Lee is now an outlaw

[Lee Borgersen]

I'd like to see this contraption you use for collecting the worms, and even better, I'd like to see you in that costume Greatoutdoors described. I also think you should do it again, eventually get caught, go to court, educate the court, tell them, "You can't handle the truth!" ala Jack Nickolson... and then become a celebrated folk hero.  The End.

Hey Jack,

Fawk just recomended I use your famous tactics if I have to go to court. I would much rather you appear with me if that happens.

If I post your photo on MNO could you respond to my request with a quick Yes or No when I click on your face


Click on Jack for the answer! Go on just do it.............

[mike89]

 

[Fawkinnae]

Did it.  smoking_a_joint-408.gif

[Lee Borgersen]

  Lee's Not The Only One With Worm Stories

                     


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[Lee Borgersen]

              You Be The Judge
 
Ok sports fans, here's what went down today during my first of many hopefully crawler hunts. Rained last night with mild temps and light winds. Those are the conditions that prove to be the best for Lee to spring into action. After being poked and prodded to continue breaking the law by all my concerned MNO followers I felt emboldened. Therefore It behooved me to go for it no matter what da consequences'.
 
After gathering up all my custom equipment I headed out on my mission, not really knowing what I was in for. What consequences' were in store for me? All I knew was the boys at MNO were counting on me not to back down. I refused to give myself any negative self talk. About 9:00 am I fired up Borgies SUV an off I drove. When arriving at the entrance of the forest preserve I drove extra slow to see if crawlers were still on the roads surface. Yes! they were there just a waiting for me. I decided to drive to the farthest end of da woods kind of a stealth move I figured.
 
My plan was to be a short hit and run tactic to get a load a crawlers and head out successfully. Well, I got 125 crawlers. I thought maybe one more quick spot and call it a wrap. The next spot I gathered 100 more. Then the greed factor set in.... "This will be my last spot" says I. There I was wit only 25 crawlers at that point on spot #3 while working the parking area.
 
Bodda.... Bing..... Bodda... Bang.....Who comes cruising along the main rd. by da parking area but John Law! He was driving a white marked SUV. I turned my back to conceal my custom crawler rig. He kept going without recognizing what I was doing.  I figured he was headed to the dead end about 2 blocks down and had to turn around and come back this way. I flew and I mean flew into action. Opened the hatch and flung my equipment in da back spilling the last batch of crawlers on the carpet.
 
I pulled out of the parking area knowing he'd be back this way after the turn around dead end. I had to beat him to the exit and kept looking in my mirror. Just before I reached the exit there was a white SUV just sitting on the narrow road facing me and here I am speeding. As I slowed down with my chest pounding I figured the cop had radioed a backup to nail me with da goods.  As I got closer I didn't see a spot light on the white SUV and no markings. Here it was just some jerk texting in the road with his vehicle stopped.


          Many questions:
Next time I'll go earlier when da gate first opens!
Was that the same cop from last year?
Did he see what I was doing?
Was Lee rattled up for nothing?
Was it all worth it!
Will the boys at MNO be proud a me?
Do I have to clean Borgies carpet after da spill?

[mike89]

or under wear!!!

[Fawkinnae]

Yes you have to clean Borgies carpet after da spill. Yes I'm proud of you and I suspect so are many others. Obviously worth it - hell you might be a superhero.

...wondering if there is a reward for identifying the culprit.

[mike89]

Yes you have to clean Borgies carpet after da spill. Yes I'm proud of you and I suspect so are many others. Obviously worth it - hell you might be a superhero.

...wondering if there is a reward for identifying the culprit.

well said!!

[glenn57]

Hey Fawk..... What's the Illinois TIP number!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Hey Fawk..... What's the Illinois TIP number!!!

It's 1- 800 fung goo! tut_tut-3315.gif  Don't waste your time. In Illinois you can bribe your way out of anything and "that's a fact Jack!"

[Gunner55]

Especially in Cook.... er Crook Co.

[Lee Borgersen]

I was figuring on given it a nudder shot today but it's been rainin all night and mornin. Radar shows a slight break here soon den more rain right behind it. We'll see...........

[Lee Borgersen]

I was figuring on given it a nudder shot today but it's been rainin all night and mornin. Radar shows a slight break here soon den more rain right behind it. We'll see...........

Took a ride to da woods between the long lasting rain clouds. "Forget about it!" Saw only a few crawlers here and there. The air temp was: 
 only 40 and that had a lot to do with the lack of crawlers.

One thing that you can always count on at the woods is more than a few strange men just sitting in their cars by themselves  cough ....cough....

  da guy at da bait store across from da woods says: "The guys that back into the parking spaces at da woods are trolling for male companionship." tut_tut-3315.gif

PS. Saw no John Law there today!

[glenn57]

I was figuring on given it a nudder shot today but it's been rainin all night and mornin. Radar shows a slight break here soon den more rain right behind it. We'll see...........

Took a ride to da woods between the long lasting rain clouds. "Forget about it!" Saw only a few crawlers here and there. The air temp was: 
 only 40 and that had a lot to do with the lack of crawlers.

