QUESTION THAT EVERYONE CAN ANSWER

[holdemtwice]

 HOW MUCH WOOD COULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK   IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD ???   

  THERE ARE NOWRONG ANSWERS  ..  LETS HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE 
    HOLDEM

[Big Slick]

A cord and a half...Seen it with my own 2 eyes.

[holdemtwice]

COME ON NOW  7 VIEWS  AND ONE ANSWER ..  THIS IS SUPPOSEDTO BE FUN  AND YOU CANT ANSWER IT WRONG .  LETS GO  MNO !!!    ANSWERS   

[Big Slick]

Due to time restaints the said Woodchuck was out of time and probably could have chucked a LOT more before his energy was tapped out.

[holdemtwice]

 LMAO !!!! :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[Big Slick]

What are you laughing at?  It's true. ::hittingself::

[WoodChuck]

  ???  only a cord and a half ? jeez ! that little bit wood not even be worth getting out of bed for !! as we all know the wood chuck is the only animal that is capable of chewing and chucking wood . with the teeth of the chuck ,they are like the beaver that masters the growth of the them, with the amount of chewing on the beavers nightly romps through the forest and bush.  SO HOW MUCH CAN A WOOD CHUCK CHUCK ? that all depends on how busy the beaver is and no WOODCHUCK likes a to wet beaver from working to hard !!   :ROTFLMAO: ::

                                          woodchuckles

[Mayfly]

A woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck can chuck as long as the sun is up

[Realtree]

The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood. It stems from an Algonquian name for the animal (possibly Narragansett), wuchak. The apparent relationship between the two words has led to the common tongue twister: "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? ? A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood". Because of the rhyming words it is possible for the teller of the folksy tale to use personalized variations in the second verse, examples include:

1. "As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
2. "A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

 :ROTFLMAO: :ROTFLMAO:

[holdemtwice]

 THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.  COME ON GUYS  ITS FOR A LAFF .  LOOSEN YOUR BELT  AND HAVE A LAFF!!!!

[Grute Man]

HUH?  Even my eyes couldn't read that?  Im confuzzled!!  Personally, I don't think a wood chuck could chuck any; they're arms ar too short.   :ROTFLMAO:  Chew it up?  Maybe.  But chuck it?  Naaaaaa.

Sorry Woodchuck.  Not speakin of you.  Im guessin you have normal arms since you can type, fish, drive a truck...Suppose you can chuck lots of wood but not the little furry animal -- they go nothin.  I'd say you could go 2 cords at least.  

[WoodChuck]

   THANKS EM! I HAD A GOOD LAUGH AT IT !!  and to every funny side there is always a serious side also  . SO LETS ALL HAVE A GOOD LAUGH AND A GRIN ON A RAINY SATURDAY ?  woodchuck  ::cheers::

[Big Slick]

HUH?  Even my eyes couldn't read that?  Im confuzzled!!  Personally, I don't think a wood chuck could chuck any; they're arms ar too short.   :ROTFLMAO:  Chew it up?  Maybe.  But chuck it?  Naaaaaa.

Sorry Woodchuck.  Not speakin of you.  Im guessin you have normal arms since you can type, fish, drive a truck...Suppose you can chuck lots of wood but not the little furry animal -- they go nothin.  I'd say you could go 2 cords at least.   

Blasphemy!!
I saw that little critter chuck chunks faster than I could be chuckin them chunky chunks things...I think.

I think I'll have a beer. ::cheers::

[holdemtwice]

...............AND THERE YOU GO



  THE END  !!!!!    ::

[Realtree]

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[DIRTBALL2]

After the government got done doing an environmental impact study, they absolutely forbid said chuck from chucking! Sounds more true to life, doesn't it? :: DIRTBALL2