2010 MNO Smack Down

[HD]

But "Fat Squirrel"s and "Horny Goats" work too!  

There is SO much that I could do with this......

But, this is a family web site and kids may read this.

Like I said before....must be a Wisconsin thing.  

[Jdrummer]

Heading to the garage to get the waders! Its gettin a little deep in here! 

[Fawkinnae]

We mostly get our milk from the "Spotted Cow"s, they produce the most milk and its so tastey, more brown than white though!   
But "Fat Squirrel"s and "Horny Goats" work too!  You usually dont want to trust the milk from the Horny Goat though  , that why its important to double pastuerize it.
 

I just want to add that I have met the spotted cow. The man from Wisconsin knows what he's talking about. I look forward to sitting down some day with the Fat Squirrel and the Horny Goat.

[Lee Borgersen]

Unfortunately A question has arisen from one of the smackdown participants as to the authenticity of the domain names I've been offering. Just to set the record straight I resent those that would try to cast aspersions towards my creditability.

 Since there are those out there that would like to damage my impeccable reputation I've made the following decision. With each and every purchase I will be including a certificate of authenticity at absolutely no extra charge to you.

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[HD]

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That says 60 original armors....we's old but we can still read.... 

[Lee Borgersen]

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That says 60 original armors....we's old but we can still read.... 

60 original armors is correct. That's just another term for "certificate of authenticity". Thanks for bringing that to the surface so I would have the opportunity for clarification. Nice to see I have some support out there.

[The General]

My crackpot detective agency I hired has come through.  Here is some of the names on the list you are giving up your hard earned money for.

Team "The Jig is up"
Team "I thought I told you to put the plug in the boat" (I might confiscate this one)
Team "Should have bought an Evinrude"
Team "Don't kick me in the  bass and tell me it's raining"
Team "Don't horse 'em in"
Team "I'm scared to put my hand down the hole" 

For the rest of the list please send $5 to
The General
PO Box 8675309
King of Smack, MN 55555

[Lee Borgersen]

My crackpot detective agency I hired has come through.  Here is some of the names on the list you are giving up your hard earned money for.

Team "The Jig is up"
Team "I thought I told you to put the plug in the boat" (I might confiscate this one)
Team "Should have bought an Evinrude"
Team "Don't kick me in the  bass and tell me it's raining"
Team "Don't horse 'em in"
Team "I'm scared to put my hand down the hole" 

For the rest of the list please send $5 to
The General
PO Box 8675309
King of Smack, MN 55555

 

Is it necessary to start out your bogus list by including racial profiling right off the bat? This then followed by sexual innuendos'.

[kenhuntin]

I can't wait to find out what the staple is. I have been taking pics of big fish for three years now posing them with every imaginable gadget I come across. Just like the purses on lets make a deal. I must have some already archived.

[MTCOMMER]

I can't wait to find out what the staple is. I have been taking pics of big fish for three years now posing them with every imaginable gadget I come across. Just like the purses on lets make a deal. I must have some already archived.

I have a few nice fish swimming in my bath tub until I know what the item is, a few have died, but then I just throw them in the freezer, Ill thaw them out come May 15th.  I havent been able to shower for 5 weeks, but thats ok, It will be worth it!

[DDSBYDAY]

I am troubled.  I am a reformed smack addict.  I have been clean for several years.  I can see the eagerness in the young and the wisdom in those almost as old as me.  If I were to throw my coonskin trappers hat(thanks again Wildlife) into this ring I will be going back to a part of my life I try to forget.  Catching grass carp and being excited about it.  Trying to catch gators on purpose-and having to bring them in the boat and waste megapixels on them.  This stuff is unheard of.  I would like to play but I would need team members that would cover that Northern species.  I habitually shake those off at the boat.  The bass I am ok with because you can't shake them off even if you try.  I talked to my folks today(I just turned 50)-they said don't do it!!  Just say no!!  No good will come of it!!!   Peer pressure is a bad thing!!!!!   Just so the kids know  (Lee I bet you can back me up)  When you can't see the horizon between the swells you should be at home having your cookies.  I will be trying to figure out how the camera works.

[The General]

DDS I like what you say about those Northerns.  However I would hate to be one of those young kids sitting in the chair getting their tooth pulled when you're getting an  kicking from the young bucks.  Taking all your frustration out on them.

P.S. Sign on up!

[MTCOMMER]

We cant take your 'SMACK' seriously until you are signed up  .  Otherwise your comments are falling on deaf ears!
    

