2009 MNO Smack Down

[fubar]

HAHAHA There is no way you old guys will be able to even hang with me, not a chance. While you guys are sleepin off the hangovers or changing your depends I will be out on the water tuna boatin' the sows!

[Cody Gruchow]

general they go after me because im the biggest threat. but i suppose your little northern will hold up till atleast thursday then my team will take over the leader board

[The General]

general they go after me because im the biggest threat. but i suppose your little northern will hold up till atleast thursday then my team will take over the leader board

Heading out to your stocked pond are ya?  Maybe they grew up since last year and you can beat that little slough shark I caught by accident.

[fubar]

  i have pulled bigger slimers out eye bellys!

[The General]

i have pulled bigger slimers out eye bellys!

  Ripping on a guy who admits the Slough Shark he posted was small.  You must be new to smack talk. 

[fubar]

Thats how i operate, plus your the only one here right now! 

[GirlGuide]

Here's a little something for you all....

....and this is just a start!

~gg

[Woody]

What's with the love glove?

[The General]

What's with the idiot strings on the hat? 

[GirlGuide]

Nice try Woody and Jenny, very funny and it was a good (well okay) effort, but I don't think I need to explain a cold, windy day on the lake for 15 hours do I?  Hhhmm....well, I am dealing with dumb and dumber here so I suppose I should... Well, the "LOVE GLOVES" are because it was cold as hell and I needed them every second, and the "IDIOT STRINGS" on my hat were because it was VERY windy and they keep my hat on my head...and seriously, only an IDIOT would ask that question!!  Oh and just so you know the "HAT" also keeps the rain off of my face. ~Okay now that I gave the kids their lesson for the day, it's now time to move on to new and IMPORTANT things.......

....Oh, um, here's just a little something more for ya all to ponder upon for a while! 

READ IT AND WEAP BOYS!!!! 

Let's see you all try and smack talk this sh*t!  Good Luck!!
SURE WISH YOU ALL COULD JOIN ME ON THE THROWN, BUT TOO BAD, THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR THE BEST OF THE BEST UP HERE! 

   
Let's me just say it one more time:

READ IT AND WEAP BOYS!!!! 

~gg  ....Oh and Woody and Jenny, just in case your wondering, the "GLASSES" on my face were so I could SEE while I was fishing, especially while bobber fishing at night, ....I like to see when my bobber goes down, And, I like to actually CATCH my fish!  You ladies both should try it sometime!! It would be a new, amazing experience for both of you!

[The General]

GG how many times did you see the cowboys or girls for that matter wear idiot strings on the hats?  Try ZERO.  Plus that guy in the background looks needs a little bubble above is head which says, "What the hell does she think she's doing holding my fish".


Now if you posted that fish somewhere else besides the smack down forum i'd say nice catch.

[Woody]

GG- Dumb here.  I figured you were scared to touch a slimey fish-hence the gloves.  If you caught all these nice fish.....where's the MNO Bobber and the entry in the MNO Fishing Challenge?  

[GirlGuide]

Jenny, don't you truly think the bubble over his head should say "Damn, I sure wish I could catch something HALF that big!  ...and about the cowboys and girls wearing the idiot strings on their hat's, um well, I do not really care if they had them or they didn't have them to tell you the truth. I guess I'm just not up to date on the correct "cowboy/girl regulations" like yourself... My hat's at home with me and it's not in the lake, so I don't care if you think it looks stupid or not, that doesn't really matter to me one little, teeny, tiny ounce!  So girlfriend, how stupid do you think my monster fish looks?  ....I'd say it looks quite a few inches and pounds bigger then the fingerling you posted!! 

And Woody, I am going to put the picture with the bobber in the correct thread, but I just thought it would be fun to post it in here first.

Anyone, want to give it a guess on how long she was?

~gg

[The General]

I guessing about as long as it takes me to read to dribble you post in the smack down..........forever.   

 

[GirlGuide]

....I tried to make sense of your post Girlfriend.
I think you meant to say that my fish goes on forever and ever....

....it's about time your right about something in your life Jenny!! 

So no guess coming from you?  You probably never layed eye's on a fish that big, so I can understand your not wanting to give it a shot.

A simple "CONGRATULATIONS" will do!  I mean once in a while you just have to give credit when credit it due, don't ya think? 

~gg

[Bobby Bass]

It's so nice seeing all the kids playing in the pool together...  as soon as I get all this paper work done I'll have to go fising myself. At least now I have something to go after. Nice fish GG! but was it to cold for the orange fish net waders?  

[GirlGuide]

It's all in good fun!  But THANK YOU BOBBY!!!  At least YOU are MAN enough to give someone a simple congratulations when it's due, unlike some of the other LADIES (JENNY) in here! 

...And yes, unfortunately it was a wee bit too cold for the orange fish net waders this opener! ...but no worries,  summer is just around the corner!! 

~gg

[The General]

Hey now GG.  I guess you must not have the glasses on now.  If you go back and READ I said i would have said "nice fish" but I just can't in the smack down thread.   

P.S. by the way do you have the idiot strings on your gloves too.

