2013 MNO ICE FISHING SMACK-DOWN THREAD--ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

[The General]

 That's cause even the police are tired of his worthless predictions.

[Boar]

Yeah they pulled him over for failing to yeald his bad smack.

[The General]

Yeah and when they asked for his license he said.....ain't it back there on the bumper man.

[Boar]

Yeah an he said his name is RRAAALLPHH

[The General]

 Out catching some crappies today and the boy caught this.

[Boar]

Outstanding G, that musta been fun battle for him, nice bass!

[Fawkinnae]

Out catching some crappies today and the boy caught this.

What a guy!

[Retired on Osakis]

Team "Ass whoop'in" is whoop'in ass.  Where are all the mighty fisher people? We post a little 10.5" crappie to get things rolling and it sits on top of the leader board for a week. You guys are weak. We may take this thing home without having to post another fish.

[dakids]

PLENTY OF TIME LEFT!!!!   I like to let the rabbits get out early and do all your smack talking only to have to eat crow after I start hitting the ice.  A 10.5 inch crappie won't make a teams 3 fish limit if you are going to be in the top 3.  good luck and be safe.

[Wyofish]

Team "Ass whoop'in" is whoop'in ass.  Where are all the mighty fisher people? We post a little 10.5" crappie to get things rolling and it sits on top of the leader board for a week. You guys are weak. We may take this thing home without having to post another fish.

Geez. Not all of us are retired. Some of us have to work. The Ice Lord Mothers will be knocking you down a few pegs in no time Retired.

[Boar]

A 10.5 piece of crapie,  litlle short ther arnt ya R.O. Thats what she said.

[corny13]

A lot of complaining about your Crappie Retired!  ????   Me thinks that they are jealous they havent got out fishing yet?  Sorry fellow Iceholes  I made it out Saturday -23F forgot the ruler and had to use antifreeze (the stuff that doesnt turn to slush when icefishing Wyofish)  after fishing and forgot to take pic of my walleye when cleaning. Saturdays limit..

Big fish of the day not mine...

 But I did catch a little perch yesterday so will get us on board..it was only -12F yesterday..balmy!

[glenn57]

  with all the hot air blowin here surpirzed there is any ice!!!!!!!!!!!!! the ice lord mothers will be on the board by next week. I have a no fail guarantee camera operators manual!!!!!!!! :fishing2: :fishing2:

[The General]

Someone buy Corny a club for all the little fish he catches.  By the looks of his ice dipper he needs one.   

[Wyofish]

Where did you fish Corny? Audubon again?

[Retired on Osakis]

Sorry Corny but 10.25" just doesn't cut it. Glad you forgot the  for the others though.

[Retired on Osakis]

A 10.5 piece of crapie,  litlle short ther arnt ya R.O. Thats what she said.

besides, she saw me when I was just coming out of the cold water.

[corny13]

Sorry Corny but 10.25" just doesn't cut it. Glad you forgot the  for the others though.

Lesion learned do not self medicate with Rye....

It was Lake X, Wyofish!!!  Oh I forgot thats a lake in Minnesota...

[Boar]

Just like most elderly good at the start but loose steam fast. The Sons a Fishes are gona walk away with this one without lookingback even if yu drop your walker

[The General]

Team Ice Lord Mothers were standing at the base of a flagpole (leaning on shovels), looking at its top. Team Five Knuckle Introduction walked by and asked what they were doing.

 

"We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said Team Ice Lord Mothers, "but we don't have a ladder."

Team Five Knuckle Introduction took a wrench from their truck, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then they took a tape measure from their belt, took a measurement, announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away.

 

Team Ice Lord Mothers shook their heads and laughed, "A lot of good that does us. We ask for the height and they give us the length!"

[glenn57]

  you had me till you tried blowing smoke about using a wrench............you office zombies don't even know what a wrench is!!!!!!!!!!!

[Boar]

sad thing glenn is u admit he had u at all....

 

[glenn57]

sad thing glenn is u admit he had u at all....

 

awe...........don't wanna deflate is ego all at one time!!!!!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

   Forgive Glenn57.  He knows the wrench guys don't do pro bono work.  He would have sent the hammer guys in to do it right.  Knock down the flag pole , call in the inspectors, and shut the work site down.     "Don't matter how high this flag pole is!!  No flag is going on it until we get our team in here."    

[glenn57]

  Forgive Glenn57.  He knows the wrench guys don't do pro bono work.  He would have sent the hammer guys in to do it right.  Knock down the flag pole , call in the inspectors, and shut the work site down.     "Don't matter how high this flag pole is!!  No flag is going on it until we get our team in here."    

[The General]

 The fishing had been good.  Catching 15 to 16 inch walleyes for the supper table.  Nothing better.

[DDSBYDAY]

  Rollin' coal with the General.   

      [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY&feature=youtu.be[/youtube]

[The General]

 Funniest thing about that DDS is that would actually be me.  I'd make it a weekend ritual.  I even think one of those bikers had BB embroidered on his shirt.

[Retired on Osakis]

Well, finally some competition in this challenge. I see The Private posted a little walleye. Guess I'll have to go back out soon so our team can give him another Ass Whoop'in.

[The General]

 

Well, finally some competition in this challenge. I see The Private posted a little walleye. Guess I'll have to go back out soon so our team can give him another Ass Whoop'in.

That little thing would only be competition for a week team like yours.