2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[glenn57]

hey glenn cant defend himself very well. shame on you.

I see where you get confused Boar..........a lot of people, especially the Victoria secret models mistake me for the ROCK!!!!!!!!!! 

[The General]

Glenn you want to see Boar confused?  Ask him to pick a number between 1 and 3.

[glenn57]

Glenn you want to see Boar confused?  Ask him to pick a number between 1 and 3.

[DDSBYDAY]

  Go ahead and laugh Glenn.  Try to answer that question with the common core math that your imperial community organizer has bestowed upon the people.   You must show your work.  It will take you five pages front and back to do the calculations.   

[The General]

No worries Glenn if you asked Hillary to show his work it would have magically disappeared one his unauthorized server, which was probably bought on the MNO dime.  Except Glenn you would go to jail and he would get a participation award.

[glenn57]

 

[glenn57]

  Go ahead and laugh Glenn.  Try to answer that question with the common core math that your imperial community organizer has bestowed upon the people.   You must show your work.  It will take you five pages front and back to do the calculations.   

maybe so but at least it be done right.

[The General]

Nothing better than watching the wild and smacking our resident DFL ladies around.  SCORE!

P.S. Hillary it would be done right cause you hired it done.  Then claimed you did it on your blackberry.  But two weeks earlier you said you only used one device and that was an iPhone.

[The General]

Another Wild Score.  They are flying around the ice faster than Hill Dog trying to put the plug in his boat.  Wow for speed.

[DDSBYDAY]

Another Wild Score.  They are flying around the ice faster than Hill Dog trying to put the plug in his boat.  Wow for speed.

  Dam-it.  I don't have cable.  I hope the wild kick some  ..  I also hope you snapped a pic of it to show me General.   

[The General]

They just choked on a practically empty net.  Still putting on a show though.  Should be 3 nil. 

[The General]

Winner winner chicken dinner. 

[Lee Borgersen]

Well, It looks as if the smackdown girls are still since I last tuned in.

Lots of hair pulling and name calling. Combine that with a lot of  and you've got a dog chasing his tail in circles. If nothing else it's free entertainment. 

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[The General]

There she is showing up to the party.  Leave it to liberal Roseanne to call someone a name for calling others names.      this stuff writes itself.

[Boar]

1 and 3 is 4 duh, jeeeze pers creepers

[glenn57]

HEY BOAR!!!!!!!! got my tip up today!!!!! but you cheap SOB didn't put any line on it!!!!!!!

[Boar]

What dose it matter you snaggle puss bastard, you cant catch fish anyway, put it on your mantle like the rest of your equipment.

[glenn57]

 

[Lee Borgersen]

   The deadline for sign up for the 2015 MNO fishing challenge is Monday May 4th at 11:59 pm.

 If your bumper sticker payment has not been made by this point in time you will be sitting the summer out.  Don't wait because an entry made on time is still not a guarantee to be entered in the contest.  The teams consist of 3 randomly drawn team members and the field is limited to 30 contestants.  If we only have 26 paid entrants at 11:59 pm on the 4th of May #'s 25 and 26 don't get entered.  Their MNO bumper sticker fee will be refunded.   If you snooze you lose.  If you want to have a great time and match skills and wits with some exceptional outdoorsmen pony up now.

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[greatoutdoors]

Lee,
Do we know any "FOOLISH PEOPLE" that choose to run from a Challenge??   

[DDSBYDAY]

   I think it more like running from an  kickinn'.  Besides they can buy their Barbie dolls a new outfit with that 5$ they save. 

[greatoutdoors]

So that would make these two annonymous individuals either:
Ken and Barbie, or
Chucky and Bride of Chucky?? 

[Lee Borgersen]

                     Time for a group Hug!


To those of you that have yet to sign up for the challenge there is still a chance to climb aboard. Time is moving faster than you are. For any and all of you that have not signed up as of yet for whatever your reasons your participation is welcomed. Some may have not signed up because of differences and there will always be differences in all our lives. But, MNO members have always enjoyed meeting, joking, helping others with their questions and just the camaraderie that's important amongst MNO friends.

It's up to you if we can count you in but remember it's a long season when your on the outside looking in rather than the inside looking out! Everyone hopes (and I do mean everyone) that you'll all take a time out and think about the fun you'll be missing.

Walk Like A Man & Sign up and support the site.

[Fawkinnae]

Did someone mention the Barbie twins? There they are, stroking Corny's rockbass trophy.

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[Boar]

such a small fish to be stroked, tsk tsk tsk. yes hes a champion, but of a tiny species. oh evay!.

[corny13]

Those Girls know a real FISH when they see one!!!   But ya know.....They are still at Fawk's house wishing for the trophy to come home!!  Fawkinnae 

[The General]

Hey homer it's too bad Roseanne  has you neutered to where you can post.  The winners are challenging the challenge.  But Hillary and Roseanne probably offered you presents to keep their voter base.

[Lee Borgersen]

Borgie has had a change of heart and it's hard to believe. It seems that each summer when we spend some time in Ely greatoutdoors walks the town with head lumps. His family and relative's are getting upset. The rest of the town thinks it's funny.

Anyhow, it seems that Borgie has recently signed up for a self defense class. She's focusing on the art of doing physical damage that's not as detectable to the human eye. This way people won't be noticing the many lumps and bumps on G.O.'s head.

All I can say is that G.O. had better switch from the belly girdle he's been wearing to Kevlar girdle because he's surely going to be needing it for the Borgie beat-downs this summer.

Don't say you haven't been warned in advance greatoutdoors! All I can say is the town won't even notice his head lumps any longer. They'll just be wondering why he walks so funny.


A brief view of Borgie's combat coach before he resigned.

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[greatoutdoors]

The only reason I might be walking funny is from a hernia I get from carrying the big fish I'm gonna kick your butt with in this years Challenge! 
Those minnows you caught last year didn't do much good in your feeble attempt to defeat the current Challenge Champions,  "The Eve of Destruction," the powerhouse fishing team  that mowed through anything that got in our way! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

[DDSBYDAY]

  Almost everyone that posts in this thread has donated a pittance to earn the right to have the bejeezus smacked out of them.  Most have donated much more than a pittance.  We have a very nice prize fund for this year.  The donations keep coming in.  I think we only had one person draw a cash prize last year.  Not that that is a bad thing.  When I take Greatoutdoors down this year I will collect my dollar.  If by some act of the devil he wins, he will have to pick up a certified package of 25 pennies from  the post office 4 times throughout the year.  Sometimes people donate their time, money or spirit just to have a good time.  Some others would be obsessed to go back and see just how much time, money or spirit was put in.  In a very short period of time this thread will be limited to the former.