2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[glenn57]

I'm not so good at this smack down thing? I can say I have fished a little with Boar?How's that for smack . If any thing fishing with him has good memories and laughs. After taking a year or two off I am again ready for the challenge ahead. I will leave that at that. Looking forward to landing a few nice pike this year let the games begin

       I am going to give you a beginners lesson on the smack thread.   It's a different language all together.  I will translate your post in MNO smack.  It would go something like this---

     Hi,  I'm Cookie and I am here to kick some  .  I was forced to fish with Boar a couple of times.  He annoyed me so much I had to lock his truck and throw his keys down the ice hole just to get him to quit complaining about how spell check is a violation of civil rights.   
         

[Lee Borgersen]

I'm thinkin it's about time to start building up a list of potential team names. As soon as the teams are announced I'm also going to offer up a list of loser team names. Those I will be willing to sell to the highest bidder teams at  nominal fee.


Click on the picture to see Lee in action

I hate this pen!

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[corny13]

LEE'S Losers  Immediately comes to mind....but what that's YOUR team!!

[cookie]

Hi,  I'm Cookie and I am here to kick some  .  I was forced to fish with Boar a couple of times.  He annoyed me so much I had to lock his truck and throw his keys down the ice hole just to get him to quit complaining about how spell check is a violation of civil rights.   
           Now that was some funnt shiii. What a great laugh I just had

[DDSBYDAY]

Even more similarities Lee, 
I was a mechanic in mining companies for 33 years, worked on rotary drills, and replaced many teeth on back hoes, excavators, and power shovels. I also had a one day job at Disney that I often forget to mention.
Of course, they were far larger and heavier teeth and drills than DDS has ever seen, which is kind of like our fishing differences in the MNO Challenges!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

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[Lee Borgersen]

LEE'S Losers  Immediately comes to mind....but what that's YOUR team!!

I was thinking more along the line of  "Corny's Boozers"

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[greatoutdoors]

I'm going to have to go along with Mr. Corny13, 
Lee's Losers has a familiar ring to it, even louder the last two Challenges!!! 
The only hope Lee has to change his misfortunes, is to offer a very large bribe to any judge that will put him on my team this year!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

And of course then we have the greatoutdoors team name. This would be a tuff one because of all the names that would fit.

For starters how's bout:

Everything's pipsy when yer bangin a Gyspy!

No where to run... no where to hide...under my porch.... I'll be at your side.

Here's a fish....there's a fish....Where the are all my fish?

I could go on for hours with more suggestions for greatoutdoors team name. Unfortunately Borgie's yelling at me from the kitchen. 
 "What the heck are you laughing about in there?"

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[Boar]

cookie cookie cookie, oh man, not quite sure you know of the water your treading here. pretty sure I'm gona give you a pass this time, just because you remind of a lawn nome chasing pixy dust and cabage moths in the garden, actually my wife has a pixie garden with a tea cup with  your name on it if you ever decide to vitsit.  carfull buddy carfull..

[Boar]

ya know it just occured to me. cookie just smacked me. huh. that was different.

[greatoutdoors]

And of course then we have the greatoutdoors team name. This would be a tuff one because of all the names that would fit.

For starters how's bout:

Everything's pipsy when yer bangin a Gyspy!

No where to run... no where to hide...under my porch.... I'll be at your side.

Here's a fish....there's a fish....Where the are all my fish?

I could go on for hours with more suggestions for greatoutdoors team name. Unfortunately Borgie's yelling at me from the kitchen. 
 "What the heck are you laughing about in there?"

I'm thinking that the  winning 2015 team that I'm on will be named,
"OH NO, NOT AGAIN"
which will be short for:

Kicked Lee's Butt,
the last two years,
gonna do it again,
and hear more cheers!!!
OH YEAH BABEE!!!   
Lee is going down AGAIN, so what else is new?? 
Sleep well Lee my man, you be doomed!!!  Bwahahahaha 

[corny13]

LEE'S Losers  Immediately comes to mind....but what that's YOUR team!!

I was thinking more along the line of  "Corny's Boozers"

Me thinks Ill have to crack a Miller Light everytime my team posts a fish that beats Lee's Losers...

Oh yeah...as GTO reminds you THE EVE OF DESTRUCTION  still RULES!!!!!

[greatoutdoors]

That's right corny13,
Last years champions, "The Eve of Destruction" that crushed all comers are still the Kings  , until a new 2015 winner is declared!!!
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[greatoutdoors]

PS-Corny, I think I'd back off the threat to crack a Miller Lite every time your team posts a fish that beats Lee's Losers!! 
If you carry it out, you'll be in detox by the 2nd week of June!! 
 

[corny13]

Hey GTO  u should start selling these at your Bait Shop!  Im sure they would be a great hit from visiting fishermen and Fisherwomen from Illinois and the Twin Cities!

The Eve Of Destruction Rules!!!!

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[Lee Borgersen]

Hey GTO  u should start selling these at your Bait Shop!  Im sure they would be a great hit from visiting fishermen and Fisherwomen from Illinois and the Twin Cities!

The Eve Of Destruction Rules!!!!

