2010 MNO Smack Down

[HD]

Ding...Ding....Ding....Ding....Johnny!...Tell the man what he has won!

Hey it look like I won the fishing Challenge, That what judge HD said,
Your 2010 fish champion, "We like to fish" 

  That's better....that was funny!

[The General]

Ding...Ding....Ding....Ding....Johnny!...Tell the man what he has won!

Hey it look like I won the fishing Challenge, That what judge HD said,
Your 2010 fish champion, "We like to fish" 

I guess I give up.........hahahahaha

[Woody]

Wildlife....you best get started on your acceptance speach for the awards banquet.  Past winners have been very eloquent in their speaches.  Not to mention it's traditional for the winners to buy the group a round of suds!    So save your nickles!

[wildlifeminnesota]

Wildlife....you best get started on your acceptance speach for the awards banquet.  Past winners have been very eloquent in their speaches.  Not to mention it's traditional for the winners to buy the group a round of suds!    So save your nickles!

I still waiting for my  from last year then, Look like you have to buy first, 

[wildlifeminnesota]

Ding...Ding....Ding....Ding....Johnny!...Tell the man what he has won!

Hey it look like I won the fishing Challenge, That what judge HD said,
Your 2010 fish champion, "We like to fish" 

I guess I give up.........hahahahaha

Lee and now you,

[The General]

Now you know better then that.  Someone has to keep you all in line.  Just don't make me turn my mule lose on you.

[Fawkinnae]

O.K. first of all we really need to have an awards banquet. I bet we could even get Lee to come up for it.

Second of all I go out fishing for a couple hours and you lunatics write a movie script. Fawkinnae I laughed my butt off reading this.

I'm serious - Awards Banquet. Heck let's get a band.

[HD]

Who you call'in a lunatic? Goofball....... 

[MTCOMMER]

Ding...Ding....Ding....Ding....Johnny!...Tell the man what he has won!

Hey it look like I won the fishing Challenge, That what judge HD said,
Your 2010 fish champion, "We like to fish" 

I guess I give up.........hahahahaha

Lee and now you,

I NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!!  Thats a good idea, Awards banquet!  But the only speech I will hear is Lee's concession speech!     
I will gladly except my award MVF - Most valuable fisherman!  or Most Victorious..... either works! 

[Cody Gruchow]

well boys guess all i have to do is go out fishing and i can pull ahead of all the rest of you, ill post a little one for the first one...

[Lee Borgersen]

Well this is a fine kettle of fish around here. I've tried to enter the smackdown rehab program and what do I get? I woke up in the middle of the night soak and wet (no! not my depends) just smackdown flashbacks. So naturally I dashed to the computer and what do I find?  In just a matter of a few short hours during my absence the name of Lee is being bantered about recklessly and haphazardly.

How does a highly esteemed individual such as myself ward off the hurtful and malicious gossip of those that seek to destroy everything I've managed achieve? My record here on the smackdown thread has been impeccable. Yet to some I've become a target. I am not responsible for the shortcomings of others.

 To those who wish to belittle me in front of my many 1,000's of viewers I say to you  "Thou shalt not take-ith the name of Lee in vane. For those who hath forsaken me I say to you"  

 

[DDSBYDAY]

Lee, it must be the name.  My fathers name is Lee also.  When I was a kid and we went to the lake every weekend we didn't have personal dvds and electronic distractions to kill the 2.5 hr. drive to the cabin.  We had to fight to entertain ourselves.  Usually somewhere around Garrison my dad would set us in the ditch and tell us he would pick us up on Sunday on his way home so have at it.  Fight all ya want.  When he let us get back in the car it got pretty quiet.  Just like now.  The reason being we knew in a half hour  .
          Enjoy the eye of the storm.

[The General]

A little quiet in here, but I understand........going up against team Eye Candy and all.  Might as well give up because all you, even with a bunch a teamwork, are just going to end up like..................................

[wildlifeminnesota]

Here you team work, It look like the General  got himself in a trap,,,,,

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[The General]

I knew I could count on WLM.  Except you got it just a bit wrong.  I'd be in the middle holding the cheese.  But I forgive you...........It's hard work being The General.

[Fawkinnae]

Looks like the General got himself a little tail...

[wildlifeminnesota]

I knew I could count on WLM.  Except you got it just a bit wrong.  I'd be in the middle holding the cheese.  But I forgive you...........It's hard work being The General.

