2011 Fishing Challenge Smack Down

[wildlifeminnesota]

Lee, running out of steam is not in my vocabulary.  However when a guy posts that when he sits on the toilet you can't see the toilet and then G.O. shoots in with the dumpster diving.  It made me laugh and feel sorry for you at the same time.  Well not really sorry for you.  

That explain it all!! your day dream on POO HEAD sitting on the toilet and dumpster diving and then to  laugh about it  What wrong with this 

  Becuse it as nothing to do with fishing and that why you are failing at this  Fishing Challenge !!   

As The Barbarians are in first  and team seal poo are falling down the lead board fast as I see some new upgrade coming in form some of the other team soon and team seal poo will be in 5 place With NO chance of recovering  at all! 

Your POO HEAD mite as well throw in the 

The Barbarians 93    The Barbarians 93    The Barbarians 93    The Barbarians 93   

[The General]

Nothing is OFF TOPIC in the smack down as long as you are smacking someone.  If you can't take the heat.........well you know the rest. 

But to make you happy I'll add a little something about fishing in each post from now on.......I hate to see Boobarians 

Fishing without a cold one and a Buddy isn't fishing.

[Lee Borgersen]

  Who was that masked man?    Me thinks it was DDS trying to sneak in an upgrade in the middle of the night. That's why they call him the stelth fisherman. His team goal is to pass the seal poo team by the end of October. That's not much of a goal since most everyone will have passed those loosers by then.

[Lee Borgersen]

Let's take a quick look at the future of the seal poos' hopes and dreams also where they are headed:

This will sum up the where the seals next move will take them.

[DDSBYDAY]

Who was that masked man?   Me thinks it was DDS trying to sneak in an upgrade in the middle of the night. That's why they call him the stelth fisherman. His team goal is to pass the seal poo team by the end of October. That's not much of a goal since most everyone will have passed those loosers by then.

    As self appointed  Captain of Team Make A Move, I am calling out broken arrow!!!  We need air support and all friends to come to our aid.  I would like to say everything is cool but we are being over run by Barbarians.  The worse part is we can't get our footing because we keep slipping in  seal poo.   We can and will beat the Barbarians-  Broken arrow,  broken arrow---Get me Attila!!
    

[Bobby Bass]

Who was that masked man?    Me thinks it was DDS trying to sneak in an upgrade in the middle of the night. That's why they call him the stelth fisherman. His team goal is to pass the seal poo team by the end of October. That's not much of a goal since most everyone will have passed those loosers by then.

    As self appointed  Captain of Team Make A Move, I am calling out broken arrow!!!  We need air support and all friends to come to our aid.  I would like to say everything is cool but we are being over run by Barbarians.  The worse part is we can't get our footing because of all the seal poo.   We can and will beat the Barbarians-  Broken arrow,  broken arrow---Get me Attilla!!
     

BROKEN ARROW I believe is the term used for a lost nuke, or in your case maybe just lost.    DDS is calling for help in some of the best fishing waters one can get to.   :fishing2: I think he will be reviewing some of his posts when he gets back to the land of hot showers, cold drinks and AC    Leave the real fall fishing to us people who make more than a week of it..

[DDSBYDAY]

There wasn’t much left of the 7th Cavalry that Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer so boldly and so incompetently led into battle against the Lakota Sioux and Northern Cheyenne near the Little Bighorn River in what was then Montana on June 25, 1876. The Lakota and Cheyenne picked the field virtually clean of artifacts and military regalia after their victory.

      I'm distantly related to this guy.  I would have made a different choice.  Good luck in your fall fishing.  

[Bobby Bass]

Could this be DDS "Last Stand" the story is being written as we read this, soon to be a paperback novel then a major motion picture staring? Starring John Wayne as DDS..

Fade in..  Our opening scene finds DDS standing or should I say leaning against a butt seat on a rented fishing boat, looking a little green in the early morning sun. Hands shaking as he tries to tie on a daredevil spoon, the rest of the group is back at camp still sleeping having already caught fish  with the trip almost half over.... Fade out

HD as the quiet al knowing local Scout left the previous day with his son to check out a small lake to the North... Hmmm

[DDSBYDAY]

Could this be DDS "Last Stand" the story is being written as we read this, soon to be a paperback novel then a major motion picture staring? Starring John Wayne as DDS..

