2013 MNO ICE FISHING SMACK-DOWN THREAD--ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!

[Bobby Bass]

Me kicking your in that head to head battle really chaps your back side doesn't it.  That is one title you will never be able to win.  Yes I don't have a challenge title but I have yet to be "lucky" enough to be able to ride the coat tails of someone else to the top.  Props to those guys to for being able to do that.  Not even myself and G.O could carry your dead weight.  

BB come on, you've left and taken your ball home more times then I can count only to return to get yourself in the same predicaments again.  I'm a little slow you know but what do they call it again when you do something the same way over and over again expecting a different result?


P.S. Quick someone read this for me and PM me with any spelling or grammar mistakes before BB points them out    God forbid Swype on the phone has a mind of her own.

Might want to check the open water title, it was my northern that put us over the top..

[Boar]

Holy crap bob.......wow

[The General]

Me kicking your in that head to head battle really chaps your back side doesn't it.  That is one title you will never be able to win.  Yes I don't have a challenge title but I have yet to be "lucky" enough to be able to ride the coat tails of someone else to the top.  Props to those guys to for being able to do that.  Not even myself and G.O could carry your dead weight.  

BB come on, you've left and taken your ball home more times then I can count only to return to get yourself in the same predicaments again.  I'm a little slow you know but what do they call it again when you do something the same way over and over again expecting a different result?


P.S. Quick someone read this for me and PM me with any spelling or grammar mistakes before BB points them out    God forbid Swype on the phone has a mind of her own.

Might want to check the open water title, it was my northern that put us over the top..

The Bucky Dent of the fishing challenge hits one home run to help win a title and rides the coat tails of his teammates for the rest of his rings to be a career .245 hitter.  Then he calls out Ted Williams for kicking his  head to head but never winning a World Series.  Brilliant simply Brilliant

[DDSBYDAY]

  Some of the winning teams were on roids.  Now that we have banned roids the true champs will rise to the top.  In fact, Team "Winter Storm" will be going to the top so fast Bobby and his team will be out for the season from catching  a cold.            Our team is like a crow in one of my trees.  We are always about to do damage!!!

[The General]

DDS, BB might get a case of the bed sores for never getting out of the lazy boy.  But he sure isn't catching anything to help out his team much less a cold.

[Boar]

thats cause he using his "Guiding Hand" too much, oops I mean, "That's because", is what i meant. I didn'nt mean to confuse  you guys as to what I'm trying to say. Crud, no capital I, sorry. I'll have to start over so you understand me better

That is because he is using his "Guiding Hand" to much.
There that is better. sorry for the confusion. crap.
There that is better, I am sorry for the confusion.

[DDSBYDAY]

  I'm sure you meant well Boar but your post was way to long and technical.  Had to skip over it.     

[DDSBYDAY]

   The leader board is updated.  The last team is on the board pushing Corny13's team into sole possession of last place.   Lentz has been quiet so his team is stagnant.  It appears to be a good time for team "Winter Storm" to annihilate the competition.  If you are waiting for the conditions to improve you are in trouble.  They won't improve.  If anything it's going to get worse.  It's time to separate the men from the boys.  With Bobby being a retired Catholic priest this separation may prove to be difficult.  

[The General]

However I did find a video of Bobby saying he does catch stuff and calls himself Clifford Franklin in the 3rd person.  I also didn't know DDS was a football player but the cig and the beer was a dead giveaway.  Boar stop pushing Robert around. 

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozGNfNsnX6g[/youtube]

[Bobby Bass]

Me kicking your in that head to head battle really chaps your back side doesn't it.  That is one title you will never be able to win.  Yes I don't have a challenge title but I have yet to be "lucky" enough to be able to ride the coat tails of someone else to the top.  Props to those guys to for being able to do that.  Not even myself and G.O could carry your dead weight.  

BB come on, you've left and taken your ball home more times then I can count only to return to get yourself in the same predicaments again.  I'm a little slow you know but what do they call it again when you do something the same way over and over again expecting a different result?


P.S. Quick someone read this for me and PM me with any spelling or grammar mistakes before BB points them out    God forbid Swype on the phone has a mind of her own.

Might want to check the open water title, it was my northern that put us over the top..

