2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[greatoutdoors]

Hey TGO what happened in 2013?  Borgies death squad kicked your a$$.

Well, I see dakids has selective memory and convenient amnesia, like all good liberals! 
You forgot about your 11th and 5th place finishes the last several years, whereas the teams I've been on have always finished in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd (on our worst year)!!! 
Finally, the Eve of Destruction, powerhouse trio, from last year is still the reigning champions, until a new team wins this year! 
That's right my man, you have nothing but gloom in your future, unless you con the judge into putting you on my team!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Let's stand back and take an overall realistic view at the goal of the boys from the dark side. (Lonesome Town)

  .......
Somehow one of its creators had a vision. We all have visions. Some try to turn their vision into a reality. That's a good thing sometimes. In order to implement your vision you need followers. That's where the pied piper comes in. This would be someone that has a master plan. One that feels he can sway others to follow him on a mission.

Sometimes it involves trying to breakdown a well oiled successful program that has been working for years. A successful program does not sustain its self without making upgrades each year and that's why it's popularity maintains it's self. But wait......what about the pied piper? Well, to his credit he decided to branch out on his own.

His first goal was to recruited followers. So out comes the magic flute but, the sound of the flute began to irritate the masses. No problem! What was really needed says he is to be more aggressive. Therefore start an internet thread of his own to spread the word of the coming. The coming of an opportunity that you can't turn down. By this time after all his valiant efforts things had begun to go his way. Somehow the piper managed to assemble the masses that have come form near and wide to an amazing army of 2 soldiers.

Stay tuned for more adventures of ......................The team from Lonesome Town



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[The General]

If you are referring to me as a creator.  You have absolutely no clue.  Just an FYI.  But please continue with the theatrics.  Because just like any other DFL run campaign the facts are either created or missing. 

So team up with TGO and another Donkey and Just Bring it!

[The General]

Some more flattery from Homer Outdoors I see with the liberal comment towards my teammate.  I love it!  Living in his head rent free.  Good Old Blue belly wishing he thought of the DFL angle this year.  I think TGO is going to need a liberal name this year and I'll take him out next year with Homer Simpson theme.  He will now be known as Helen Thomas from this day forward.

[greatoutdoors]

Some more flattery from Homer Outdoors I see with the liberal comment towards my teammate.  I love it!  Living in his head rent free.  Good Old Blue belly wishing he thought of the DFL angle this year.  I think TGO is going to need a liberal name this year and I'll take him out next year with Homer Simpson theme.  He will now be known as Helen Thomas from this day forward.

That's a lot better than being known as the illegitimate sone of Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi, like the General is!!
And as far as living rent free in someone's head, I've pulled you out of your secret clubhouse into the REAL FORUM several times so I'm getting to you!!! 
AND IT'S ONLY JUST BEGUN!!!!
When you start getting your ass kicked in the Challenge, oh that's right, you're affraid to enter this year, making you a non participant. 
Must be terrible to be scared of your own shadow, Wimp Boy, so man up and join the real men in the Challenge! 
Just like that traitor, Bo Bergdhal walked away from his unit, you walked away from the Challenge!
You should change your name from General, to Private, because of your behavior!

[The General]

Helen you thinking you are pulling me anywhere is a laugh.  That must be the same thinking as "you didn't build that"........rent free!  Thanks again for the flattery 

Now grab a couple other DFLers and Just Bring it!

[Lee Borgersen]

If you are referring to me as a creator.  You have absolutely no clue.  Just an FYI.  But please continue with the theatrics.  Because just like any other DFL run campaign the facts are either created or missing. 

So team up with TGO and another Donkey and Just Bring it!

Oh contraire my friend by all means please clue everyone in on the facts as you call them. I would be remiss not to welcome the explanation of the full story. As you proclaim "I have no clue" and it would surely pleasure me to be enlightened with the actual facts that I may have missed out on.

So, with that being said please proceed with the explanation process.

[greatoutdoors]

Hmmm, I think I'm hearing some noise from Private Bergdahl?
But since I don't talk to sissies who are too scared to join the REAL MEN in the 2015 Challenge, guess I'll have to ignore it! 
Man up Sally, still time to cut the umbilical cord, but doubt that you will! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Looks like The General took a vacation day today so he would have time to respond to all feedback regarding: "The Boys From Lonely Street"
 

I can't tell if that's his happy face or not

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[The General]

I did provide you with the facts.  I wasn't the creator is the fact.  But I'm guessing now that the DFL has the facts they'll make up something else like I'm pushing grandma off the pontoon in her wheel chair.   

