Pranks

[GRIZ]

What are some of the pranks you like to pull on ur hunting or fishing buddies. I like to keep them so no one gets hurt and it don't cost too much money. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

On spearing trips after a few hrs at the bar the first one to fall soundly asleep usually wakes up with a dogfish in his sleeping bag. Funny how a Polaroid of him kissing the dogfish in his sleeping bag usually ends up on the bar bulletin board.

[DaveO]

Guess a few of us brought a guy Snip hunintg one night till last call,,,,,I guess that didnt cost tu much

[DIRTBALL2]

My all time favorite is the one I pulled on my buddy Marlyn, years ago on Mille Lacs. I waited till he had to go outside to answer Nature's call. Then I took a can of sardines we had brought along for snacking, put a big rubber band around it twice, pulled up his line and hooked it on the rubber band and dropped it back down. Then I hollered out the door at him that he had a bite! Of course he came tearing back in and set the hook on his "fish!" Since I had the rubber band around the middle of the sardine can, it would wobble back and forth, almost feeling like a real fish. The look on his face when he landed his prize "fish" was priceless! :o ; >:( This happened over 30 years ago and I still crack up every time I think of it. That was a rotten thing to do to a fishing buddy. Sure enjoyed it though! DIRTBALL2

[Bufflehead]

 With me being in the healthcare field for a while. I gathered up some liq. thickener . We use it to thicken anything from water to milk, coffie ANYTHING Liq.

 You wait for a guy to go outside or to the bathroom to do his duty.  Then put the thickener into his cocktail or beer.

 Watching him try to get his first sip out of that pudding thick brewski is priceless....
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 My brother-inlaw and his buds picked up a road kill deer one time, froze solid and proped it up against the door of their snowmobiling partners motel room. When they opened the door the deer fell in on top of them.

[Outdoors Junkie]

I once broke a part a couple of tootsie rolls and rolled them into round balls.  The next day I dropped them in the snow behind the deer one of my buddies shot.  Then, my dad showed up, I picked one up and popped it in my mouth.  He gave me a strange look, so I bend down pick another one up, look at it a second and throw it in my mouth and start chewing.  He yells, "what the he11 are you doing"?!  I told him grandpa said all "real" deer hunter will eat fresh deer poop.  Then asked him if he wanted one.  He thought I was nuts!  I told him later that day that it was tootsie rolls.

[jigglestick]

that reminds me of the time a bunch of us went to red sort of unplanned trip.
we knew griz was up there for the weekend by himself and we figured we would go play a good one on him. we called him enroute and asked him to meet us at the west wind to toast the crappie gods and he said he's be right in. Goose said he'd run out to the fish house and do the deed and then just join us later.
everything worked as planned. griz came in and we proceeded to get real juiced up.
goose showed up and gave me the wink nod that all was A ok.
I had no idea what kind of prank he pulled but he assured me it was a good one.
when we headed out to set houses, griz stuck with Goose to help him bore holes and such, I slid over to griz's house to check on the prank.
it was cold in there. his heater must of went out.
I looked around keeping an eye out for griz' return and then I spotted someone in griz' bunk. I thought he was there all by himself?
I said HEY! and they never moved. passed out already?
I investigated to find the most voluptuous blond really put together BLOW UP DOLL! now Goose that is a good one.
so I slipped out the door and slid back over to Goose's house. we had a couple beers and decided to fish a little while before hitting the hay.
Griz went back over to his house and I could hardly contain my laughter long enough for him to get out of ear shot.
"that was a great one Goose, where did you get the doll?"
"what doll he asked?" "well the one you put in griz's bunk!"
he said "I didnt put no doll in his bunk" I turned of his furnace and put a plastic baggie of doe piss in the chimney so when he lit the fire...
now that was down right...cool "ok then where did that doll come from?"

Griz will never live that one down...cheaper than alimony eh Griz

[Goose]

I still don"t know where the doll came from!


                                    Goose

[jigglestick]

I'm thinking it was daveo beat us to the punch with his last year new years date at least I hope so, other wise....maybe griz brought it with him ??? :o

[DaveO]

nope mine stayed up at LOW,,,and the one I danced with ended up with clamp marks on her nose,,,

And that's a fact,,,eh Goose :o

[GRIZ]

That's a good one guys. LMFAO   Exactly what I was talking about. I'm impressed it only took the three of you a whole day to come up with that one. I owe ya guys one.

[Bucky]

I was out spearing once with a buddy of mine in my two hole spear house. The gators were not very active that day so we started in on the silver bullets pretty early in the morning. My buddy passed out and I could see his line that his red and white was hanging on moving around. I walked over and looked down the hole and there was about a 8 pound northern face to face with the red and white.