Fade in..  Our opening scene finds DDS standing or should I say leaning against a butt seat on a rented fishing boat, looking a little green in the early morning sun. Hands shaking as he tries to tie on a daredevil spoon, the rest of the group is back at camp still sleeping having already caught fish  with the trip almost half over.... Fade out

HD as the quiet al knowing local Scout left the previous day with his son to check out a small lake to the North... Hmmm

     Cute story.   Let us know how it ends.  It will take monsters in all 3 species to win this.  The Barbarians have them already.  Team Make a Move is still on the hunt for 90.  That is an elite  club which only 1 past championship team  belongs to.  

[wildlifeminnesota]

       We can and will beat the Barbarians-  Broken arrow,  broken arrow---Get me Attila!!
    

  This sound like it a broken record  
I have heard this   before Form that team seal poo,  

[wildlifeminnesota]

<--------------- Here a reminder "The Barbarians" score  

[DDSBYDAY]

The Barbarians are clearly the team to beat.  I can not dispute facts.   Good luck to all that are still in the contest.  I even hope the seals get an upgrade at some point.  I was hoping they could hang in there for a while.  At this point they make a nice step to the top.

[wildlifeminnesota]

Just other reminder  If you fall guys Think I will be napping on the job. You best think again as Wildlife will be fish this fall    As I will hope to bet that 41" pike that holds the highest in this Challenge  As the  The Barbarians are looking for that 94.25 to as highest as I can go!! 

[lentz]

Well I can rule you out of winning the deer challange

[Lee Borgersen]

 

The Boys are back in town. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg&feature=related

  It seems that the terrible twosome are back in town. Everyone is holding their breath. What are we in for? That is the question

Did They?
Didn't they?
Will they?
Won't they?
Can they?

The questions go on and on

I'm sure they will shake things up a bit on the leader board, but how much? We'll just have to wait to see. So, consider this as the foreplay period.

[wildlifeminnesota]

Well I can rule you out of winning the deer challange

  I thou this was a Fishing Challenge 

 

[wildlifeminnesota]

What know one has nothing say!!!

Wake up down there!!!  

[Lee Borgersen]

What know one has nothing say!!!

Wake up down there!!!  

I knew it. One of the natives are getting restless already.

[wildlifeminnesota]

What know one has nothing say!!!

Wake up down there!!!  

I knew it. One of the natives are getting restless already.

 

Me No not me As you would not be talking about me would you!! No not me!!

[Lee Borgersen]

  i'll bet the boys did sissors, paper,rock to see who posts first and  and DDS lost hence he posted the walleye first.

 

[wildlifeminnesota]

Here what POO HEAD been doing all day  Lee slipped ex-lax in all his beer before he left and you can see what happen   

[Lee Borgersen]

Someone throw wildlife a bone or he'll be on line all night waiting for the trip results.
As for me I have to get up at 2:00 am and do a saturday trip. I hate weekend trips with all the boat traffic and lines at the launch.

Good night all

[wildlifeminnesota]

[greatoutdoors]

Here what POO HEAD been doing all day  Lee slipped ex-lax in all his beer before he left and you can see what happen   

Who is the guy sitting on the toilet, taking a wildlifeminnesota???
Hope he remembers to wipe his Wild!

[wildlifeminnesota]

  Attention Call on all judges,  DDS is sweating his fish that he posted over 30 hour need to be scored before he drowns in his own sweat!!   

[DDSBYDAY]

Attention Call on all judges,  DDS is sweating his fish that he posted over 30 hour need to be scored before he drowns in his own sweat!!   

       Believe me there is no sweating going on here.  That little walleye is only to get us on the board.  The big stuff is coming later.  I was disappointed I couldn't do better last week.  Oh well, that's how it goes sometimes.  I probably should have done more pike fishing.  A couple of the boys had some big guys on but I don't know if anyone landed one after I left.

[wildlifeminnesota]

He live!!  You save him  Judge  Just in the nick of time 

[wildlifeminnesota]

Quit in here  

 

[Lee Borgersen]

Quit in here  

 

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[Lee Borgersen]

  ........ 

Hey fearless Leader,

Remember the time some fella entered a fish without the spinnebait in the photo.  .......    


I should have posted this on the soloon thread with the rest of the jokes