2013 MNO ICE FISHING SMACK-DOWN THREAD--ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

[Bobby Bass]

  yup we have pretty much given up on our lake trout trip this year. Normally we would walk in but now with the crusted deep snow us bigger guys break through. To old and to slow to wade through crusted waist deep snow, save the gas money for summer fishing trips   here is a clip of what the weather in Duluth looked like on Sunday

[The General]

The stench detector was going off on my computer so I figured BB must be posting.  Sure enough it was a bunch of stinky excuses why he isn't going to be helping his team again.   

[Boar]

wierd, mine too, but I call it the big puss dectector.

[DDSBYDAY]

    It's clear from these last two posts what happened to Fawkinnae's cheetos.  Wyofish overslept and missed the bus so it wasn't him.  It has to be the smacker of no fish and the Generally just a little short that are responsible.  Cheetos are a gateway drug.  Usually the last step after crack, meth and heroin.  It's a tangled web we weave.  Especially if high on stolen Cheetos.  (Much too graphic to be shown in this video.)

                 

[DDSBYDAY]

   I will give you guys credit though.  Fawkinnae usually doesn't take his hand off the 9 if cheetos are involved.

[Fawkinnae]

Everything you've heard about cheetos is true... nom nom nom


        ...It's a call for help

[Bobby Bass]

wierd, mine too, but I call it the big puss dectector.

Sure you want to mess with me Boar?


 

[The General]

    It's clear from these last two posts what happened to Fawkinnae's cheetos.  Wyofish overslept and missed the bus so it wasn't him.  It has to be the smacker of no fish and the Generally just a little short that are responsible.  Cheetos are a gateway drug.  Usually the last step after crack, meth and heroin.  It's a tangled web we weave.  Especially if high on stolen Cheetos.  (Much too graphic to be shown in this video.)

                 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

DDS you are very close to BB in the excuse department.......My motor wouldn't run, i left the plug out, ran out of diet coke, heater wouldn't work, ice was to thin, got my truck stuck, auger wouldn't run, I accidentally dumped crappy weather on myself, etc.....The only difference is you were out giving it a go.

[DDSBYDAY]

   All issues are fixed and the house is on the lake.   Back up heat with a new regulator for the stove.  This contest is about to be brokien wide open.  You boys don't stand a chance. 

[Bobby Bass]

  Making excuses... I am talking about lake trout fishing which is not a category in the ice challenge. You know the kind of fish you don't use 2# line on and have to make big holes in the ice for. O wait you don't, you don't live up here in the real north where we get real winter every winter. You poor boys down south fishing in your ice houses and worrying if your propane is going to freeze up. Up here we walk, ski or snowshoe in. We build fires to keep warm and we don't fish for panny's it is big fish here. Spend some more time    My man Lentz is still fishing and winning this all on his own and I am giving him all the credit and a big pat on the back   

[The General]

Making excuses... I am talking about lake trout fishing which is not a category in the ice challenge. You know the kind of fish you don't use 2# line on and have to make big holes in the ice for. O wait you don't, you don't live up here in the real north where we get real winter every winter. You poor boys down south fishing in your ice houses and worrying if your propane is going to freeze up. Up here we walk, ski or snowshoe in. We build fires to keep warm and we don't fish for panny's it is big fish here. Spend some more time    My man Lentz is still fishing and winning this all on his own and I am giving him all the credit and a big pat on the back   

I'm sure you don't include yourself in that category.  We all know you don't walk to get yourself a bologna sandwich out of the fridge much less out across the vast wilderness.  In regards to your trout you should maybe start up a challenge for that......O wait you wouldn't be able to help your teammates out in that one either.   

P.S. skilled fishermen like me could use 2lb test and have nothing to worry about.  We should get together some time and I'll teach you how it's done.   

[DDSBYDAY]

  Bobby, team  "Son's of fishes" ( BBD, Boar,and Fawkinnae) don't use snowshoes but they do drill their holes with a spork.  Word on the street is they are almost through on their second hole.  The first one they happened to dig into a sandbar.  Now they are using a dull spork.   

[Bobby Bass]

  Bobby, team  "Son's of fishes" ( BBD, Boar,and Fawkinnae) don't use snowshoes but they do drill their holes with a spork.  Word on the street is they are almost through on their second hole.  The first one they happened to dig into a sandbar.  Now they are using a dull spork.   

