One of the greatest movies ever remade and opens this month

[The General]

       One more thing, Clint's psyco, bugeyed  girlfriend was uglier than his monkey buddy.

DDS we know you preferred Clint's mom in that movie.  So your taste in ladies is a little out there.

[Lee Borgersen]

Just to prove there's no hard feelings. Out of respect for your love of Clint, I wanted to present you with this rendition for your Eastwood collection.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUoDWR7u4Ac&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

 

[The General]

Very nice Lee!!! Classic

Never any hard feelings here.

[DDSBYDAY]

Clint and old bug-eyes in one of Clint's more notable performances.  Bronco Billy  WooHoo!!


                         

[Bobby Bass]

Take my ball and go home.........sure sounds like me.   Again no debate on who has made more money.  I'm guessing Tom Hanks has made more money then Steven Segal, but I'm taking Segal in a fight.  BB your ship is sinking   Glad you found help though in the debate.  Makes it more fun.

one again you picked the wrong guy to back! Hanks has Buzz Lightyear to blast SeaGull    

[The General]

I have never been to a race track, but if I ever go I want BB standing right next to me.....That way I will know the losing horses......the ones he bets on.  I could be rich.

[DDSBYDAY]

     At least Wayne could poop.  It is clear that Clint is severely constipated in all his movies.  General if you ever have that shoulder fixed you will be squinting like Clint after a couple dozen pain pills.  One more thing, Clint's psyco, bugeyed  girlfriend was uglier than his monkey buddy.

I was wondering when you would show up.

You may be right about Wayne taking a poop, but he better not use that toilet paper that's like Clint Eastwood.  It's rough, tough, and doesn't take no  from John Wayne or anyone else.

      I tried to stay out of it.  It's kind of like asking a 4 year old which is better?  4 shiny pennies or one dirty old wrinkled up 10 dollar bill.  They will take the pennies every time.

      That old joke is the John Wayne tp.   Read it in Playboy back in the early 70's.  Nice try though.       

[The General]

     At least Wayne could poop.  It is clear that Clint is severely constipated in all his movies.  General if you ever have that shoulder fixed you will be squinting like Clint after a couple dozen pain pills.  One more thing, Clint's psyco, bugeyed  girlfriend was uglier than his monkey buddy.

I was wondering when you would show up.

You may be right about Wayne taking a poop, but he better not use that toilet paper that's like Clint Eastwood.  It's rough, tough, and doesn't take no  from John Wayne or anyone else.

      I tried to stay out of it.  It's kind of like asking a 4 year old which is better?  4 shiny pennies or one dirty old wrinkled up 10 dollar bill.  They will take the pennies every time.

      That old joke is the John Wayne tp.   Read it in Playboy back in the early 70's.  Nice try though.       

DDS you are either lying through your root canal or the first guy to actually read the articles.  I know we all say we read the articles to the ladies, but come on......it's just the guys here.   

[DDSBYDAY]

       Even as a kid I read the jokes. Located on the back of the centerfold.  Can't remember ever reading an article.  I'm sure the jokes  were too confusing for some people.         Thats besides the point.  Bronco Billy and crazy eyes can't sing, can't act, and would be homeless had the monkey not showed up when he did.

[Fawkinnae]

Just to clarify where I stand on Sondra Locke, at least back when she was acting in Clint movies - gorgeous, stunning, super hot.

[Lee Borgersen]

Just to clarify where I stand on Sondra Locke, at least back when she was acting in Clint movies - gorgeous, stunning, super hot.

 

"gorgeous, stunning, super hot".


"I stand on Sondra Locke"

I know I get a little confused at times, but were you refering to Sondra, Clint or Both?  Also, did you really stand on Sondra Locke or is that just .

[Fawkinnae]

Just to clarify where I stand on Sondra Locke, at least back when she was acting in Clint movies - gorgeous, stunning, super hot.

gorgeous, stunning, super hot.

I know I get a little confused at times, but were you refering to Sondra, Clint or Both?  Also, did you really stand on Sondra Locke or is that just .

