2014 MNO Fishing Challenge Smackdown-enter at your own risk:)

[greatoutdoors]

Here is the only thing you can do in the side bet!
Let it go, you're done, you're beaten, and there's nothing you can do about it!! 
The Eve of Destruction rules, and not even you can deny that!!
Heh, heh, heh! 

[Boar]

there ya go waving your diaper again old man, I will not accept that as a surrender flag. keep waving it tho, you gota get that fowl stench of selfproclaimed victory out of it. it aint over till its over 

[DDSBYDAY]

  It's not uncommon for a person that has never had a lead before to celebrate a little early.  It usually turns out poorly.   

[greatoutdoors]

there ya go waving your diaper again old man, I will not accept that as a surrender flag. keep waving it tho, you gota get that fowl stench of selfproclaimed victory out of it. it aint over till its over 

It's over!!
Ya gotta accept your crushing defeat!!! 
You are now officially the Mayor of Loserville. 
Way to go, your Honor!!   

[DDSBYDAY]

  It is very apparent that the crowd has been hushed knowing that the "Union Thugs" are getting ready to get our hands dirty.  We have decided not to silence The eve of dyslexia for the moment.  We will let them sweat it out know Borgie is gearing up for a beatdown of epic proportions. We will be taking down one of the Eve's  fish down  before June is over.  The next will be taken down by the beginning of August.  We will stretch out the pain for the Evee's right up until the end.   

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[Boar]

Eve. haha, Evelyn of dystruction, I dated an evelyn, she couldnt keep her mouth shut either, and never made good on her promises. all talk an no walk. didnt last long. :rotflmao:she faded into obscurity also.

[greatoutdoors]

It's good to hear idle threats not only from Boar, the Mayor of Loserville, but DDS, Loserville's dog catcher who always relies on Borgie to attempt to do his dirty work! 
If you two are the Union Thugs key players, every other team in the 2014 Challenge is in good shape. 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 

[DDSBYDAY]

  Why would we want to interfere with Borgie's fun.  It's a pleasure to watch her work.  Heck if we had a couple of hours to spare we would run up to Ely and beat you on your own lake too.  Right from your dock.  We have bushiness to shut down.  Medtronic is taken care of so we can focus on the task at hand now.  The Union Thugs are just tickled you were able to con one of the grandkids out a quarter so you could post a fish.

  Has anyone noticed several teams have not posted a fish yet.  Thank a Union Thug for that. 

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[greatoutdoors]

Aw common DDS, I actually did you a favor making you the Dogcatcher of Loserville! 
At least I give you credit for being able to catch a dog, since everyone knows that you can't catch a fish!   
Maybe we should have a Dog Division, so you could enter a Beagle, a Dachshund, and a Chihuahua to put your team into contention. 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 

[greatoutdoors]

PS-We could even open a special division so you could enter a Schnauzer, which is the dog equivalent of a Rock Bass!! 

[Boar]

loserville, your so original GO, you need to try and come up with something spicy an new, but you stuck in such a oldtimer mode of sarcasim and humor it dosent even register here. Oooo im mayer of loserville. gosh what so ever should i do now, im crushed, DDS help, Im mayor of loserville, and your the dogcatcher. ouch, that surley hurt. I dont think we can fish any more cause Go smaked us so bad. Come on GO at leaste try an google cut downs and name calling, Your smacks are fade like your fishing GO. you need to step it up were not impressed here. Nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo, thats how you sound in your smacks. Come on buddy you can do it. Time to change the cat box GO, wait thats the smell of your wit and humor and your fishing skills. see its easy. 

[greatoutdoors]

How's our side bet coming, Mayor?? 
Looks like the old timer is taking the youngster to the woodshed. 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!!

[The General]

TGO I'd put the rest of those dogs in the rock bass category too.  Right above a mutt aka bullhead/union member division.

[Lee Borgersen]

It won't be long now before Borgie & Da Boys along with The Grave Diggers begin to put the big squeeze on the grapeoutdoors.

 When Borgie & I hit the BWCA we will actually be hitting you. You will be hit so hard that you will turn from grapeoutdoors to grape juice. Were not out to actually hurt anyone were just interested in shutting down the usual local area blowhards. Would you have any idea who that might be.   When we get to Ely I'll have to ask the local town drunk if he knows anyone more annoying than himself in town. I'm sure he'll bring up the name grapeoutdoors immediately just as he did last year.

Borgie and I had to laugh last year when the grapeoutdoords called the resort owner where we stay to ask how we were doing with the fishing. I'm thinkin he was having a bit of an anxiety attack just worrying if we beat out his walleye. By the way my winning eye was:

2013 Largest Walleye: Lee Borgersen       29.75" Walleye

So, to make a long story short all the teams but 1 will be toasting a freshly squeezed glass of grapeoutdoors juice the end  of the challenge.