Should be noted that we are using a METAL spork that we purchases on clearance at Great Outdoors place. Along with the map with the big X on it... just saying      also if all goes well you can see our adventures soon on the Discovery Channel 

[The General]

  Bobby, team  "Son's of fishes" ( BBD, Boar,and Fawkinnae) don't use snowshoes but they do drill their holes with a spork.  Word on the street is they are almost through on their second hole.  The first one they happened to dig into a sandbar.  Now they are using a dull spork.   

Should be noted that we are using a METAL spork that we purchases on clearance at Great Outdoors place. Along with the map with the big X on it... just saying      also if all goes well you can see our adventures soon on the Discovery Channel 

Nice self smack BB.  DDS isn't even talking about your team.

[Bobby Bass]

 Bobby, team  "Son's of fishes" ( BBD, Boar,and Fawkinnae) don't use snowshoes but they do drill their holes with a spork.  Word on the street is they are almost through on their second hole.  The first one they happened to dig into a sandbar.  Now they are using a dull spork.  

Should be noted that we are using a METAL spork that we purchases on clearance at Great Outdoors place. Along with the map with the big X on it... just saying      also if all goes well you can see our adventures soon on the Discovery Channel  

Nice self smack BB.  DDS isn't even talking about your team.

Nope , they are all my teams, think of me as the guiding hand from above The Son's of Fishes needs all the help they can get. I'm just saying that I provided the Spork...

  also good thing no one reads this stuff.. I guess I didn't... 

[Boar]

now i Know my puss o meter is working, as you insinuate you need a billy club to take a out a guy have your size Oh bobbo have Hamms, good ol' American beer right bobbo? I might use a spork guys but that spork is sharp. Boobo, We all know know what your doing with your "guiding hand" an it isnt  fishing, an your aint guiding, but it dose involve a worm im sure.

[The General]

Boar that's not a Spork.  That's my prison shank I lent you.

[Bobby Bass]

now i Know my puss o meter is working, as you insinuate you need a billy club to take a out a guy have your size Oh bobbo have Hamms, good ol' American beer right bobbo? I might use a spork guys but that spork is sharp. Boobo, We all know know what your doing with your "guiding hand" an it isnt  fishing, an your aint guiding, but it dose involve a worm im sure.

  Boar it's called a night stick and you remind me of a former member here, a Wildman that no one could figure out what he was writing about half the time either.. 

[The General]

now i Know my puss o meter is working, as you insinuate you need a billy club to take a out a guy have your size Oh bobbo have Hamms, good ol' American beer right bobbo? I might use a spork guys but that spork is sharp. Boobo, We all know know what your doing with your "guiding hand" an it isnt  fishing, an your aint guiding, but it dose involve a worm im sure.

  Boar it's called a night stick and you remind me of a former member here, a Wildman that no one could figure out what he was writing about half the time either..  

Boar it's also called a Baton and lots of girls twirl them around.  BB you need to speak for yourself in regards about understanding what someone was writing.  Yes if you had an IQ of less then 70 I could see where it might be hard to understand.  Thankfully their aren't any of us around here that have that.

[Bobby Bass]

General, I have already forgotten more then you will ever learn and I am still smarter then you!     

[The General]

General, I have already forgotten more then you will ever learn and I am still smarter then you!     

Yet you can't figure out Wild's or Boar's writing/meaning to what they post and I'm the dumb one who has no problem understanding it and anything else others post.   You can't make this stuff up folks. 

BB if all you had was a cup, campfire, and a truck load of snow you'd die of dehydration.

[Bobby Bass]

General, I have already forgotten more then you will ever learn and I am still smarter then you!     

Yet you can't figure out Wild's or Boar's writing/meaning to what they post and I'm the dumb one who has no problem understanding it and anything else others post.   You can't make this stuff up folks. 

BB if all you had was a cup, campfire, and a truck load of snow you'd die of dehydration.

Proves my point, you two are at the same level 

? anything else post? ahh you mean "Anyone else's post"    Had to dumb down for that one

[The General]

General, I have already forgotten more then you will ever learn and I am still smarter then you!     

Yet you can't figure out Wild's or Boar's writing/meaning to what they post and I'm the dumb one who has no problem understanding it and anything else others post.   You can't make this stuff up folks. 

BB if all you had was a cup, campfire, and a truck load of snow you'd die of dehydration.

Proves my point, you two are at the same level 

? anything else post? ahh you mean "Anyone else's post"    Had to dumb down for that one

Why don't you try re-reading it again.  The only point proven was the cup, campfire, and snow.

