Xmas shopping

[Wagz]

 A lady walks into a high class jewelry shop. She browses around, spotsa beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.  As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind...poof ! Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone hasnoticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop upright  now.  As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of asalesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displayingcomplete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day,Madam.  How may we help you today?"  Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not have justwitnessed her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is
 the price ofthis lovely bracelet?"  He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to crap when I tell you the price."

[GirlGuide]

    gg

[LLtaxidermy]

 :rotflmao:that's funny!