2012 Smack Down

[DDSBYDAY]

   We may get an early start this year.  Don't wait to sign up.  The deadline could change by a week.  If you are too late you will be forced to wait for next year.  I see the Bogie beat down has scared  a few people off for this year.  I don't see Bobby Bass, Wildlife or several of our usual smack sponges.  I can't say that I blame them.  Greatoutdoors and the General got pretty quite.  BB disappeared altogether after taking the Borgie beat down last year.  I guess I can understand.  Lee is teaching a Borgie beat down defense class as we speak.  It's not 100 % everytime but it worked for the Barbarians last year.   

[wildlifeminnesota]

Do not piss me off!! I just may take you down!! Could I win three MNO Fishing Challenge in a row!!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Do not piss me off!! I just may take you down!! Could I win three MNO Fishing Challenge in a row!!!!  

If you do we'll have to set up a separate challenge just for you next time. This way you won't be able to win because you can't beat yourself.
 
How's that for an ego booster Willy?  Now! go back and drink some more of that Ego jiuce unless your to full of it and have no more room.

[greatoutdoors]

Hey Dental Flossie,
The only reason I haven't been on the Smackdown forum lately is there is no one that I haven't already slapped within the last few weeks.
It seems you have finally found your way out of the woods, and are making a feeble attempt at a comeback.
Okay, show me what you got, Chump!!
I'll be kicking your butt in less than six weeks, then let's see how mouthy you are!
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

Hey Dental Flossie,
The only reason I haven't been on the Smackdown forum lately is there is no one that I haven't already slapped within the last few weeks.
It seems you have finally found your way out of the woods, and are making a feeble attempt at a comeback.
Okay, show me what you got, Chump!!
I'll be kicking your butt in less than six weeks, then let's see how mouthy you are!
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

     My rookie year my team took 2nd.  Your rookie year you got beat by a girl.

[DDSBYDAY]

   In you own back yard!!

[wildlifeminnesota]

Do not piss me off!! I just may take you down!! Could I win three MNO Fishing Challenge in a row!!!!  

If you do we'll have to set up a separate challenge just for you next time. This way you won't be able to win because you can't beat yourself.
 
How's that for an ego booster Willy?  Now! go back and drink some more of that Ego juce unless your to full of it and have no more room.

If you do I will not be able to loss so I would still win my friend. 

[wildlifeminnesota]

I looking for team mattes that can and will post fish  That want to be in 1st place at the end!!! 

[The General]

Willy you sure don't learn, but until you're actually signed up your smack means nothing.  You are just an outside loser looking in on greatness. 


P.S. Dental Flossie, i bet DDS even laughed at that one. 

[wildlifeminnesota]

Willy you sure don't learn, but until you're actually signed up your smack means nothing.  You are just an outside loser looking in on greatness. 


P.S. Dental Flossie, i bet DDS even laughed at that one. 

hay look pipsqueak lean to look before you typ  I am sign in 

[greatoutdoors]

Hey Dental Flossie,
The only reason I haven't been on the Smackdown forum lately is there is no one that I haven't already slapped within the last few weeks.
It seems you have finally found your way out of the woods, and are making a feeble attempt at a comeback.
Okay, show me what you got, Chump!!
I'll be kicking your butt in less than six weeks, then let's see how mouthy you are!
OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

     My rookie year my team took 2nd.  Your rookie year you got beat by a girl.

How'd you do last year, other than getting lost, I mean!!

[DDSBYDAY]

    Same as you.  Lost.  Come to think of it, I can't remember who won last year.  The only thing I remember is Borgie doing a little seal clubbing.  I feel bad for the  team that won.  Their victory was overshadowed by the Borgie Beat Down  .   

[wildlifeminnesota]

I think not 

[greatoutdoors]

    Same as you.  Lost.  Come to think of it, I can't remember who won last year.  The only thing I remember is Borgie doing a little seal clubbing.  I feel bad for the  team that won.  Their victory was overshadowed by the Borgie Beat Down  .   