[The General]

BB I also have no problem being at Boar's level.  Us common folk who work hard,  drink a beer with our friends, teach our kids right from wrong, love our wives, say grace and our prayers, would fight for this countries freedoms if called upon.  I'll be on that guys level any day.  


Funny thing is I've noticed though out all these years in the SmackDown with Wildlife.  When someone started making fun of his grammar it was because he had Smacked them so hard and that was the last piece of ammo they had left.  It is also one of the dumbest things to do because I'll guarantee we can go back and find a post were that person spelled a word wrong, forgot to capitalize the first word of a sentence, missed a comma, etc.  FYI you are just smacking yourself when you get to that level.

[DDSBYDAY]

 
  

BB if all you had was a cup, campfire, and a truck load of snow you'd die of dehydration.

    I will translate.   "You would die of thirst"!!!      

[Bobby Bass]

BB I also have no problem being at Boar's level.  Us common folk who work hard,  drink a beer with our friends, teach our kids right from wrong, love our wives, say grace and our prayers, would fight for this countries freedoms if called upon.  I'll be on that guys level any day.  


Funny thing is I've noticed though out all these years in the SmackDown with Wildlife.  When someone started making fun of his grammar it was because he had Smacked them so hard and that was the last piece of ammo they had left.  It is also one of the dumbest things to do because I'll guarantee we can go back and find a post were that person spelled a word wrong, forgot to capitalize the first word of a sentence, missed a comma, etc.  FYI you are just smacking yourself when you get to that level.

As you are so fond to quote, when ever it suits your needs "This is the Smack Chat" I said a Wildman never said Wildlife, you brought his name up.

[The General]

BB I also have no problem being at Boar's level.  Us common folk who work hard,  drink a beer with our friends, teach our kids right from wrong, love our wives, say grace and our prayers, would fight for this countries freedoms if called upon.  I'll be on that guys level any day.  


Funny thing is I've noticed though out all these years in the SmackDown with Wildlife.  When someone started making fun of his grammar it was because he had Smacked them so hard and that was the last piece of ammo they had left.  It is also one of the dumbest things to do because I'll guarantee we can go back and find a post were that person spelled a word wrong, forgot to capitalize the first word of a sentence, missed a comma, etc.  FYI you are just smacking yourself when you get to that level.

As you are so fond to quote, when ever it suits your needs "This is the Smack Chat" I said a Wildman never said Wildlife, you brought his name up.

Does it really matter anyone who's been around here knows who you meant.  You could have said Wild, guy with all the fur hats, the furrier, WLife, Willy, anything close and we knew what you meant. 

Yes this is the Smack chat and smack away, just don't get your feelings hurt, wine, promise to leave, come back, wine, promise to leave, come back,............do you see a pattern or should I keep going?  My honest advice to you would be to just stay out of the smack thread because you just can't take it.  Dish it.......yes.  Take it..........no.

[Bobby Bass]

  I do so much enjoy playing inside your head, There is  a lot of empty room there. No matter how hard you try and get me to leave I am always here. Claiming to be the king of smack, a title you were given by,  I don't remember. Of course you don't have any of the titles that really count around here. Like the Open water title, I have one and the Ice title, I have one of those too. Matter of fact I may just end up with a second title riding Lentz my partners hot streak. that would give me three and tie me with Wildlife, who was also a teammate. So keep on smacking and by the way it is Whine not wine but spelling don't count unless you are calling someone out on it.  anyone can see how much of a burr under your saddle I am, you still have my name under your avatar. I have lost to a lot of people fishing but no one makes a deal out of it but you... The General, a leader of men, just not winning fishing teams...

[The General]

Me kicking your in that head to head battle really chaps your back side doesn't it.  That is one title you will never be able to win.  Yes I don't have a challenge title but I have yet to be "lucky" enough to be able to ride the coat tails of someone else to the top.  Props to those guys to for being able to do that.  Not even myself and G.O could carry your dead weight.  

BB come on, you've left and taken your ball home more times then I can count only to return to get yourself in the same predicaments again.  I'm a little slow you know but what do they call it again when you do something the same way over and over again expecting a different result?


P.S. Quick someone read this for me and PM me with any spelling or grammar mistakes before BB points them out    God forbid Swype on the phone has a mind of her own.

[Bobby Bass]

   General you would have done better posting this as long as you are going to wag the flag..