2010 MNO Smack Down

[Bobby Bass]

 This is the official 2010 Smack Down, post your comments here for comments to others in the MNO 2010 Challenge. Gloves are off in this thread for remarks to other Challengers. If you post here you will get Smacked here!

[MTCOMMER]

I think Cody had something going on the last thread.  Not not sure whats getting bigger over the years....
I think the young guys have the advantage!  ^^ See picture above ^^
Back in 1959 when you guys were our age, you were probably catching the bigger ones, but now, the only thing getting bigger is the beer belly.  You guys still have that camera trick, but that doesnt work with a tape measure next to it, its still the same length no matter how close you hold it to the camera.   
2010 Fishing Challenge, HERE I COME! 

  

[Borgie]

A fair warning to everyone. I've been reading some of the smack talk leading up to this thread and in my opinion you guys don't know the real meaning of smackdown. Just ask Lee and he can testify as to my meaning of real smackdown.

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[MTCOMMER]

hahhah!    
I LOVE IT!  That trumps us all! 

[HD]

  You gotta lot to learn.....their just getting warmed up..... 

[MTCOMMER]

Lee sent me a telegraph via Pony Express and said he wouldnt be showing up in the Smack Thread for another few days!  Either that, or Borgie really hit him pretty hard on the noggin.
I suppose if the picture was the other way around, Lee would be in Prison and wouldnt be participating in this years competition.

[HD]

Pony express? He musta moved into the 19 century....
Cause, usually he sent his stuff by carrier pigeon. 

[The General]

A SMART man would have taken off running when he sees a woman with a bat in her hand. 

[Fawkinnae]

I think he is running. Full speed.

[The General]

I think he is running. Full speed.

Now that I look closer I do see a blur.

[Lee Borgersen]

A fair warning to everyone. I've been reading some of the smack talk leading up to this thread and in my opinion you guys don't know the real meaning of smackdown. Just ask Lee and he can testify as to my meaning of real smackdown.

Nice going Borgie. That photo was supposed to be reserved for our personal album, but I guess I had it coming after publicly trashing your oatmeal cookies.

[The General]

Don't feel bad Lee I see someone else hate one of her cookies too.  This just goes to show how tough you really are.

[The General]

The only jar tough enough to hold Borgie's Oatmeal cookies.

[Lee Borgersen]

  Great stuff General It's good to see you've whiped yourself back into shape.

By the way, So far I've got 15 registered domain names lined up to choose from for our new team. If any of you are stuck for a team name at this point just drop me a note and I'll be glad to help you out with a registered team domain name for a nominal fee. After all that's what friends are for.

[Lee Borgersen]

Great stuff General It's good to see you've whiped yourself back into shape.

By the way, So far I've got 15 registered domain names lined up to choose from for our new team. If any of you are stuck for a team name at this point just drop me a note and I'll be glad to help you out with a registered team domain name for a nominal fee. After all that's what friends are for.

So far I've sold 2 of my 15 registered team domain names. However, I have since added 2 more names to the list therefore we still have 15 registered domain names left. Remember only the purchaser of each domain name will know it was a purchased team name. Because of the popularity of these team names I can't refund any monies since the funds have been reinvested within hours of each purchase.


 If for whatever reason you may decide that your new team name is unacceptable, I will gladly offer another choice of name to you absolutely free of charge. Understandably you will be responsible for all shipping and handling costs. Feel free to contact me at any time day or night if you have any questions.


Call 1- (800) A Domain

[The General]

Lee,

For your information I'm not sure anyone would want the used toilet paper they used to purchase the team names you supply........Just sayin.

I've seen your team names and they smell just as bad as your fishing skills.

[Lee Borgersen]

Hey General,

 Because you may have had a bad day at work no need take it out on me. Just for your information all my domain names are sealed in a vault owned by Price Waterhouse so I know you've never seen any of them. I can't believe you've gone from a brilliant last 2 posts to such smut as I'm seeing today. As far as my fishing skills, well they speak for themselves.

I'm sure you'll be able to pull yourself back together by tomorrow and come up with the quality of posts that everyone's accustomed to seeing from "The King Of Smack"

[Cody Gruchow]

to all them older fellers it may concern



dont bother, the youth will win. we may sleep in from our partys the night before but we are well rested for our day on the water. your midday naps are at your disadvantage.

ps we win

[The General]

Well Lee I've hired a top notch detective agency consisting of HD, Fawkinnae, and Woody.  They are on the job and will have the names in no time.

[Fawkinnae]

I'm the one with the yellow phone.

[Woody]

Sadly I'm the blue dude.  Too many blueberries.   Which might explain the blue balls on my monkey.  

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[Lee Borgersen]

to all them older fellers it may concern



dont bother, the youth will win. we may sleep in from our partys the night before but we are well rested for our day on the water. your midday naps are at your disadvantage.

ps we win

   

That post my friends is a real pile of CC:












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[Lee Borgersen]

Sadly I'm the blue dude.  Too many blueberries.   Which might explain the blue balls on my monkey.  

Ouch! I'd say it's time to remove the rubber bands Jeff.
There goes one of my team domain names "The Blue Balls" 

 

[The General]

Sadly I'm the blue dude.  Too many blueberries.   Which might explain the blue balls on my monkey.  

Ouch! I'd say it's time to remove the rubber bands Jeff.

[MTCOMMER]

Sadly I'm the blue dude.  Too many blueberries.   Which might explain the blue balls on my monkey.  

Ouch! I'd say it's time to remove the rubber bands Jeff.
There goes one of my team domain names "The Blue Balls"  

 

Jeff, it doesnt help when you take the rubber bands off and put them around your head....  I think the point is to take them off all together!



Lets hope you dont get all mixed up with those fishing lures and line during the competition.

[HD]

 we may sleep in from our partys the night before but we are well rested for our day on the water.

Why do you sleep in? Your milk and cookies to much to handle? 

[Lee Borgersen]

 Milk and cookies!

[MTCOMMER]

 we may sleep in from our partys the night before but we are well rested for our day on the water.

Why do you sleep in? Your milk and cookies to much to handle? 

Those milk and cookies can get people pretty messed up.  They make one hell of a party.... even ask this guy!

[HD]

Milk comes from "Wild Turkey" ? 


Must be a Wisconsin thing....... 

[MTCOMMER]

We mostly get our milk from the "Spotted Cow"s, they produce the most milk and its so tastey, more brown than white though!   
But "Fat Squirrel"s and "Horny Goats" work too!  You usually dont want to trust the milk from the Horny Goat though  , that why its important to double pastuerize it.