I took the spear out of my buddy hands and speared the northern. Went back to my hole and sat down and yelled hey I need your spear I got a big one one down here. My buddy woke up and almost fell in his spear hole. He was looking around for his spear and I was yelling hurry up. He finally looked down his hole and yell you son ** * *****

 

[Gopher]

Great Pranks,

Our group was on our annual spearing trips a few years back, and after being in the local bar to long opne of my buddies was a little drunk.   So we all were back at the cabin and the drunk buddy says " I'm going to go put some shorts on"   

Well when he comes out of the bedroom he put a another pair of whitey tighties on.   We all are busting a gut laughing, so one of us put a couple hand warmers down his underwear. After a few minutes he goes to bed , well we felt bad so we went into his room and asked him how is ass felt.   

He thinks for a minute and jumps out of bed and Yells " It's on fire!!"

[Outdoors Junkie]

Anyone else have one to share?

[holdemtwice]

 OK HERE GOES.   this is mean  but we did it .  i was a carpenter for many years  and i was hazed  as a laborer. so in true fashion we hazed all the laborers as well. any way  we had a spunky  firecracker of a laborer who talked a big story. one day  right before morning break  the three carpenters had enough of this kids mouth.  it was late fall  so we all had coats on.anyway  we grabbed this kid  and  nailed him to the wall with an air nailer  and left him there . we only nailed thru his clothes. the boss came back after break  and couldn't stop laffing .   


  also  we had a laborer snipe hunting all afternoon .
  also we had another  one searching for a right handed screw driver
  also we had one searching the better part of the day for a board stretcher.

  and the list  goes on and on . 


   HT

[BearGuide]

I like to take a grouse and breast it.  Keep the bird in tact.  Go where one of the other hunters is bound to cross the little guy on a wooded corner or something and place it on a stick just a bit off into the woods with its back to the hunter.
... wait ... and then <BAM> they shoot the bird and there is nothing left, but the confusion on their face and everyone else laughing.

[Randy Kaar]

well, my hunting buddy was having a few and it doesnt take
much for him. we were camoping in mcandrews state forest,
so he is gonna take a nap!  wrong thing to do when bonehead
is around! so i camoed his face with bullseyes and stripes.
that afternoon we were gonna ride the wheelers to town
for willow rivers day. all the action was at the squerrel cage
bar. so i woke him up rode into town and he say geez people
are friendly here! they were smiling at him ect. so he goes to the
can and while washing his hands looks in the mirror.
you could here him cussing me out in the parking lot.

randy aka bh

[Grute Man]

OK I did this for April Fools day but it could easily be done at deer camp.  I opend a pack of Oreos.  Then I took out one or two rows and opend all the cookies, scrped out the white stuff and replaced it with toothpaste.  Then I put them out like nothing is wrong and ate a couple out of the good row so I wouldn't look suspicious.  Once everyone started chowin into them, one guys says "Hey these taste funny.  HAAAYYY THATS TOOTHPASTE!!!"  Hurles the cookie at me and stomped out.  I had cookies stuffed in my desk drawers, pinned to my bulliten board...for months.  They even smeared peanut butter under the handle of my desk drawer -- weak.  Funny but weak.

Hey Gogetter, you want me to bring the cookies to deer camp this year?   :ROTFLMAO:
Grute

[holdemtwice]

 I  DID THIS TO MY MOM ..  she was always  harassing me  so i put a rubber band on the faucet spray handle  in the kitchen. i wentto the den  and waited.  then i hear this scream  and the she let out a giggle i have never herd before or again.  what a memory .   

   HT

[Outdoors Junkie]

Funny stuff!   :ROTFLMAO: Keep them coming.  Who else wants to share?

[holdemtwice]

 OK ONE MORE ...  this is a good one. i was ata friends house . he just had surgery on his foot and i was hanging with him . anyway ... i had my cell phone beside my leg so  he couldnt see it. i phonedhisnumber  and when he answered it  i hung up still carrying on our conversation  asif nothing was  going on.  well..........  this went on for around 20 minutes  and almostg 50 calls.  he was getting steamed   and ask me what i would do if someone was crank calling me like this. i answered him andthen stoped with the calls .  then the phone rang. it wasnt me calling. anyway my buddy  started yelling at the caller  and when he stopped  he realized it was his wife  callling to check up on him . after he spentthe better part of 5 minutes explainingto his wife what had been happening  he hung up with her .
 so istarted up again only this time i could barely contain my laughter.  anyway  he caught on  and got mad. later that week  we chated and he said it was very funny  after he thought about it for a bit.  we laffed so hard about that  prank. still to this day  if i mention it  he laffs .   


  HT