Are you trying to say you will be the first one to go for the cheese and get hit by the trap,  

Looks like the General got himself a little tail...

Yes he does, He will be a rat in a trap when this is all over,

[DDSBYDAY]

Just an update.   I just got a confirmation that my first trip to Canada is on.  We will be fishing a little lake called Lac Seul.   I was told that even novice fishermen(General) should be able to catch trophy pike and eye.   The trip will be in August so we may not have to wait until fall to have this game wrapped up.    If you guys will just    I won't  have to post those fish.  I don't want to hurt anyones feelings.

[Fawkinnae]

Just an update.   I just got a confirmation that my first trip to Canada is on.  We will be fishing a little lake called Lac Seul.   I was told that even novice fishermen(General) should be able to catch trophy pike and eye.   The trip will be in August so we may not have to wait until fall to have this game wrapped up.    If you guys will just    I won't  have to post those fish.  I don't want to hurt anyones feelings.

Did I mention he's on my team.. between DDSBYDAY and Corny13 I might be able to take the summer off.

I think you other teams are in a World of Hurt.

[The General]

I knew I could count on WLM.  Except you got it just a bit wrong.  I'd be in the middle holding the cheese.  But I forgive you...........It's hard work being The General.

Are you trying to say you will be the first one to go for the cheese and get hit by the trap,  

Looks like the General got himself a little tail...

Yes he does, He will be a rat in a trap when this is all over,

I think I was pretty clear in saying "I'd be holding the cheese" not caught in a trap.  I'm smart enough to wait and watch all of you get caught in the trap, then grab a little tail, and have a piece of cheese to top it off.   

[The General]

I was told that even novice fishermen(General) should be able to catch trophy pike and eye.  

That is why I don't fish lakes like that just to make the challenge fair, because I'm so dang good.  I target lakes that may only have 1 trophy fish in them.  Then I do a few hot laps around the lake with the stereo cranked and the big motor running to let them know I'm coming.......It's what I call fair chase.  Same with deer hunting.  I shoot one shell in the air just to get them running to give the deer a chance.

[Lee Borgersen]

I was told that even novice fishermen(General) should be able to catch trophy pike and eye.  

That is why I don't fish lakes like that just to make the challenge fair, because I'm so dang good.  I target lakes that may only have 1 trophy fish in them.  Then I do a few hot laps around the lake with the stereo cranked and the big motor running to let them know I'm coming.......It's what I call fair chase.  Same with deer hunting.  I shoot one shell in the air just to get them running to give the deer a chance.

OK, I've got a question for you?













The way you're always shooting your mouth off, why would you even need a shotgun and a boom box? 

[The General]

Nice Lee, now that was a good one.  Thanks for letting me start my day off with a good laugh.  I appreciate a good smack. 

But to answer you question..........He with the most toys wins.  One needs to have all the right tools when doing a job.  One may only ever use a Jack Hammer once in their life, but I'd hate to be without it on the day I needed it.   Same with guns, fishing poles, lures, etc

[Lee Borgersen]

Nice Lee, now that was a good one.  Thanks for letting me start my day off with a good laugh.  I appreciate a good smack.  

But to answer you question..........He with the most toys wins.  One needs to have all the right tools when doing a job.  One may only ever use a Jack Hammer once in their life, but I'd hate to be without it on the day I needed it.   Same with guns, fishing poles, lures, etc

Glad to see I didn't offend you General. You know I wouldn't crap YOU.












Because you’re my favorite turd!



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[wildlifeminnesota]

I think the General was eating too day by a relay big fish ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I took this last photo of him, 

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[The General]

WLM,  Maybe eaten, but just as I'm going down I cracked a can of spinach and we all know what happened to the fish after that.  I Popeye'd his 

[wildlifeminnesota]

WLM,  Maybe eaten, but just as I'm going down I cracked a can of spinach and we all know what happened to the fish after that.  I Popeye'd his 

Yep we all know what happen when you eat spinach, 

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[prosupermag]

Is there any way possible for me to bribe a judge enough to call this fish a northern????

The 44inch length would help out the team a little

[The General]

WLM,  That fish still isn't big enough to take me down.........try again.

I do admire your confidence though.  Too bad it will only end in tragedy.

[The General]

Is there any way possible for me to bribe a judge enough to call this fish a northern????

How much we talking???? At least a case of Coors Light?