2010 MNO Smack Down

[Lee Borgersen]

I like both Hamms and Oatmeal cookies!  IM IN LUCK!  

I just woke up from my nap. I must have fallen asleep zzzzzz during American Idle. What time is it anyhow?
 
There you go again sucking up in hopes of being adopted by some team that doesn't know your reputation mtcommer.

 

[Lee Borgersen]

I see greatoutdoors just signed on to MNO for the evening. There's another old timer we could use in the Challenge this year. How bout it Jim boy?

[DDSBYDAY]

I checked out last years contest to see what I was in for.  I did come up with a couple of questions.  Will I,and my team be penalized if we don't smear axil grease on our camera lens when we take our pictures.  Are the judges useing different pics to score these or are they seeing what I am seeing?   (I realize it could be my computer resolution but I doubt it)   And I read on an underground super secret web site that the staple item might be a pocket protecter with MNO written on it.  I tried to find some tonight.  No luck.  General, any chance I could buy one from you just in case.   Fawkinnae told me he would not part with his.

[Fawkinnae]

And I read on an underground super secret web site that the staple item might be a pocket protecter with MNO written on it.  I tried to find some tonight.  No luck.  General, any chance I could buy one from you just in case.   Fawkinnae told me he would not part with his.

Damn right! They're not as easy to come by as they used to be. I suggest you go to any slide rule store. They'll have them.

And yes you will be required to smear axle grease on on your camera lens and the floor of your boat. And no fair taking pictures with those xray machines you guys use.

[Bobby Bass]

Speaking of ruler stores don't forget to start soaking your 99 cents tape measures in water now so they will be good and rusty when you take your fish photos aganist them.

[Lee Borgersen]

Speaking of ruler stores don't forget to start soaking your 99 cents tape measures in water now so they will be good and rusty when you take your fish photos aganist them.

Now you tell us All The Wanderers needed was 3/4 of an inch more for 1st place finish.

[DDSBYDAY]

Speaking of ruler stores don't forget to start soaking your 99 cents tape measures in water now so they will be good and rusty when you take your fish photos aganist them.

Now you tell us All The Wanderers needed was 3/4 of an inch more for 1st place finish.

  This guy went home with a few stitches.  3/4 of an inch is huge rusty or not.

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[MTCOMMER]

I have my special measuring tape ordered and It should be here in 5-7 business days.  Its pretty neat, it will count 1 inch of measurement and say its really 2 inches.  Pretty slick.  So dont be surprised when I come in with that 68" pike !

Lets hope it doesnt get lost in the mail, if it does, will the judges except this form of measurement?

[MTCOMMER]

3/4 of an inch is huge rusty or not.

As I believe HunterDown said earlier in this thread, "There is so much I could do with this....." but I wont open up that can of worms.

[DDSBYDAY]

  !!!!

[The General]

Hahaha.  Those CoorsLight cans are the same thing I use.  The only bad thing by the time I drink the 24 cans it takes to measure the fish I catch I find I don't have the skills to operate the camera any more. 

[Lee Borgersen]

This year I may not need to catch a big northern to win. I've been considering returning back to that old honey hole my dad took me to when I was a boy. Just one of those big smallmouth again and it's all over. Yep, that's some big bass honey hole by golly.

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[HD]

I checked out last years contest to see what I was in for.  I did come up with a couple of questions.  Will I,and my team be penalized if we don't smear axil grease on our camera lens when we take our pictures.  Are the judges useing different pics to score these or are they seeing what I am seeing?   (I realize it could be my computer resolution but I doubt it)   And I read on an underground super secret web site that the staple item might be a pocket protecter with MNO written on it.  I tried to find some tonight.  No luck.  General, any chance I could buy one from you just in case.   Fawkinnae told me he would not part with his.

I got a couple programs on my computer to help me look at pics. But, some pics, even the best software can't help. 

So.....if you wanna smear axle grease on your lens....go for it.
It'll help out other teams with a shot at the title. 

[DDSBYDAY]

I got a couple programs on my computer to help me look at pics. But, some pics, even the best software can't help. 

So.....if you wanna smear axle grease on your lens....go for it.
It'll help out other teams with a shot at the title. 
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I did not forsee any other teams having a shot at the title.   

[The General]

I got a couple programs on my computer to help me look at pics. But, some pics, even the best software can't help. 

So.....if you wanna smear axle grease on your lens....go for it.
It'll help out other teams with a shot at the title. 

I did not forsee any other teams having a shot at the title.   
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DDS, hitting the bottle hard before you type is not a good idea.........just sayin.   

[DDSBYDAY]

Well we will have to see.  I have a couple new jigs that are going to be pretty hard to beat.  I went downstairs to check on the paint cure this am. Two of them were missing.  I looked all over.  Sure enough some how two of my mounts had the jigs in their mouths.    A walleye and a Smallie.  Like I said before I made need help with the pike.

[Lee Borgersen]

Hey General,

I was just reading your post on another thread.

"Well I filled up the truck with some Turkey manure the other day and got it tilled into the garden.  It sure smells like success."

I'd recomend saving some of that turkey dung. The way your spewing out the on this thread you may run out of and need to use turkey manure. 

[Fawkinnae]

Well we will have to see.  I have a couple new jigs that are going to be pretty hard to beat.  I went downstairs to check on the paint cure this am. Two of them were missing.  I looked all over.  Sure enough some how two of my mounts had the jigs in their mouths.    A walleye and a Smallie.  Like I said before I made need help with the pike.

That's funny!

[The General]

Lee, You thinking I'm going to "run out" makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop.

[Lee Borgersen]

Lee, You thinking I'm going to "run out" makes about as much sense as wiping before you poop.

Don't take it so personal Gen. I always keep a back-up supply in reserve.

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[The General]

Lee, if you take anything personal in this thread you better run for the hills.   

[kenhuntin]

I would have to believe that printing these pages off and tilling them into the garden would do a great job.

[prosupermag]

Wow the trash talk is flying already but while you are all sitting on the computer at home I have been prepairing for this years challenge My boat made its first trip to the water yesterday soo move over boys this year i will be topping the list  not just falling a little short like last year

[Lee Borgersen]

Wow the trash talk is flying already but while you are all sitting on the computer at home I have been prepairing for this years challenge My boat made its first trip to the water yesterday soo move over boys this year i will be topping the list  not just falling a little short like last year

Just remember dude

This year you will be a year older and if you start fishing to early you could suffer from burnout before the actual season starts

Look what happened to The General and how he burned out early in the challenge.


  General. Just wanted to show an example that others could relate to

[Cody Gruchow]

would be alot easyer if the old guys just gave up now 

[HD]

would be alot easyer if the old guys just gave up now 

Well, here's your chance to shine young man..... 
I won't be fishing this year.

[fubar]

Will im going on my second open water walleye trip of the year this sat. so practice up for the real season. Im hoping to beat my record last year of fishing a month straight without missing a day so whoever gets on this guys team has prety much got er' locked up. i have a new boat and a handfull of shiney new rods beggin for some shiner scales on em'

[DDSBYDAY]

would be alot easyer if the old guys just gave up now 

Well, here's your chance to shine young man..... 
I won't be fishing this year.

Whats up with that?   

[HD]

Cause, I'll just be judging this year.

[Fawkinnae]

Cause, I'll just be judging this year.

Does that mean I can't fish either? I'm pretty sure in the past the judge and the fisherman can be one.