So she wants half of everything..in the Divorce

[Bufflehead]

We can only hope there are no kids or pets
German man chain saws house in two in divorce split, takes his half
 
 
 
Updated: 10:55 a.m. CT March 10, 2007
BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

 After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house, where he has since been staying.

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 Priceless!!!

[holdemtwice]

that is an aw-some story ...

[Woody]

Now THAT'S the way to do it!    Raise a glass to him!   

[DaveO]

cheers!!!!,,,,I only hope he took the bathroom and kitchen

[PUTZ]

Had to have been A damn small house to make off with his half on A forklift , unless he piled the rubble on the forks.
PUTZ

[Woody]

maybe it was a mobile home-either way 1/2 of it is now! 

[holdemtwice]

i wish i would have done that 18 years ago . dam fine idea.  lmao

[kayaker]

My Hats Off to that Dude