Thank you Lee for the opportunity to clarify my feeling for Sondra. Sadly I only dreamed of standing on Sondra Locke and sometimes the dream had her standing on me. It really didn't matter...  is this off topic?

Who cares!?

[Lee Borgersen]

Just to let the 99.9% of all the MNO John Wayne fans know that this Saturday the AMC network will be featuring 24 hrs. of non stop John Wayne movies.

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[The General]

Just to let the 99.9% of all the MNO John Wayne fans know that this Saturday the AMC network will be featuring 24 hrs. of non stop John Wayne movies.

What times are the Jon Wayne musicals playing.  DDS is all ready to go.

[Bobby Bass]

My MY what have we here? Could it be Clint singing..


 

[The General]

My MY what have we here? Could it be Clint singing..


 

I was wondering when you would finally find that   The are others out there as well.  But that movie was better then anything Marion ever did.

[Lee Borgersen]

My MY what have we here? Could it be Clint singing..


 

I remember that song. Clint tried to sing it right after John Wayne kicked sand in his face at the beach. That's why Clint's voice sounds so bad with all that sand he swallowed. At least that's the story that's going around.

[Bobby Bass]

My MY what have we here? Could it be Clint singing..


 

I was wondering when you would finally find that   The are others out there as well.  But that movie was better then anything Marion ever did.

What kind of kool aid are you drinking? That film, was ignored by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences at the 81st Academy Awards when it was not nominated for a single Oscar. Might want to look at the Dukes films maybe you should sit and watch the 24hr show so you can see what a real coybow looks like.. More to being a cowboy then talking slow while you try and remember your line.   Clint always smoked then cheap cigars to while Duke rolled his cigs one handed while riding his horse and chasing the bad guys !

[The General]

The Duke was such a Sally he had a stunt double ride his horse.  He wasn't Cowboy enough to wash Clint's jock

[Bobby Bass]

The Duke was such a Sally he had a stunt double ride his horse.  He wasn't Cowboy enough to wash Clint's jock

Well, I guess that says it all General, I ain't got a come back for the Duke washing Clints Speedos 

[kenhuntin]

Pretty active topic.
I do not know if there is ever answer to the "My Dad can Whip your Dad" syndrome.
 I am fond of John Wayne and Clint too. Gran Torino was Fantastic.
 Gene Hackman could probably whup em both at once though.

[Lee Borgersen]

Pretty active topic.
I do not know if there is ever answer to the "My Dad can Whip your Dad" syndrome.
 I am fond of John Wayne and Clint too. Gran Torino was Fantastic.
 Gene Hackman could probably whup em both at once though.

  oh no! Now we've got Gene Hackman into the mix. I'm starting to wonder if any of us will outlive this thread.

[Fawkinnae]

As I recall Gene Hackman (and I'm a huge Gene Hackman fan) had his ass handed to him in Unforgiven.

[Bobby Bass]

  In this corner Hoss Cartwright   

[Fawkinnae]

Clint Walker. Now there was a beast.

[DDSBYDAY]

     This thread can only be ended with a showdown.  Next weekend I will fight for the Duke!!

[Lee Borgersen]

    This thread can only be ended with a showdown.  Next weekend I will fight for the Duke!!

 

What will be your choice of weapon since I've seen John use a whole plethora of things in battle.

six gun
Winchester
Saber
fists
dynamite
cattle stampede
fire
grenade
bulldozer
airplane
nitro
tank
dog
cavalry
ship
machine gun  

Will this fight be televised and will it be in Hi-Def ?

[DDSBYDAY]

     It will be a fishing rod.  That is assuming someone is man enough to stand up for  Clint.     There will be pictures. 

[Fawkinnae]

Cool! Showdown at the OKee Dokee corral.

Any limit to the rod length?

[The General]

     It will be a fishing rod.  That is assuming someone is man enough to stand up for  Clint.     There will be pictures. 

I'll let Doug handle my light work.  Now if Lee was there with his fishing rod standing up for the Duke, that would be a challenge.