eulogy for Frisbee

[jigglestick]

I am writing this with a heavy heart.
today I lost my favorite pet weasel, Frisbee.
Frisbee was a good ol' weasel.
He never hurt anybody.
He preferred his meat already dead.
He was short and fuzzy and among other things, he was as most of us long to be,wild at heart.
I am sure most other weasels looked up to him as a role model, because as I see it, he had but one fault.
this fault was his inability to make a decision and stick with it.
In fact it was this fault that became Frisbee's end.
He was cut down in the prime of his life.
though I haven't known him very long, I feel I have known him my whole life.
had we had more time to spend together, I may or may not have liked him this much
you see, I met Frisbee only today.
I met him as he fearlessly attempted to cross the road.
this is where his indecisiveness comes in,
as I bore down on the freshly layed asphalt, he scampered into the path of 22 screaming 11.00 - 22.5 Michelin's.
it was not as though I had the time to stop, 80,000 pounds does not stop on a dime.
it was not as though he hadn't the time to get out of the way.
In fact, he had time to change directions, from back to forth to back and once again to forth before he so bravely earned his name.
he will be forever remembered by me, the driver who repeated the process of his end directly behind me and by the week long vacationers who witnessed this cruel yet necessary act of the natural process of genetic sortation.

Frisbee, may you romp free in weasel heaven, only, when you cross the roads that lead from the pearly gates, don't piss around man, git-r-done!

you will be sadly missed, Jigglestick

[iceman]

Sorry for your loss jiggels..

[DIRTBALL2]

My Gawd man! Why haven't you written a book? You are the only person I know who with the turn of a phrase can have me falling down on the ground laughing my arse off! Every time I think of the one story you told about Goose and his trials and tribulations, I have to giggle and smile inwardly. I can see it now. Here's jigglestick, appearing at Barnes & Noble, autographing his latest book and the crowd is going wild! Putz, Dr Bob, and DIRTBALL2 have all they can do trying to hold back the adoring throngs! Just then another semi load of his latest books are delivered adding to the mayhem. Carpal tunnel by now has become a problem for Our Hero, having signed so many autographs. But does Our Hero falter? Not a chance! He goes bravely on despite the excruciating pain which by now is shooting up his arm like a lightning bolt. The only solution for this ailment is to head for the nearest watering hole and  ::cheers:: LOL! Seriously my friend, I really do admire the way you can tell a story and make it so darn funny. I would love to have half your talent in this regard. Have you recovered from celebrating your birthday yet? I have one coming up before long but don't think I'll be able to celebrate as well as I'm sure you did. :bday: :rock: :ROTFLMAO: May you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead! ::rockon:: Your  :: buddy, DIRTBALL2

[jigglestick]

dirtball, thanks for the kind words.

contemplating yesterdays events, I wonder if maybe Frisbee was having personal issues that he just felt he couldn't live with any longer?
I did notice his tail was a wee bit short....it could have been possibly tail envy?
did his weasel wife run take in with another weasel, leaving him homeless, yet still feeling responsible to feed his 33 children?
did he just find out he had lice?
though these reasons sound silly to those of us who have gotten a real taste for life and the curveballs it regularily throws us, things like this can seem like the end of the world to a generally inexperienced weasel.

Is it possible that the back and forth was his attempt to correctly align himself with the path of my swerving tires?
We may never know the answer to these questions, but one thing is certain, you holding and adoring my thong scares the hell out of me.

[Fawkinnae]

I loved that little weasel...  and now he's gone.

Jigglestick in your grief you mentioned something about his tail. Are you thinking maybe he was a short-tailed weasel who dreamed of being a long-tailed weasel? I can't help but wonder who is going to put all those kids through weasel college.

[Mayfly]

You should of made a hat out of hum...to honor frisbee and then whenever you are wearing the hat and someone comments on it you could tell the story. I can se it in my head perfectly :ROTFLMAO:

[DIRTBALL2]

Did I say adoring thong? Well anyway I meant adoring throngs. The very thought of you appearing in public in a adoring thong scare's the hell out of me! :ROTFLMAO: Maybe Frisbee should have been taking Enzyte to make his tail longer. :ROTFLMAO: DIRTBALL2