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Author Topic: April Fools  (Read 5703 times)

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Offline GRIZ

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Since it is april fool I figured someone must have something to share. All i got is a couple jokes.

Your woman is pounding and yelling at the front door and ur dog is barking at the back door. Who do you let in first? Your dog once inside they'll be quite.

This guy had accidently forgot his anniversary. His wife wasn't real pleased with it and hollered you better have something that will go 0-200 by tomorrow. Next day in the driveway sat a box. She opened it up to find a scale. Funeral services were held for the husband 3 days later.

This gorgeous young redhead goes to the dr. claiming her body hurts where ever she touches it. The dr said "impossible show me" So she touches her chin and hollar ouch, then her knee and screams ouch even louder. She touches her ankle then her shoulder,her breats and finally her elbow. Each time screaming even louder to the point where she was in tears.

Finally the dr says "your not really a redhead are you?" she replies "no actually I'm blonde." The dr says "I thought so your finger is broken."

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« Last Edit: April 04/02/06, 05:34:45 AM by GRIZ »
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