2013 MNO Fishing Challenge Smackdown

[Lee Borgersen]

Don't look now folks but, DDS has just signed out off line. Can't say I can blame him. After all how much abuse can one man take. Not to worry though folks. If I know DDS he's working on some fresh material off line and will make a powerful comeback shortly. He's now licking his smackdown wounds as we speak.

[wildlifeminnesota]

 

[Lee Borgersen]

                  Caution to all: "Respect Wildlife"

                      Thanks for the reminder willy

[wildlifeminnesota]

 

[greatoutdoors]

I don't think that'd work very well, WalleyeWoman,
Rumor has it that DDS suffered a severe paper cut in oragami class a few years ago, and isn't quite ready to "climb back up on the same horse that threw him!"
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

Hmmmm, would knitting work?   

Maybe for a normal person, but probably not for DDS! 
With those pointy needles, he'd be a regular in the emergency room every time he tried to knit a pot holder!!!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[DDSBYDAY]

Nice sign Lee,
Since DDS has never posted a fish that counted towards his team's total, you must have taken it from his door.
You'd have to be sleeping in to have a track record of "no fish" like he has!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

Oh, DDS has never caught a fish that counted in the contest? 
Perhaps he should consider another sport - like oragami? 

    Hey walleyewoman-I'm game

[DDSBYDAY]

Don't look now folks but, DDS has just signed out off line. Can't say I can blame him. After all how much abuse can one man take. Not to worry though folks. If I know DDS he's working on some fresh material off line and will make a powerful comeback shortly. He's now licking his smackdown wounds as we speak.

  Nope, just had to save another life.  I could give two turds about anything GO has to say.  He gets in the way and I will just sweep the good leg.  Walleye women is praying she gets on my team so she has a chance to take the trophy her rookie year.  I let Borgie do the Beatdowns up there in Ely because trying to catch GO at the shop is harder than winning this contest.  He says when he gets to work late he makes up for it by leaving early.     

   I don't think that new hammer is going to help GO either.   

[The General]

I see the smack is rolling.  Hey Willie don't worry about the book writing.  If Bobby was writing a book it would be titled "I can dish it but I can't take it" or "the multiple excuses of losing a side bet" or "I can talk Turkey but I won't drink it" or "Do as I say not as I do".......the list is endless.  It won't be long and he'll quit posting in here just like years past when it gets a little rough.   

[The General]

Lee in regards to your "Smack from the past" I want to thank you for bringing up some memories of fishing with my good buddy Doug.  That day was spent catching fish and drinking beer.......very fond memories.  I know you want to bring back things from the past but you know I promised never to tell about how you couldn't get a prom date or how you were hitting on the MNO Girl (her picture is floating around here somewhere....she wears a bikini with an MNO tramp stamp) and got shot down.  I plan on keeping that promise.

[Bobby Bass]

    alarm went off on my screen, General must be trying to post again. I thought the Smack thread was for those entered in the Fishing Challenge. If I remember right the General was fond of saying that. Hmmm I thought the General was and still is not entered...  Guess he is busy doing, er , ah, Well nothing. O wait , that's right he said he was going to start writting. That was what about two weeks ago.... Must be having a hard time with the big four and five letter words.. 

[The General]

Bobby come on i thought you could comprehend a sentence.  You been hanging out with Willy again?  I said i was thinking of starting the smack down hotel and saloon and i said only one thing will keep me from signing up.  If i choose not to sign up i will not participate in the smack down.   Plus I'm a man of my word.

[DDSBYDAY]

    alarm went off on my screen, General must be trying to post again. I thought the Smack thread was for those entered in the Fishing Challenge. If I remember right the General was fond of saying that. Hmmm I thought the General was and still is not entered...  Guess he is busy doing, er , ah, Well nothing. O wait , that's right he said he was going to start writting. That was what about two weeks ago.... Must be having a hard time with the big four and five letter words.. 

    Once we get to seven letters all bets are off. 

[The General]

 Seven isn't that the same number of fish you will  hope to catch in ten years.

[DDSBYDAY]

  No, seven is the number of married lady friends I have in your neighborhood.   