 

[MTCOMMER]

So was the site down for a little for everyone else this morning?!
I know everyone wants to blame it on the Political Board but I have a feeling it was Lee hacking into Bobby Bass' account to figure out what the staple item is for the 2010 Challenge.  That sly rascal is trying to get a head start.
It makes sense though, he needs all the help he can get this year - I kinda feel bad for the guy.  Lee is now out filling his camera with fish picture taken with the stolen item.
    :fishing2: 

[Fawkinnae]

I have no idea what that rambling message was from the dentist but I think the gist of it was, "I'm skered."

[DDSBYDAY]

DDS I like what you say about those Northerns.  However I would hate to be one of those young kids sitting in the chair getting their tooth pulled when you're getting an  kicking from the young bucks.  Taking all your frustration out on them.

P.S. Sign on up!

Only got my  kicked once,  the day I was born.  He never did get me to cry.  I got him back at my first check up with a little cottage cheese

  I will be signing up.  I will be tossing in a few prizes as well.  I hope you young guys know that you should maybe stick to fishing on the computer it will be much safer for you and you don't have to get cold.   We want everyone to think they are a winner  NOT!!!   Remember that 2nd place=1st looser!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Whoa to be 50 again. I remember way back then, but I do take comfort in knowing that I'll be outranked age wise by at least one of the current challenge signees. Borgie, would you happen to know who that would be? Incase some haven't yet figured it out the lowly northern pike is actually the key to stealing victory in The Challenge.
 
Not to get    but I must complement The General on his new avatar. Only the true King Of Smack would be able to match the perfect avatar to match the name Right General? Who is that unregistered masked man that's penetrated the smackdown thread? That's as bad as the person that sits and   about his government and never registers to vote.
 
DDSBYDAY, remove that mask and step into the real arena as the true sportsmen have done before you. I would welcome you to my team if you would be willing to Just sign up. You don't want others to label you as an unregistered sniper, outcast, or nonconformist. On another note you've pegged those youngsters correctly since they tend to talk the talk, but can't walk the walk. On most beautiful summer days there they are sitting on the computer trying to catch video fish.

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[DDSBYDAY]

Out of respect to a clearly wise and conservative gentleman I have officially placed the smack target on my back.  Just so you know I will post fish.

[HD]

Just so long as you don't try to pass off a real carp for a green grass carp...cause, I'll be watch'in! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Out of respect to a clearly wise and conservative gentleman I have officially placed the smack target on my back.  Just so you know I will post fish.

  to the Competition DDSBYDAY. You just cost me a buck since I bet Borgie I could get you to sign up within 1 hr of my last post. Well it took you 1 hr and 9 min.

[Cody Gruchow]

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by the end of the challenge all old fellers will be   to us young bucks

[HD]

Cody,...Cody,...Cody.... 

We have heard it all before....
You talk smack out of the gate, then peter out after the first month.... 

[The General]

Someone beat Cody to his stocked pond this year already.

[Fawkinnae]

Cody,...Cody,...Cody.... 

We have heard it all before....
You talk smack out of the gate, then peter out after the first month.... 

Ummm.. Hunterdown... just a reminder...
Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

But on behalf of at least one geezer - thanks

[Cody Gruchow]

i would say i have put up some decent fish. stocked pond always comes through for me 

[HD]

Your welcome bud.....

Everything is fair game in here....even GG, but, she ain't been around...so that's no fun!

[Fawkinnae]

Your welcome bud.....

Everything is fair game in here....even GG, but, she ain't been around...so that's no fun!

She'll be back. She's got that wrestling thing going on. Her boy Jason Ness won a national championship. He's a hell of a wrestler.

[Bobby Bass]

Glad to see we have a few new fellers on the smack thread,  Some new blood for the General and someone else for Cody to tell about his fish that got away stories.    Now Lee if you start trading smack with him you are just giving him a reason to sit at his computer and type, one finger at a time, some times he will use both hands and have Borgie help him move the mouse around.    I do have the staple item picked out and I am looking at it right now.    I have had it secured inside the bottom of a Hamms six pack so I know the General will never look there.    To keep Lee out I placed a partial eaten oatmeal cookie on top. Sorry I have not been on here to reply but some of us do have to work so we can then spend summer fishing.    As us old timers know we save the good stuff,    the smack talk that is until after teams have been selected. I don't want to abuse who may be my 2010 fishing champion partner.    Welcome to the new ones and a tip of the beer mug to the old ones..    Bobby

[MTCOMMER]

I like both Hamms and Oatmeal cookies!  IM IN LUCK!   

[The General]

I like both Hamms  :puke:and Oatmeal cookies!  IM IN LUCK!   

No one is perfect.