The Bucky Dent of the fishing challenge hits one home run to help win a title and rides the coat tails of his teammates for the rest of his rings to be a career .245 hitter.  Then he calls out Ted Williams for kicking his  head to head but never winning a World Series.  Brilliant simply Brilliant

So you are calling me Bucky Dent? I am fine with that. Two world series rings, a world series MVP trophy, three time all-star. A career .247 hitter with 12 seasons in the big leagues. I think a lot of people would be very happy with them kind of stats.     and you are comparing yourself to Ted Williams... really 

[The General]

Me kicking your in that head to head battle really chaps your back side doesn't it.  That is one title you will never be able to win.  Yes I don't have a challenge title but I have yet to be "lucky" enough to be able to ride the coat tails of someone else to the top.  Props to those guys to for being able to do that.  Not even myself and G.O could carry your dead weight.  

BB come on, you've left and taken your ball home more times then I can count only to return to get yourself in the same predicaments again.  I'm a little slow you know but what do they call it again when you do something the same way over and over again expecting a different result?


P.S. Quick someone read this for me and PM me with any spelling or grammar mistakes before BB points them out    God forbid Swype on the phone has a mind of her own.

Might want to check the open water title, it was my northern that put us over the top..

The Bucky Dent of the fishing challenge hits one home run to help win a title and rides the coat tails of his teammates for the rest of his rings to be a career .245 hitter.  Then he calls out Ted Williams for kicking his   head to head but never winning a World Series.  Brilliant simply Brilliant

So you are calling me Bucky Dent? I am fine with that. Two world series rings, a world series MVP trophy, three time all-star. A career .247 hitter with 12 seasons in the big leagues. I think a lot of people would be very happy with them kind of stats.    and you are comparing yourself to Ted Williams... really  

You got that right their Bucky........You a 1 maybe 1 1/2 tool player around here and me a Ted Williams 5-6 tool player.

We could also go with You Doug Williams.........Me Dan Marino.  Either way the point has been made.

[Bobby Bass]

  You got that right, you certainly are the Biggest Tool around here.. 

[The General]

You got that right, you certainly have the Biggest Tool around here..  

 :Clap:Right on Bucky thanks for the compliment.......and still getting it up and able to see it without a mirror too.  I noticed your spelling error and fixed it for ya.  

[Boar]

Im afraid to know why BB would know that, maybe some kind of hidden obsesion with ya G. Congratulations tho. way to HANG in there

[Bobby Bass]

Boar and General you guys are like a couple of fourteen year olds, everything is a sexual reference to you, mostly because neither one of you are probably getting any. Suppose to be a fishing smack down but your  constant reference to grade school humor is fitting for both of you.  

[The General]

Can't get nothing past Bucky.  I think he's about ready to blow.

[Boar]

He ready to blow? what? Huh? who said that? Huh? . Hear that G? I think uncle Bob wants us to grow up. NAAAAAAAAW,.  oh and its a fishing smack down, like nobody has made a smack reference beyound fishing on here, weired. at my age I could give a crap less about "getting some" Your the one with the guiding hand Bopping bobbo Sex is the essence of life an fills our everyday thoughts with joy, enlightment an dreams of yeasterday, even if your dreams are wet bobbo.

[Boar]

 "ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK"

[Bobby Bass]

  That's it, your best comeback is about blowing and some Lion King Reference.   Might as well go back to the fire     As for the Enter at your own risk... Only reason I am here is because General made some cute comment about me and I was not even in the Smack thread, Of course now that I am his advice is that I should just leave and take my ball with me.

(Just for you guys  I will tell you this in a way you will understand) I have two balls and they are both hanging around. 

[DDSBYDAY]

       This is the way I end these types of conversations.


               [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9SSOWORzw4[/youtube]

[Boar]

  :rotflmao:oh bob your so awsome!

[The General]

Lion king  .  Some one is doing a little to much meth.    Bucky you've been smacked so hard the last couple of days figured I'd give you a slight break to catch your breath.  I hope I've made it so you actually attempt to drill a hole in a lake to catch a scoreable fish just to prove me wrong instead of just signing up to be about as worthless as an empty shotglass......pass the patron...

[Boar]

Yeah, Lion King. figured i just let him have that, being he so happy about his balls. 

