JOKE

[jigglestick]

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender - "Get everyone here a drink on me, and get one for yourself too" The bartender pours a round of drinks, including one for himself, then says to the drunk "that will be $45"

The drunk said - "I don't have any money" The bartender takes the drunk outside and beats him up.

The next night the same drunk walks into the bar and says to the bartender, "Get everyone here a drink on me, and one for yourself, too."

The bartender thinks, this guy can't be that stupid to come in here two nights in a row with no money, so he pours a round, has one himself, bumps the guy and says "that will be $50."

The drunk says 'I don't have any money". The bartender takes the drunk outside and beats him up again.

The next night, same drunk walks into the bar and tells the bartender to get a round for everyone. The bartender says, "what not one for myself?"

The drunk replied, "heck no, you get mean when you drink."

[Dr.Bob]

Just curious Dave.  Are you talking about Griz?


 

[GRIZ]

OK I'll fess up. I am kinda a grumpy bartender.

[JohnWester]

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,
made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the
boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.  I
pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the
weather would be bad throughout the day.  I went back into the house,
quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
 
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation,
and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
 
 
 
She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in
that sh!t."

[DaveO]

WHO SAID MEN AREN'T SENSITIVE
A woman meets a gorgeous man in a bar.
They talk, they connect and they end up leaving together. They get back
to his apartment and she notices that his bedroom is completely packed
with sweet cuddly teddy bears.                             
Hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor,
cuddly medium-sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge enormous
bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of teddy
bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to
mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by his sensitive
side. She turns to him... they kiss... and then they rip each other's
clothes off ....                                 
After an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, they are
lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks,
smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."