Out of the mouths of babies

[dakids]

When my kids were 7, 4, and 3 my wife and I were out and about.  She wasn't happy with something I had either done or didn't do.  She was chastising me a little bit.  We stopped at the post office and she gets out.  After she closes the door I mumble under my breath, "Mommies Bitchy".   Well you guessed it.  The kids became little parrots when she got back in the car.  Oldest said it first and the rest started to laugh and they all repeated it often.  We all laugh about it today, but the car ride home wasn't fun.  I slept on the couch that night.

Feel free to add your out of the mouths of babies stories.

[DDSBYDAY]

  I was packing up a bunch of toys the kids were not using anymore.  My youngest who was about 5 at the time asks me what I am doing with his old toys.  I told him I was going to give them to some kids that didn't have any toys since he wasn't using them anymore.  He gives me a puzzled look    and then says.  "Why don't those kids just come here to play with them"? 

[Fawkinnae]

Collin when he was about 3 asked me, "Dad, is Budweiser really the king of beers?"

[markn]

We were headed to my in-laws for Christmas and son #2 was in the potty training stage. As we were headed for the door I noticed his pants appeared to be filled out more than they should be. I stopped the youngster and peaked inside of his jeans to see he had on four pairs of underwear. I asked him why he thought he should have on four pairs of underwear. His reply, "I might pee in one of them". Couldn't argue with that and away we went to Grandma and Grandpa's house.

[deadeye]

This one is from last Thursday when my grandson was out building snow men with a neighbor boy.  They are both 7.  Grandson "look at my big ball".  Neighbor boy "I have big balls too".  I didn't fall in the snow but did have to walk away and try to not say anything.