Those would work out well in a doctor's office. "Ok now turn your head and cough!" Greatoutdoors already uses those and try's to resell them in his shop. Problem is no one want's to buy one used because they smell like his ............

[greatoutdoors]

Hey GTO  u should start selling these at your Bait Shop!  Im sure they would be a great hit from visiting fishermen and Fisherwomen from Illinois and the Twin Cities!

The Eve Of Destruction Rules!!!!

Too late Corny, Lee has been using something very similar over the last 4 years, under the name  "Lee's Enhancers!"
The sales pitch, "Makes everything look far larger than normal, from a distance!" 
He tried it on another body part, and it did not work as claimed. 
His product consultant, Borgie, said nothing other than an electron microscope can make that "thing" look big, so only use it on fish! 

[Boar]

brutal so brutal.... 

[greatoutdoors]

If it's so brutal, why are you laughing??
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Boar]

cause ive never seeen a chicken so brutal

[greatoutdoors]

So, crushing you like a bug by over 15 inches in the side bet makes me a chicken, hmm. 
As Mr. Nice Guy, thought I'd give a young, green, fisherman a shot at beating a far superior opponent, ME! 
I assumed you'd fail miserably, and you did not disappoint! 
Sounds like those wounds are still open and stinging, Sonny Boy!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   
 

[Lee Borgersen]

Greatoutdoors is content with living in yesteryears world as his reputation slowly sinks to it's lowest level of all time. Young boar has come back with the heart of a lion this season as he challenges the ageing G.O.

Unfortunately for boar as G.O. slowly begins to deliberate his slim chance of victory in a one on one & it's all but over.

I fear that the greatoutdoors as  The Sacred Ely Scrolls to find that he as others before him would just be "another flash in the pan".

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[Boar]

TGO....The one hit wonder. Just like the "Trash Men" never heard from again. I dont blame him tho..... chikens dont have balls. Grow a sack chicken wonder.

[greatoutdoors]

I see that Lee Borgersen, and his kinfolk, Loser Boar-gersen (aka Boar) are both attempting to bring some glory by meaningless chatter. 
Well, the sad fact (for you two) is that TGO and his team mates on the "Eve of Destruction"crushed both of your teams in last years Challenge, and your wounds have yet to heal. 
And now you want to repeat the butt kicking again????? 
You two are brutes for punishment, and punishment it will be when you're battered again in this year's Challenge, unless some sinister forces are at work!  ;
This could occur when teams are drawn, and one or both of you have successfully bribed a Challenge official with enough cash, to be put on my winning team! 
However, the team will still win in 2015 in spite of the severe handicap I may be forced to endure!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

Last year.......Last year........Last year......Last year.......Last year!   What will it take to convince grapeoutdoors that last year is just that. LAST YEAR! Grapeoutdoors is not willing to let go of last year because he is still living in da past!

This is 2015 and It's a new year....... It's a new dawn....... It's a new team......It's a new Challenge!

Get with the new program old timer.

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[DDSBYDAY]

   Yep.  thegreatoutdoors has fallen into that old trap.   He now lives by the motto,  " The older I get the better I used to be.  " He may as well pull up a rocking chair next to the General and crack open can of prunes.      Not taking a challenge from a guy with no boat?  I guess it didn't work out so well for Apollo Creed either. 

 

[greatoutdoors]

Last year.......Last year........Last year......Last year.......Last year!   What will it take to convince grapeoutdoors that last year is just that. LAST YEAR! Grapeoutdoors is not willing to let go of last year because he is still living in da past!

This is 2015 and It's a new year....... It's a new dawn....... It's a new team......It's a new Challenge!

Get with the new program old timer.

Lee, Lee, Lee, how many times must Corny13 and I point out that the "Eve of Destruction" crew are STILL  CHAMPIONS until dethroned by a team in this years Challenge!! 
LONG LIVE the 2014 CHALLENGE CHAMPS: CORNY13    TGO  and JKJKODA  !!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!!   

PS-Corny, just what is it about these Liberals (like Lee) that give them selective memory and convenient amnesia???
Hell, we have good memories, such as that of Lee single handedly leading his team into a last place finish a few years back!!! 
And as for the fishing prowess of DDS, well, my memory begins to fail me as nothing comes to mind!! 

[Boar]

Yeah well last night chicken dinner was good in its time not debating that, but today that chicken dinnerr is just that last nights chicken dinner. Just not as good, its dry, the skin is soggy and rubbery, and we end up giving it to tue dogs. Aint that right chicken dinner with no balls????

[The General]

Yeah TGO after you are in 1st pull up a chair with me and watch about 5 or 6 guys in this challenge post zero or maybe one fish.  Plus we can listen to all of The Dentist's excuses why he's lead his team to the bottom of the standings.  I'm waiting for, "iI had the big one in sight but I forgot to string my real".

[greatoutdoors]

Sounds good General, 
We can sit back, crack a beer, and laugh while watching Lee and Boar-gersen put their catches on a stretch rack, trying to get them big enough to enter. 
As for DDS, not much hope. 
How about putting those three on one team so they can't screw up anyone else's chance in the 2015 Challenge!!