Fantasy Fishing Teams Smack Talk

[Tami]

There once was a man named Tim
One day he went out on a limb
Fell into the water but couldn’t swim
The fish all looked at him with a whim
They thought he needed a trim
It was grim
 The end of the story about Tim

[Mayfly]

 

[Super Star!]

and what dose this have to do with outdoors stuff??

[Tami]

Its about fishing??????????

i think thats outdoors??????

and a fishing challange????

with fish?????

[Super Star!]

Looks like it 

[Tami]

All the other teams are noobs.....

Lets face it we won!!!!

[Cody Gruchow]

HAHAHAHA!!!!! its going to be great winning both contests lol GO TEAM ROD BENDERS!!!!!(name complaments of my team mate GG!)

[Grute Man]

The only way she could bend a rod is if she sat on it.   

There's a history to that so don't think its about her buttox -- 

[GirlGuide]

The only way she could bend a rod is if she sat on it.   

There's a history to that so don't think its about her buttox -- 

hhhmmmm....pretty big talker there Grute, especially for someone with NO FISH ON THE BOARD YET!!  Yeah...I sit on fish...so what?  I have to CATCH them first to be able to sit on them, DON'T
I?????    You just sit back and keep yappin' at the mouth and I'll continue to sit on some more fish...THAT I CATCH!! heeheeheeheeheeheehee!! 

Just try and keep up with me!! I DARE YOU!! 

  < Grute, this is what a fish and a fishing pole look like...best of luck to you!! 


UH OH....I do believe my ROD IS BENDING AGAIN.....OH NO!!!.... 

THE ROD BENDERS ROCK!!   

gg 

[The General]

GG and Cody on the same team......That's a good pairing.......the two biggest brown nosers on the same team.  Now if Tami was on their team it wold be complete.  (Insert little dude kissing butt here.)

[Tami]

HAHAHA

nope i got a great team.. and we will have our bobbers in the pic with mouths closed to
so neener neener

[Lee Borgersen]

GG and Cody on the same team......That's a good pairing.......the two biggest brown nosers on the same team.  Now if Tami was on their team it wold be complete.  (Insert little dude kissing butt here.)

GG,

The General is the king of smack talk, but he is having  fun. The only way your going to shut him up is with a live walleye sandwich without the bread.

SMG

[Super Star!]

GG and Cody on the same team......That's a good pairing.......the two biggest brown nosers on the same team.  Now if Tami was on their team it wold be complete.  (Insert little dude kissing butt here.)

hahahah lmao  I would not worry about GG i hear she fishes like she hunts..... 

[The General]

Hey Lee, The only thing that shuts me up is "The Look".  Whoops the wife just read......

[Lee Borgersen]

Hey Lee, The only thing that shuts me up is "The Look".  Whoops the wife just read......

It's amazing how much power there is in that look. I feel your pain on this end also.

[GirlGuide]

Hey General...how's the view down there from 3rd place??   
 
         gg         

 

[The General]

GG, Your just lucky I'm so nice and didn't keep a couple of those slimers yesterday or we would be in first.  I also made the mistake of drinking a Hamms beer yesterday.  So I figured I better stay behind you because behind me is not a good place to be.

[GirlGuide]

GG, Your just lucky I'm so nice and didn't keep a couple of those slimers yesterday or we would be in first.  I also made the mistake of drinking a Hamms beer yesterday.  So I figured I better stay behind you because behind me is not a good place to be.

Okay General, if your going to start keeping the slimers, I'm going to have to too!!  Although, I also do not like to let them near the inside of my boat...but if I'm gonna have to start playing dirty..a girl's gotta do what a girls gotta do!!

And no worries about me EVER being behind your stanky arse  .....we all know THAT'S never gonna happen!!  Sorry man, it's just not in the plans!!!  I'd have to do some serious slacking off to ever fall that far behind!!   

....I hope your wife is not to embarrassed helping you get those Northerns off for you every time you fish...cuz it does seem that is all you are able to catch!    Don't worry though, at least she doesn't make you get your fingers dirty, that's so nice of her!

Here General, I will let you use my very special smiley from now on after your signature-
It seems that it's just the perfect touch doesn't it!! 

gg

[The General]

GG, don't make me turn my bodyguard on yah.  Big talk for snapping pictures of some elses fish.   The day my wife takes a fish off for me.......well I'll probably fall over.  My daughter on the other hand is a different story.

[Cody Gruchow]

ill just let my team mate do all the talking

[The General]

That's OK Cody we know who wears the pants on your team.

[Cody Gruchow]

yeah duh, i like to sun tan while trolling 

[GirlGuide]

yeah duh, i like to sun tan while trolling 

Atta boy Partner!!  You tell them!!   

gg

[The General]

ill just let my team mate do all the talking

That took a whole one post for you to shoot that in the foot.  The only people who go out in the boat to sun tan are women and switch hitters

[HD]

 

[GirlGuide]

ill just let my team mate do all the talking

That took a whole one post for you to shoot that in the foot.  The only people who go out in the boat to sun tan are women and switch hitters

Ladies..Ladies...let's be nice now!!!    Jenny dont worry, Cody will make room for you up on the platform of the boat...you'll get yourself a nice tan too!!   

gg

[The General]

I'll be the guy with coon eyes and a farmers tan.  By the way who's not being nice?

[Tami]

 

[Cody Gruchow]

i get to things done at once i see no problem with that

[The General]

Come on Cody we all know you and your team can't do two things at once?  Dange GG can't chew gum and walk at the same time.  You probably can't type on the computer and sit int he chair at the same time.  Once Hunter catches some fish we will be in the drivers seat.  By the way what in the heck is my other partner doing?