You might be an Outdoorsman if..........

[JD]

your first born is named Hunter, even if it's a girl.





see what you can come up with.

[jigglestick]

if your dogs are named remington, ruger and smith and wesson

I used to have two dogs named tap and keg really

[Outdoors Junkie]

If you wore your deer hunting suit for your wedding.

[JD]

you think if you spray yourself with Scent Killer, you don't need to shower.

[Outdoors Junkie]

If you squirt yourself with Buck urine before you go out to the bar.

[Desperado]

IF you add together the cost of your:

Truck
Boat
Camper/iceshack/deershack

and they exceed the cost of your home, that makes you a redneck.

If you can justify this situation because you spend more time in your truck,boat, camper/shack than you spend in your house, then you're an OUTDOORSMAN.

[GRIZ]

What if ur iceshack is ur house for 5 months out of the yr?

[Desperado]

What if ur iceshack is ur house for 5 months out of the yr?

I know the answer to that one Griz, because I too have been DIVORCED.

[DaveO]

What if ur iceshack is ur house for 5 months out of the yr?

I know the answer to that one Griz, because I too have been DIVORCED.

yea but its differant if you want to rather than have to,,,,and or if its on a lake that 5 months

[Desperado]

What if ur iceshack is ur house for 5 months out of the yr?

I know the answer to that one Griz, because I too have been DIVORCED.

yea but its differant if you want to rather than have to,,,,and or if its on a lake that 5 months

No doubt!!  A lot of things about it sucked.  But in hindsight, it wasn't all bad.

[DaveO]

Right now I am using my ice house as a cabin on a small chunk of acreage I just bought

[JD]

You've bought your wife camo pajamas.

[jigglestick]

If I bought my wife camo pajam's, I would indeed be OUTDOORS MAN

if she wore them, she would be an outdoorswoman :)

[GRIZ]

That reminds me jinglestick. Remember that time in fleet farm when ya pick out that negligee for ur wife. Then couple days later she made you were it. Well I was just wondering since she's allot smaller, how'd you ever fit into it?

[jigglestick]

a little grease and a high rate of speed el grizo

[KATOMAN]

kept your minnows in your daughter's fish tank

[Fishahollik]

My sons name is Drake, then next one will be Hunter if its a boy, Fawn if its a girl. Got a black lab named Reload.

Thanksgiving and Christmass dinners are "after shootin time".

I only stop fishing because hunting season is open.

You think golf courses are a waste of perfectly good public hunting grounds.

[Desperado]

I once told my brother-in-law that his golf clubs were a waste of good graphite.

[jigglestick]

AH! touche'
it would be put to much better use as a dozen arrows in my quiver

[Mayfly]

You think golf courses are a waste of perfectly good public hunting grounds.

You may be on to something here

[GRIZ]

 Golf?

Is that the new sport where we go around with a bunch of white balls and try to hit them nearly tame geese?

[JohnWester]

kept your minnows in your daughter's fish tank

god, i've actually done this.

[HUNTER2]

Griz, don't tell us about Jiggle putting on a nighty. Its to hard on our imagination ::)

[Brandon_Collins]

Hey Leech i bought my ex girl friend camoflauge lingerie(cant spell) and she actually wore it.

Brandon

[JD]

That's good, I bet you didn't tell mom though, did you?

[JD]

you schedule your wedding or daughters wedding around opening fishing and hunting.