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Offline Big Slick

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This one is for everyone who ....
a) has kids,
b) had kids,
c) was a kid,
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.


I was packing for my business trip and my three year old
daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one
point
she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her
fingers.

Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny
fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"
pretending to eat them. Went back to packing, looked up again and
my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a
devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

She replied, "What happened to
my booger?"
You never see a FLAG BURNING at a GUN SHOW.

Offline Realtree

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I can definitely relate to that one Big Slick. Look before you leap comes to mind.....LOL  ;)
The "20" Rifle & Pistol Club-Board Member
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Offline UncleDave

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Too funny.  This sounds like it could actually be a true story. 

Offline holdemtwice

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 :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:
   OH yes ,  i can relate !!!
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Offline Grute Man

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I think that may have been my kid.   Here's a picture of her   :stupid:
If ya don't know where ya are, go back to da beginnin.

Offline guythathunts

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SALTY! ::spam:;
Find a bird Duke... find a bird... ROOSTER!!! BANG! Bring it here boy. GOOD BOY DUKE, GOOD BOY!!!

Offline guythathunts

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Ok ... What do you call a Deer with no eyes?



 ........................ NO'EYE'DEER!


.........What do you call a Deer with no legs?


...


...............no'eye'deer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Find a bird Duke... find a bird... ROOSTER!!! BANG! Bring it here boy. GOOD BOY DUKE, GOOD BOY!!!

Offline iceman

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On a quite nite up north you can almost here the deer laughing

Offline holdemtwice

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 ::rockon:: ::hittingself::
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Offline Grute Man

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Ok ... What do you call a Deer with no eyes?



 ........................ NO'EYE'DEER!


.........What do you call a Deer with no legs?


...


...............no'eye'deer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STILL no'eye'deer     Oh yeah oh yeah   ::dancinred::
If ya don't know where ya are, go back to da beginnin.