[The General]

Looks like The General took a vacation day today so he would have time to respond to all feedback regarding: "The Boys From Lonely Street"
 

It's no problem doing two things at one time.   I know that's hard to fathom as a DFLer, but trust me it can be done.  Now come on ladies get your team together and grind us into dust.  We know you want to.

[Lee Borgersen]

I did provide you with the facts.  I wasn't the creator is the fact.  But I'm guessing now that the DFL has the facts they'll make up something else like I'm pushing grandma off the pontoon in her wheel chair.   

                                                           
                          Just as I figured!

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[The General]

Just as I figured.  It could be sunny and 90 outside but if a DFLer says it's cold an snowy it is and there is no changing her mind.

[DDSBYDAY]

   This is not the  Eric Cartman sour grapes, take my ball and go home challenge the challenge thread.   Here is a recap of it.  It gets old after a while.    

     

[Boar]

 

[Lee Borgersen]

Stop eating all your popcorn Boar. You won't have any left for the opener. Unless you go over to The Darkside. I hear their offering cake, candy, ice cream and soda just to make a post there.
 
Beware of the power of The Darkside
 

[Lee Borgersen]

              Re: Challenging the challenge....

For those of you that may be interested. Fearless leader has actually made a second post on "The Boy's From Lonesome Town" thread. No!...... I'm serious.....2 posts in one day. Just trying to help you guys out is all. It gets awful quiet over there most of the time.

[DDSBYDAY]

  Let me take a guess- " I know you are but what am I ? "   

[Boar]

        butter? Imean better?

[Lee Borgersen]

      butter? Imean better?

Are you trying to say that out of the original 11 boxes of popcorn your now down to your last 3 I know of 3 guys that could each use a box of corn right about now. They could use a picker upper! 

[The General]

The only reason it isn't quiet over here is because of the millions and I mean millions of Henny Penny's fans checking to see how Henny Penny is going to rain on the DFL parade at the smackdown hotel that he built.  Yes he did build that

Once Henny Penny decides to leave here all that will be left is a DFL cat fight and the same old picture of Helen with a lump on her head.  Maybe Hill Dog can make another Hitler rant.  I love those things and us conservatives can even laugh when it's us that are being made fun of.  Those things are great Hillary, come on for old times sake.

[The General]

Did you get the facts now.  Hopefully Roseanne can read and comprehend better than she can sing.

[Boar]

  offdah, to much popcorn.

[The General]

Boar I hear Glenn is looking for you.  Something about looking for a Rock Star to anchor his team.  I told him I didn't think you knew of anyone.

[DDSBYDAY]

   Thanks everyone that has signed up for the challenge.  It will be a great contest and the teams will be drawn soon.  We still have room for a couple of more teams.   The challenge is limited to 30 contestants.  You must purchase a limited edition MNO bumper sticker for 5$ to enter.   If you have been following this thread you can see that some of the lads have cabin and in some cases barn yard fever.   

     This is what we call a smack down thread.  Good natured ribbing and at the same time encouragement.  It's meant to motivate you and your team to do your best.  Granted it has been a little snarky lately.  Thankfully those days will be over soon.   The teams will be drawn shortly.  There is still time to sign up.        We are all in essence on the MNO team.  I do wish greatoudoors a lot of luck in our side challenge.  He is going to need it.   

[Boar]

Nope dont know any rock stars but I  do know Gieco can save you 15% or more on car insurance.

[Boar]

wait just a cotton pikin minuet, SNARKY? what the hell is snarky, I know a guy named snarky and I know you werent refering to him. Snarky...........thats just weired. Like Taco having a sack and G-dog putting his marbles in it to rattle. snarky..... whoda thunk. edjamactaed man like D using a word like snarky. Im gona contemplate this on a tree and see where my apple falls when Im done pushing.
LET FISH DANG IT!

[DDSBYDAY]

wait just a cotton pikin minuet, SNARKY? what the hell is snarky, I know a guy named snarky and I know you werent refering to him. Snarky...........thats just weired. Like Taco having a sack and G-dog putting his marbles in it to rattle. snarky..... whoda thunk. edjamactaed man like D using a word like snarky. Im gona contemplate this on a tree and see where my apple falls when Im done pushing.
LET FISH DANG IT!

   

   Boar,  be careful.  Don't forget what happened last time.   

   

[Boar]

oh yeah, I forgot

[Lee Borgersen]

                           Team Names!

It's almost time to draw the teams, You'd better ask yourselves if your ready. I'm talkin fast and furious ready. I've been working on team names so we'll be ready right out a da box. I know most-a you's won't be ready and will still be lollygagging around while my team will be launching our boats.

I was going to post a few of my favorites here. That was until I realized dat you's bums would try to steal um because their so awesome.