[GirlGuide]

Jesus Chrimeney Girlfriend, you just cannot get over the "idiot strings" can you????  But gosh darnit, that is a great idea to get me some of those idiot strings for my gloves!!  If you notice in the picture I only had one glove on because I kept loosing the other one, especially once it got dark out!!  See Jenny, you are good for something!!

And I did too read what you wrote about how you WOULD have said "nice fish" and blah, blah, blah... but, like I said, I thought it would be FUN to guess at the length of the fish before I posted it there just for the hell of it.

I don't NEED a congratulations from you, I can see the GREEN of your JEALOUSY/ENVY glowing from over here Jenny!!!  ...plus, we all know getting a "congratulations" out of your flapper would be like pulling teeth...or even more so, it would be like you actually catching a fish worthy of posting!!   

...just giving you some WELL-DESERVED crap Jenny!  Don't be getting all sappy on me and crying into your wine coolers all night now!!  You tried your very best this weekend and by the way "CONGRATULATIONS" on your little fishies that you posted!  Nice Job! 

~gg

 ....I just have way too much fun with you Jenny, it's been too long since I gave you some sh*t, and Vice Versa!  I must say, we do it very well.  ...But at least I can take it, ....ease off on those wine coolers, wouldn't want you to get the spins before you go to bed!  ...You want to be able to see my fish while your dreaming about it, you don't want it to be spinning around and round!  ...just lookin' out for ya Girlfriend! 

[Lee Borgersen]

the    ain't got nothing on me!!! 

Don't trash the  since she got off to a very fast start last year. I also heard some strange things happened to a few people after last year after trying to trash talk her. I can't substantiate that info, but beware if strange things happen to you.

I knew it ....I knew it.  I tried to tell you guys back in February she would pull this off.

Nice fish 

[Big Slick]

GG- Dumb here.  I figured you were scared to touch a slimey fish-hence the gloves.  If you caught all these nice fish.....where's the MNO Bobber and the entry in the MNO Fishing Challenge?  

Kinda what I was thinking. We just might have to send a tournament official with her to keep her honest. (Taking a picture with another persons fish is like riding someone elses Harley...It looks good, it feels good, but it ain't yours.)
 

[Effie07]

Lee, if you would have told me we could take pictures with other peoples fish, I would have grabbed that 28.5" eye my brother-in-law caught on opener and stapped a picture.

The Wanderer () are giving everyone a head start before heading out with our cane poles.

[Lee Borgersen]

Lee, if you would have told me we could take pictures with other peoples fish, I would have grabbed that 28.5" eye my brother-in-law caught on opener and stapped a picture.

The Wanderer () are giving everyone a head start before heading out with our cane poles.

So now you've upgraded to a cane pole? Last year I just fished with my toes.

[HD]

See....Even though we are on different teams this year....we still can lay the smack down! 

Click on the doc below.......... 

[Bobby Bass]

The Fishing Challenge basic goal is to encourage friendly interaction between fishermen and making new fishing friends. The Challenge has limited rules and respects that those entered will follow them. The biggest infraction that any contest can have is cheating. To imply that someone is cheating even in jest can tarnish the image of a contest. Please refrain from making such statements. A lot of members and guests read this thread and not all may read all of it and may misinterped some of the posts. In no way do I want people to stop talking SMACK but I encourage you to think about your posts. Respectfully Challenge director Bobby Bass

[jd mn/nd]

You all know that I think GG the  tried to pull this same crap with deer season!!! I think the only way she could win is too use someone elses fish anyway!! Heck do you really think that she looks cold enough in the pic? I mean really I think she just walked down the dock set her drink down on the dock and jumped into the boat to take pics of the fish, so she could claim them and post them up on here. I mean really you know how I know she cheated with the fish? Who goes fishing all day and stop's long enough to put on makeup before they go out on the lake for a day of fishing? Did you really think that the fish gave a crap about how you looked? And don't start with "it was for our benfit" crap we know better. We have seen without the makeup for deer hunting so we know that you know the deer don't care so what made you think that the fish that under water really gave a crap about how you looked. You can't spend all day in town shopping and cocktailing then run down to the dock to get your pic taken with someone esles fish!!!! We do not believe you that you were in a boat all day fishing we want live streaming video of you from this day forward or we will never believe you.

Later JD

[Cody Gruchow]

nice fish GG...looks like my walleye got upended early

[The General]

nice fish GG...looks like my walleye got upended early

That's the brown noser I know!!!!!!   

[Cody Gruchow]

nope its congrats to someone who caught a bigger fish than me. i really only expected lee or borgie to catch a bigger eye then the one i caught...your walleye looked like a minnow

[The General]

nope its congrats to someone who caught a bigger fish than me. i really only expected lee or borgie to catch a bigger eye then the one i caught...your walleye looked like a minnow

I didn't see you congratulating everyone who caught a bigger fish then you last year (which was probably everyone).  So it must be chalked up to brown nosing. 

P.S.  I guess I don't remember me posting what large lunkers the 2 fish I caught were.  But i do think my team is in first place.  It won't be for long, but it is right now.