Sheriff of Maricopa Co. Our Andy of Mayberry
> > > > Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 18:03:12 -0500
> > > >
> > > > Update on Joe Arpaio
> > > >
> > > > TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO
> > > >
> > > > HE IS THE MARICOPA , Arizona Sheriff
> > > > who created the
> > > > ' Tent City Jail':
> > > >
> > > > He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving
> > and
> > > > charges the inmates for them.
> > > >
> > > > He stopped smoking and porno magazines in
> > the
> > > > jails. Took away their weights , Cut off all
> > but
> > > > 'G' movies.
> > > >
> > > > He started chain gangs so the inmates could
> > do free
> > > > work on county and city projects.
> > > >
> > > > Then He Started
> > > > Chain Gangs For Women
> > > > So He Wouldn't Get
> > > > Sued For
> > > > Discrimination.
> > > >
> > > > He took away cable TV Until
> > > > he found out there was
> > > > A
> > > > Federal Court Order
> > > > that
> > > > Required Cable TV For Jails.
> > > > So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again
> > > > Only Let In The Disney Channel And The
> > Weather
> > > > Channel.
> > > >
> > > > When asked why the weather channel
> > > > He Replied,
> > > > So They Will Know
> > > > How Hot It's Gonna Be
> > > > While They Are Working
> > > > ON
> > > > My Chain Gangs.
> > > >
> > > > He Cut Off Coffee
> > > > Since It Has
> > > > Zero Nutritional Value.
> > > >
> > > > When the inmates complained, he told them,
> > 'This
> > > > Isn't
> > > > The Ritz/Carlton.
> > > > If You Don't Like It, > > Don't Come
> > Back.'
> > > >
> > > > He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on
> > videotape
> > > > that he pipes into the jails.
> > > >
> > > > When asked by a reporter if he had any
> > lecture
> > > > series by a Democrat, he replied that a
> > democratic
> > > > lecture series might explain why a lot of
> > the
> > > > inmates were in his jails in the first
> > place.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > More On The Arizona Sheriff:
> > > >
> > > > With Temperatures Being Even Hotter
> > > > Than Usual In Phoenix
> > > > (116 Degrees Just Set A New Record),
> > > > the Associated Press Reports:
> > > > About 2,000 Inmates Living In A
> > > > Barbed-Wire-Surrounded Tent Encampment
> > > > At The
> > > > Maricopa County Jail Have Been Given
> > Permission
> > > > To Strip Down To Their Government-Issued
> > > > Pink Boxer Shorts.
> > > >
> > > > On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing
> > boxers were
> > > > either curled up on their bunk beds or
> > chatted
> > > > in the tents, which reached
> > > > 138 Degrees
> > > > Inside The Week Before.
> > > >
> > > > Many Were Also Swathed In Wet, Pink
> > Towels As
> > > > Sweat Collected On Their Chests And
> > Dripped Down
> > > > To Their PINK SOCKS.
> > > >
> > > > 'It Feels Like We Are In A Furnace,'
> > > > Said James Zanzot,
> > > > An Inmate Who Has Lived In The TENTS for 1
> > year.
> > > > 'It's Inhumane.'
> > > >
> > > > Joe Arpaio,
> > > > the tough-guy sheriff
> > > > who created the tent city and long ago
> > started
> > > > making his prisoners wear pink, and eat
> > bologna
> > > > sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic
> > > > He said Wednesday that he told all of the
> > > > inmates: 'It's 120 Degrees In Iraq And
> > > > Our Soldiers Are Living In Tents Too,
> > > > And They Have To
> > > > Wear Full Battle Gear,
> > > > But They Didn't Commit Any Crimes,
> > > > So Shut Your Damned Mouths!'
> > > >
> > > > Way To Go, Sheriff!
> > > > Maybe if all prisons were like this one
> > there
> > > > would be a lot less crime and/or repeat
> > offenders.
> > > >
> > > > Criminals should be punished for their
> > crimes - not
> > > > live in luxury until it's time for their
> > parole,
> > > > only to go out and commit another crime so
> > they can
> > > > get back in to live on taxpayers money and
> > enjoy
> > > > things taxpayers can't afford to have for
> > > > themselves.
> > > >
> > > > If you agree, pass this on. If not, just
> > delete it.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff in
> > > > Maricopa County , Arizona