One thing that you can always count on at the woods is more than a few strange men just sitting in their cars by themselves  cough ....cough....

  da guy at da bait store across from da woods says: "The guys that back into the parking spaces at da woods are trolling for male companionship." tut_tut-3315.gif

PS. Saw no John Law there today!

Hmmm........so now your going fer that too????????? confused-3316.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif

[delcecchi]

They are nightcrawlers, too.

[LPS]

Man this nightcrawler thing is much more complicated than I thought. 

[glenn57]

Man this nightcrawler thing is much more complicated than I thought.

LPS, IF there's one thing I have learned here on MNO in my time here, Lee is a complicated man!

[Lee Borgersen]

  Glenn but you left me out in the cold with that comment. I don't understand what your trying to say there. My mind doesn't wonder off in as many various secret directions as yours. Would you care to elaborate on your thoughts here to the gang.

[/quote]Hmmm........so now your going fer that too????????? confused-3316.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif
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[glenn57]

Glenn but you left me out in the cold with that comment. I don't understand what your trying to say there. My mind doesn't wonder off in as many various secret directions as yours. Would you care to elaborate on your thoughts here to the gang.

Hmmm........so now your going fer that too????????? confused-3316.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif
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[/quote] hey buddy.......it was a good thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! unless your incurring i am saying people might think you always do things the hard way!!!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Glenn but you left me out in the cold with that comment. I don't understand what your trying to say there. My mind doesn't wonder off in as many various secret directions as yours. Would you care to elaborate on your thoughts here to the gang.

Hmmm........so now your going fer that too????????? confused-3316.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif

[/quote] hey buddy.......it was a good thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! unless your incurring i am saying people might think you always do things the hard way!!!!!!!!!!
[/quote]

Ge'ez, For a moment there I thought you had developed an mind.

[glenn57]

Glenn but you left me out in the cold with that comment. I don't understand what your trying to say there. My mind doesn't wonder off in as many various secret directions as yours. Would you care to elaborate on your thoughts here to the gang.

Hmmm........so now your going fer that too????????? confused-3316.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif tut_tut-3315.gif

hey buddy.......it was a good thing!!!!!!!!!!!!! unless your incurring i am saying people might think you always do things the hard way!!!!!!!!!!
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Geeez, For a moument there I thought you had developed an mind.
[/quote] who?????? me??????? naw!!!!

AND BY THE WAY CONGRATS ON YOUR 11000TH POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL honored it was directed at me!!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

Tanks a bunch Listen: After work stop off and have yourself a few drinks and put it on my tab! That goes to da rest a you guys on da site to! Just make sure you make it into work in da mornin.
Don't want to see a lack of funds going into my Social Security funds.

[Lee Borgersen]

                                    Today's Update!
4/16/17

      "A hunting We Will GO"

  .....
Well the grounds have been extra soggy around here lately. I mixed up some bedding two days ago and filled my worm feeder shaker yesterday. So far I've got 2 flats of crawler fattening up in the bait fridge in da garage. I like to keep about 250 crawlers per flat sow's they have plenty a room ta roam. It rained steady last night so I figured I'd hit da forest preserve once again. To my surprise when I hit the outdoors crawlers were abundant all over da pavements.

Looks like I could skip risking an outing to da forest preserve where my friends in law enforcement like to roam. They are just seeking out those law breaking scum such as myself. Those that like to pillage and plunder the ever illusive night crawler population. Those that come out and show themselves during the spring rains. Ok...... OK! stop picking on da law Lee!   I decided to go over the empty parking lot at the junior high. The lot was surrounded by grass and that's the spot on the spot type area I prefer.
 
  .....
I was convinced that this was the time for selective harvest. No more pickin up small ones and feeding dem till they grow up.  10 percent were the type & the size I'm lookin fur. Forget choosing the ones with the pale color. Just pick those with the dark brown noses. Those are the more mature ones that will grow into super crawlers if fed properly. Any who... I wound up wit another 250 to add to my collection.

For me collecting crawlers is like picking up dimes off the pavement.

 sleazy-422.gif I'll bet if you saw dimes all over the pavement You'd be picken um up too!


Tight Lines Guys!

Lee


crawlers=dimes and dimes=crawlers

[LPS]

I hope you wear good camo when you are sneaking about in the woods pilfering worms....

[Rebel SS]

Reb say man who go into forest to play with worm often gets wood.   

[mike89]

Reb say man who go into forest to play with worm often gets wood.   

 

[Lee Borgersen]

Reb say man who go into forest to play with worm often gets wood.   

Hey Reb,

  Keep your personal experiences to yourself

[Rebel SS]

Just be glad ya didn't say ye were huntin' roosters....  

[Lee Borgersen]

Just be glad ya didn't say ye were huntin' roosters....  

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[Bobberineyes]

Wit most of da hawks now hitting da links, and Quenneville having nuttin better to do, maybe he can hold da bucket for ya Lee.