2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[DDSBYDAY]

  This thread is not for the sensitive types.  If you post here you can expect to get smacked down.  The 2015 fishing challenge is coming up soon.  The sign up thread and rules will be posted shortly.    Gloves are off here.  Good luck and good fishing to all the brave contestants.  Non-contestant girly men should avoid this thread and stick to knitting doilies this summer.  I hear the General is teaching a class.         

[greatoutdoors]

DDS,
There is the rumor that the General is at some type of retreat, trying to get his life back in order after the butt kicking the Eve of Destruction gave to his team last year!! 
Or, another possibility:  He's taking a photography class on how to take pictures that don't disappear. (If in fact, they actually existed) 
Since he won't enter the Challenge this year, it looks like Colonel Sanders got promoted to General Chicken!! 
Puck, puck, puck!! 

[DDSBYDAY]

  After losing the one and only chance he would have had to win for his team, he has gone into hiding.  You should look in your old hiding place.  You are liable to find him there.  He probably will be wearing a burka.

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[The General]

TGO, we know who goes into hiding around here, something about a porch and Borgie. 

Besides a few years I'm the only chance the team im on has a chance of winning.  I'm tired of being on teams where only one or two people are participating.  I did my best to get rid of them this year.......but hey you got a shiny new leader board.  Kind of like tits on a Boar or Marion Wayne in a gun fight....about worthless.

However I do look forward to reading DDS's laundry list of excuses.

[glenn57]

general, you shouldn't talk about boars body parts. he gets offended easily!!!!!

[Boar]

Hey im proud of my man boobs, ther usless yes. But im proud of them.

[The General]

Glenn, Boar can't even figure out how to go into the menu option of his gps, switch the card to the right area he's fishing, so he can acctually see the contour lines.  So I didn't think he would pick up on that.  But of course you had to point it out.

[DDSBYDAY]

  That sounds a lot harder than taking a picture.   

[glenn57]

  That sounds a lot harder than taking a picture.   

HEY.........I take offense to that remark!!!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

  Glenn, you have taken plenty of pictures.  They were missing either the head, tail, most of the fish, the staple item or the ruler.  They still count as a picture.  By the way you dialed it in this winter so I expect your team to be a contender this summer.     I can see why the doily class is filling up so fast. 

[Lee Borgersen]

 

Besides a few years I'm the only chance the team im on has a chance of winning.  I'm tired of being on teams where only one or two people are participating.  I did my best to get rid of them this year.......but hey you got a shiny new leader board.  Kind of like tits on a Boar or Marion Wayne in a gun fight....about worthless.

After having a 2014 career high fishing challenge year with the challenge victory all but in your pocket???

It's time to:

"pick yourself up"
"dust yourself off"
"forget your differences"
"close the can of worms"
"get back into the fray with your fellow warriors"

just sayin

Now look what happened to Clint Eastwood (your hero) after Gene Hackman kicked his a$$ in that movie. He came back and kicked everyone's a$$.

[The General]

Lee we shall see who signs up.  If I actually see all "warriors" I'd be happy to join. 

[greatoutdoors]

TGO, we know who goes into hiding around here, something about a porch and Borgie. 

TGO doesn't hide from Borgie, she hides from me! 
After the Eve of Destruction crushed her team like a bug in the 2014 Challenge, she has given her fishing gear to charity, and taken up knitting like her doily making partner, the General!! 
Maybe you two could knit some socks or gloves to give to the 2015 Challenge winners!!! 

[DDSBYDAY]

I have to agree with TGO on this.  The Borgie intimidation factor is gone.  Kind of like when someone finally found out Mike Tyson will fold or turn to cannibalism if you hit him back.  I'm afraid to say that the Borgie Dynasty has gone the way of Tiger Woods. Non Factor!!  Dragging the General around last summer has broken the camels back.   

[glenn57]

Hey slick, your official sign up thread is not only locked but fails to inform potential contestants where to send the 5 bucks.

[DDSBYDAY]

   It's supposed to be locked.  Once the payment and stamp  NOT ENVELOPE has been recieved, Lee or I will put your names on the list.

[glenn57]

I realize the lock part. But when you appear to sign up in that thread what's a guy to think???

[Boar]

Two pages of this crap already, wow, yu guys need a life. 

[Borgie]

I have to agree with TGO on this.  The Borgie intimidation factor is gone.  Kind of like when someone finally found out Mike Tyson will fold or turn to cannibalism if you hit him back.  I'm afraid to say that the Borgie Dynasty has gone the way of Tiger Woods. Non Factor!!  Dragging the General around last summer has broken the camels back.   

I can't wait till I can drag out the new aluminum bat that Lee bought me last year for sweetest day. Some folks will be receiving Borgie beat-downs with skull lumps. That's of course if I don't accidently swing the bat a bit to low!

You guys can try to put the general down, but he's been the best team player one could ask for. That category would also include dakids. It would be like old home week to be on the same team with them.

DDSBYDAY,

You may become sorry for making that last statement about me. I figured you were just trying to be one of the boys because let's face it.........Your such a marshmallow.

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[Lee Borgersen]

Just a quick heads up to let everyone know that after my mail comes in today there may only be a few spots left open in the fishing challenge.

just sayin!

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[glenn57]

typical management ploy of crying wolf!!!!!!

you just cant wait for my note!!!!!!!

[glenn57]

I see there is some fresh meat signed up in the challenge!!!!!!!!!!

[dew2]

 FRESH MEAT?? This competitor can take a pic Unlike some other's. Get the  out now cause I actually go out fishin No made up stories here

[Lee Borgersen]

I see there is some fresh meat signed up in the challenge!!!!!!!!!!

Well Well! Hey Glenn...... How's bout dat new rookie guy dat signed up? Let's give um a big MNO welcome.

Dew....wa diddy...diddy..... Dumb diddy dew...... he looks good....he looks fine......but he can't smackdown worth a dime.

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[glenn57]

 

[Lee Borgersen]

dew2 technical difficulties, dew2 may be the only one on his team to not catch a legal fish. What should dew2... dew2.. shake off the rust dew2 all his time in recovery mode.

Any suggestions about what we can dew2 help this guy catch a fish?

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[glenn57]

lee, ya best be a bit careful. I have met dew's better half. shes pretty handy with the bat too!! matter of fact she uses the aluminum kind. you should hear the PING when she uses it on dew!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

lee, ya best be a bit careful. I have met dew's better half. shes pretty handy with the bat too!! matter of fact she uses the aluminum kind. you should hear the PING when she uses it on dew!!!!!!

I hate to say it but some of us need our ladies to give us a bat to da head. Great Outdoors is a bachelor but he still gets a beat down from Borgie when we come up to Ely.

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[Boar]

And when she uses it on u glenn its a dense thud.

[glenn57]

And when she uses it on u glenn its a dense thud.

nope. natta! sandy likes me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its my charming personality!!!!!!