[The General]

Bucky you need to ask yourself one question.  Why is it everyone else here can laugh, make fun of each other, (whether it has anything to do with the challenge or not) and still be friends but you?  I mean I laid into Willy hard with the smack (he dished it back) and yet we toasted a beer, got in the boat together and caught fish.  I'm sure it's because we are the ones with a problem.

P.S. I wish Willy would return.  Wild if you're still reading this come on back buddy. 

[Boar]

Heading back to red G-dog, gona finally put me an Mr. Fawk so far into first place I'll Be singing, "Dont you wish your fish was huge like mine"

[Bobby Bass]

Bucky you need to ask yourself one question.  Why is it everyone else here can laugh, make fun of each other, (whether it has anything to do with the challenge or not) and still be friends but you?  I mean I laid into Willy hard with the smack (he dished it back) and yet we toasted a beer, got in the boat together and caught fish.  I'm sure it's because we are the ones with a problem.

P.S. I wish Willy would return.  Wild if you're still reading this come on back buddy. 

Well once again you have it wrong, the only person on this board who I don't get along with is you and you know why. As an example you made this comment "  I hope I've made it so you actually attempt to drill a hole in a lake to catch a scoreable fish just to prove me wrong instead of just signing up to be about as worthless as an empty shotglass......pass the patron... most people on this board know that SHOTGLASS is my daughter, she has not posted nor does she read the ice fishing smack but yet you make a back handed comment about her. Not the first time you have made comments about my wife and family which is totally not acceptable. Look around General, there is no one smacking in chat. The only way you will be the king of smack is because you are the last one in here, it is sure not for any humor or friendly banter.

So in memory of my old fishing partner Wildlife, You are saying that the dozen of fishermen in the ice challenge who have not yet posted a fish are all worthless as an empty shotglass, yup good way to make friends their slick

[The General]

If others sign up just for prizes or for the sole purpose to not allow others to be able to be in the challenge and then brag about it to others I may have a problem with them.  The only person I know to do one of those things is you.  So I have no problem with others in the challenge unless for some reason they have done those things and I don't know about it.  I would like to think they just have life happen.  However that is exactly what you had your family member do.  I will say sorry to shot glass because she may not even knew it happened.  Dad may just have signed into her account and done it on his own and I could be jumping to conclusions.  However I have no idea what your talking about in regards to posts about your wife or saying anything negative about her.  She has to be a wonderful woman.  The only reason I can think you don't like me is because of my definition of the smack thread and for making suggestions about changes to the challenge because you designed it and nothing you designed can be improved on.  You have made that very clear.

[The General]

As far as no friendly banter..........have you read anything.  The only time it isn't friendly is when you post.   All the rest of us seem to fling it and then go fish together.   Same thing I offered to you when we were teammates but you just called me a bunch of stuff, acted like a child, and refused to even be a part of the team.  Again my honest suggestion is to take your own advice and let me be by myself in the smack down if we can't get along.  Start your own thread in the ice fishing section to have your definition of friendly banter.  Pretty simple to just go your own way.  Unless secretly you like this, cause I laugh pretty hard every time you post in here and enjoy it.

[Bobby Bass]

Daughter signed up to fish, but didn't not get out much and could not upgrade fish that were already posted, just like many others who did not score fish for their teams. As for her late signing it was to make sure a team was filled the same reason I signed up this year to make sure they were enough fishermen. As for changing the rules, I have no control of the challenge and I am just like any other member here. I go through the current person who is running the challenge with suggestions. As a matter of fact I have spoken to DDS about adding a Master Division to the open water Challenge next season so one fishermen can post in all three categories. He has taken it under advisement. So yes the challenge can change and grow and it has nothing to do with you. Rock Bass Challenge was an idea between me and Great Outdoors and that is not under our control either and look how that has grown to be a nice little fun contest.

General you go out of you way in posts to make comments about me and most of the time I don't catch them but I sure am not going to let you get away with them when I do. You want it simple solution? stop bring up my name and I'll do the same for you.

[Lee Borgersen]

I'd like to dedicate this to two of my good friends. The General and Bobby Bass. "Some day this to will pass"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=serV18MirGg[/youtube]