First of all, an Alzheimer moment by me for not  including the "secret sign in the picture"  gave  SighBorg the 2nd place victory, not her fishing ability. GUYS!!
Second. SEALTeam 6 took 3rd, your team took????????????
No matter what  team I end up on, we will make it our goal to "Bury the Tooth Fairy," or be The Posse to Beat Dental Flossie", whichever you prefer!!!
OH YEAH, BABBEEEEEEEE!!!!
PS: Speaking of Tooth Fairy, would the GENERAL have any pictures of DDS flitting around the room with his little wings and teeny weeny wand??

[Lee Borgersen]

    Same as you.  Lost.  Come to think of it, I can't remember who won last year.  The only thing I remember is Borgie doing a little seal clubbing.  I feel bad for the  team that won.  Their victory was overshadowed by the Borgie Beat Down  .   

First of all, an Alzheimer moment by me for not  including the "secret sign in the picture"  gave  SighBorg the 2nd place victory, not her fishing ability. GUYS!!
Second. SEALTeam 6 took 3rd, your team took????????????
No matter what  team I end up on, we will make it our goal to "Bury the Tooth Fairy," or be The Posse to Beat Dental Flossie", whichever you prefer!!!
OH YEAH, BABBEEEEEEEE!!!!
PS: Speaking of Tooth Fairy, would the GENERAL have any pictures of DDS flitting around the room with his little wings and teeny weeny wand??

Was this the photo you were looking for? The general has a lot of copies and sent me one last year. I heard that DDS isn't awarding any jig prizes this year. He's just sending out certificates instead.

[DDSBYDAY]

         I suggest you guys round up some talent and try to fix the drawing.  If any of you are on my team you can protect the girl.  (Not the one that beat the bejeebers out of the seals last year  .  She can hold her own). 

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etEPFYG5-AY[/youtube]

[The General]

Showing a video of the second best cowboy does not help your cause DDS.  But you're used to losing so I guess it suits you.   

[DDSBYDAY]

   I have been told that we will be on the same lake at the same time for a couple of days.  This silly insinuation that Eastwood was anything other than a door mat for the Duke could be settled once and for all.  I don't speak chicken so you will have to leave out the    crap and ante up.      What will it be?

[The General]

Well i've already outfished you 3 times and pulled your pony out.  It would kind of feel like beating a dead horse.  I tell ya what........I'll smack you around again and throw a couple cervesas your way afterwards.  Eastwood will be a 4 time champ.  

[DDSBYDAY]

      A couple of fine cigars(Fawk) miller lite's and trying to think of a nice signature line for the loser around a campfire.    I'll be gentle.


                Eastwood is a Sally. 

[greatoutdoors]

[/quote]PS: Speaking of Tooth Fairy, would the GENERAL have any pictures of DDS flitting around the room with his little wings and teeny weeny wand??
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Was this the photo you were looking for? The general has a lot of copies and sent me one last year. I heard that DDS isn't awarding any jig prizes this year. He's just sending out certificates instead.
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That'd be the one Lee.  
I think some engineer needs to re-design the wings on "Tooth Fairy" to lift a body that big off the ground!
Of course, on paper the C-130 and the Bumble Bee cannot fly, so who knows!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[The General]

      A couple of fine cigars(Fawk) miller lite's and trying to think of a nice signature line for the loser around a campfire.    I'll be gentle.


                Eastwood is a Sally. 

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.

[greatoutdoors]

      A couple of fine cigars(Fawk) miller lite's and trying to think of a nice signature line for the loser around a campfire.    I'll be gentle.


                Eastwood is a Sally. 

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.

