didn't you ever here someone say "I've got to go take a guano!"

I've never heard such bull guano!