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Author Topic: Blonde joke  (Read 4325 times)

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Offline HUNTER2

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A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. So she eases it
over onto the shoulder of the road.

 She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two
 cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle
 facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
 exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers.

 Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very
 long before a police car arrived.


 The Officer, clearly enraged, approached the blonde of the disabled
 vehicle
 yelling, "What is going on here?"


 "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.


 "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by
 the
 road?!" asks the Officer.


 "Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied


 

HUNT & FISH TELL YA DROP
I.B.O.T.'s 249 & 250
 Handle every stressful situation like a dog.  If
                        you can't eat it or hump it.

                         Piss on it and walk away