General,
Would that suffering be caused by the pain of drilling,  having to look at DDS' face that close, or smelling his breath ???
Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

[DDSBYDAY]

  Keep it up guys.     We all saw what happened when you tried your secret "Your Face To Borgies Knee" technique last year.  The General skillfully ran away from his challenge by Wildlife last year. Bobby was not so lucky.  He takes a challenge head to head.  Win or lose.  Trying to pin the general down on a bet is like catching Greatoutdoors when his bait shop is open.     

[Fawkinnae]

Pretty good. Pretty damn good!



Sometimes I think of this clip when I'm thinking about the "Smack Down" awards banquet.

And yes there will be cigars...

[greatoutdoors]

  Keep it up guys.     We all saw what happened when you tried your secret "Your Face To Borgies Knee" technique last year.  The General skillfully ran away from his challenge by Wildlife last year. Bobby was not so lucky.  He takes a challenge head to head.  Win or lose.  Trying to pin the general down on a bet is like catching Greatoutdoors when his bait shop is open.     

To whom it may concern!!
I only close the store for every day I catch a bigger fish than Dental Flossie will catch all year!!
That's why it's either closed, or opened on a limited basis from October 1st until March 15th.

[wildlifeminnesota]

  Keep it up guys.     We all saw what happened when you tried your secret "Your Face To Borgies Knee" technique last year.  The General skillfully ran away from his challenge by Wildlife last year. Bobby was not so lucky.  He takes a challenge head to head.  Win or lose.  Trying to pin the general down on a bet is like catching Greatoutdoors when his bait shop is open.     

To whom it may concern!!
I only close the store for every day I catch a bigger fish than Dental Flossie will catch all year!!
That's why it's either closed, or opened on a limited basis from October 1st until March 15th.

seal poo I like the way you put that. I catch a bigger fish than Dental Flossie But you know that you fail when it come down to it 

[greatoutdoors]

  Keep it up guys.     We all saw what happened when you tried your secret "Your Face To Borgies Knee" technique last year.  The General skillfully ran away from his challenge by Wildlife last year. Bobby was not so lucky.  He takes a challenge head to head.  Win or lose.  Trying to pin the general down on a bet is like catching Greatoutdoors when his bait shop is open.     

To whom it may concern!!
I only close the store for every day I catch a bigger fish than Dental Flossie will catch all year!!
That's why it's either closed, or opened on a limited basis from October 1st until March 15th.

seal poo I like the way you put that. I catch a bigger fish than Dental Flossie But you know that you fail when it come down to it 

You read that right, Wildeyedfeminist, and I will kick your homely butt this year too!!
And don't you forget it, Liver Lips!!
OH YEAH!!!!!

[wildlifeminnesota]

  Keep it up guys.     We all saw what happened when you tried your secret "Your Face To Borgies Knee" technique last year.  The General skillfully ran away from his challenge by Wildlife last year. Bobby was not so lucky.  He takes a challenge head to head.  Win or lose.  Trying to pin the general down on a bet is like catching Greatoutdoors when his bait shop is open.     

To whom it may concern!!
I only close the store for every day I catch a bigger fish than Dental Flossie will catch all year!!
That's why it's either closed, or opened on a limited basis from October 1st until March 15th.

seal poo I like the way you put that. I catch a bigger fish than Dental Flossie But you know that you fail when it come down to it 

You read that right, Wildeyedfeminist, and I will kick your homely butt this year too!!
And don't you forget it, Liver Lips!!
OH YEAH!!!!!

What do you mean kick my  this year too? You did not kick my  last year  The fact is that I kick your  last year and have full attention of kicking your  fat this year!!!  In less you are luck to be drawn for my team!!! 

O-ya     

[greatoutdoors]

WoolyWilly,
The reference was to kick DDS's butt, along with yours!!
Learn how to read my man, so you'll be able to read em and weep when the entries start rolling in!!
I'm hoping NOT to be on your team this year, but am sure you're praying to be on the one I get picked for!
I love working against you, and it'd kill me to have to work with you!
Oh YEAH, BABBEEE!!!