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[greatoutdoors]

It won't be long now before Borgie & Da Boys along with The Grave Diggers begin to put the big squeeze on the grapeoutdoors.

 When Borgie & I hit the BWCA we will actually be ..............
So, to make a long story short all the teams but 1 will be toasting a freshly squeezed glass of grapeoutdoors juice the end  of the challenge.

Lee,
I have no doubt that you will be drinking heavily after realizing that you cannot overtake the Eve of Destruction in the Challenge! 
Eve of Destruction rules, Babee!!! 
 

[Lee Borgersen]

Under the influence of the Eve of destruction's team captain grapeoutdoors. The team members decide to make a fashion statement. They feel that the world needs to know that there is more to life than just fishing.

What ever........... 

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[DDSBYDAY]

   It will be interesting to see how Borgie does this year with the General strapped to her back.  She has dragged around some anchors in the past but this one is the heaviest she has had to deal with.   

[The General]

   It will be interesting to see how Borgie does this year with the General strapped to her back.  She has dragged around some anchors in the past but this one is the heaviest she has had to deal with.   

Says the guy who fishes the lake of no fish, catches no fish, but has used every excuse in the book.   

[Lee Borgersen]

In defense of The General I think his strategy is to lay back for a while. This until his team mates realize that they will have to prove they can carry the load if necessary. The General has a master plan but, could find himself covered with grape juice in October. It's a waiting game for us all.

Just remember "Only the strong survive"

[greatoutdoors]

   It will be interesting to see how Borgie does this year with the General strapped to her back.  She has dragged around some anchors in the past but this one is the heaviest she has had to deal with.   

Says the guy who fishes the lake of no fish, catches no fish, but has used every excuse in the book.   

That be true, General, but the guy can sure catch dogs! (as long as they don't have any teeth, and weigh less than ten pounds) 

[The General]

   It will be interesting to see how Borgie does this year with the General strapped to her back.  She has dragged around some anchors in the past but this one is the heaviest she has had to deal with.   

Says the guy who fishes the lake of no fish, catches no fish, but has used every excuse in the book.   

That be true, General, but the guy can sure catch dogs! (as long as they don't have any teeth, and weigh less than ten pounds) 

I agree with the "don't have teeth part", but the dogs/hogs he brings home to introduce to the family are all pushing over 300 pounds.  He's actually pretty good at catching them.  Something about those big girls liking those short little round guys.   

[DDSBYDAY]

  Something about those big girls liking those short little round guys.   


    You mean all the girls  .  Don't worry General, I won't come between you and your sister out of respect for your teamate Borgie.   Carry on and enjoy your free pass.

[The General]

Nah I knew what I meant DDS.  You know the ones that bring a bag of flower to the party.  Remember the story about band camp you were telling everyone?  The time you woke up and tried chewing your arm off as not to wake her.  Yeah those girls.   

[Boar]

Hey they need love too.

[Boar]

Heres the gal i hooked general up with at Jrs on red lame last winter. Couldnt keep the apart since they love to fish some much

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[The General]

Yep Boar that there is someone DDS would call "love muffin".


P.S. Boar you would strike out at the morgue.  At least DDS tries for the ones that are still kicking.

[greatoutdoors]

You're spot on General, about Boar at the morgue. 
It'd be the first time in history a corpse successfully fought  off a necrophiliac!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Well as much as I hate to announce this, I may as well let the news out of the bag. We were starting gather up some of our gear for next weeks departure for Ely. I noticed a foul stench coming from the family room where we assemble everything were taking on the 3 week journey. As fate would have it the smell was coming from Borgies Bat.

It's been through many rough battles over the years. During closer examination I found old blood stains along with some splinters filled with skin and hair. It's no wonder It smelled so bad.

Despite Borgie's protests I decided she needs a new bat. This morning Borgie is now the proud owner of a new stronger and louder aluminum  bat. This one won't show the wood slivers and soaked in blood stains as the older model had. I promised we would display the old bat above the outdoor front entrance of the house.

She is starting to get excitded about using it when we get to Ely. She's pretending that she don't know who will be the 1st victim of a Borgie Beat-down will be. I'm sure that greatoutdoors will find out the answer to that question soon.

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[Bobby Bass]

A new bat! should come in handy for them Skeeters that come at you like a knuckle ball. Lee I am going to be releasing some homing skeeters as you cross the High Bridge. They are trained to follow Lunds from here to Ely and then back to Black Hawk territory. No thanks needed, it is the least I can do for you buddy     I saw a skeeter here today so big I could make out the numbers written on its tail. I thought at first it was a plane....

[Borgie]

So Lee tells me that he is going to beat out your walleye again this year Great Outdoors. I have some news of my own and that would be you guys will both be sitting in the back seat after you see the one I'm going to catch.

  Borgie

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