[The General]

 Sorry DDS that want a question it was a statement.  You must be hanging out with bobby too.  Maybe we can get the Minnesota weather kid to help explain things to you two. 

[DDSBYDAY]

Sorry DDS that want a question it was a statement.  You must be hanging out with bobby too.  Maybe we can get the Minnesota weather kid to help explain things to you two. 

    I'll have my boys try to explain this to me.  I'm getting to old.   I just don't get it. 

[stevenjames]

I hope that TGO, DDS and Lee are teammates this season

[greatoutdoors]

Seven isn't that the same number of fish you will  hope to catch in ten years.

General,
I didn't think DDS caught that many fish in his life time, including Rock Bass!!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[The General]

I hope that TGO, DDS and Lee are teammates this season

Well TGO will have to be the brains of the operation.  Lee and DDS thought Obama was right with his 50 plus states comment.

[The General]

Seven isn't that the same number of fish you will  hope to catch in ten years.

General,
I didn't think DDS caught that many fish in his life time, including Rock Bass!!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

I'm sure you are right i was trying to be nice.  However he's going on a dozen times catching crabs.

[greatoutdoors]

I hope that TGO, DDS and Lee are teammates this season

Well TGO will have to be the brains of the operation.  Lee and DDS thought Obama was right with his 50 plus states comment.

That'd have to be true, General!
Lee and DDS have both confessed to me that they voted for Obama, and that Joe Biden is the smartest man in the world!!   
I'll leave the interpretation of that open to forum members!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

[The General]

I hope that TGO, DDS and Lee are teammates this season

Well TGO will have to be the brains of the operation.  Lee and DDS thought Obama was right with his 50 plus states comment.

That'd have to be true, General!
Lee and DDS have both confessed to me that they voted for Obama, and that Joe Biden is the smartest man in the world!!   
I'll leave the interpretation of that open to forum members!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

DDS told me Al Gore was the smartest especially the global warming and inventing the internet.  Guess he flip flops just like earlier and i wouldn't expect anything less.

[DDSBYDAY]

 

[Lee Borgersen]

I hope that TGO, DDS and Lee are teammates this season

Well TGO will have to be the brains of the operation.  Lee and DDS thought Obama was right with his 50 plus states comment.

That'd have to be true, General!
Lee and DDS have both confessed to me that they voted for Obama, and that Joe Biden is the smartest man in the world!!  
I'll leave the interpretation of that open to forum members!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!

              MNO MODERATOR POLICE WARNING! 

 
For those of you that continue to post political leaning comments here on the official smackdown thread get a grip on yourselves. The MNO police have you listed as being on a high risk status. Your posts will be monitored until further notice.
 
For your convenience we offer a political forum to post political chatter! Big brother is watching you.

[DDSBYDAY]

  It's finally feeling like spring.  The deadline to sign up for the MNO fishing challenge is rapidly approaching.  There will be no late entries so get in now.  We have 11 even teams at this time.  Teams are made up of 3 members so the longer you wait the less chance you have to make a team. 

[DDSBYDAY]

  This is it folks.  Only 8 more days until the MNO fishishing challenge sign up is closed.  I have included a visual for the mathematically challenged.   We need teams in groups of 3 so if you wait there is a good chance not to be entered.  No late entries.  The teams will be posted in 9 days. Everyone that has signed up so far is guaranteed a spot.  The General must still be practicing his waxing off technique.     Just remember the contest is for fun so just because you have not done well in the past is no reason not to sign up.  This could be your year 

[Lee Borgersen]

  I was just watching the international news.  It seems that some of the folks from overseas are grouping up in a rush to sign up for the challenge. Do the minimum 10 posts have to be in English?


                                    

It seems that greatoutdoors has contacted some of his family from the old country. I hope he has enough rods and bait

[The General]

No worries DDS, just because you fell to the peer pressure of not allowing a sub doesn't mean I won't still sign up. 

[DDSBYDAY]

   Forgive me for wanting you to sign up.  I have  through experience found that once you kick a Generals  ,  a half hour  later you want to do it again.   

[The General]

   Forgive me for wanting you to sign up.  I have  through experience found that once you kick a Generals  ,  a half hour  later you want to do it again.   

Not on my worst day and your best day would that ever happen.