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Offline delcecchi

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I think it was Jesse Ventura that used to say. "God made a few perfect heads and the rest of them he put hair on."

A friend of mine who has shaved his head for years said that when it starts growing back it is like Velcro and really helps keep his stocking hat on his head in windy weather.  LLL

Ya that’s funny, it does feel like Velcro. I don’t actually shave it with a razor, but I do use the bare blade on the clippers. It’s the shortest you can get it with a clipper.

I keep telling wife I am going to get a buzz.   Last one I had was basic training back in stone age.   Sure felt weird at first, especially in shower. 

Offline LPS

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Back when we were in Junior High and long hair was cool my buddy went in for his starting school haircut.  Of course we all told the barber to not take much off.  Well his oldest brother who was kind of the father figure in the family had already called the barber.  He told him that when Smitty came in to zing his hair right to the scalp.  LLL  Well my buddy Smitty got there and he was proud of his long hair.  The first move the barber made after Smitty told him to not take much off was to zing a patch right down the middle right to his scalp.  Smitty got mad and jumped out of the chair and ran out the door.  He was so mad he started crying.  He wore a stocking cap even on hot days to hide his hair.  I think his brother ended up smoothing it out as good as a novice can with a clippers when it had grown out some. We all felt sorry for him but it was funny as heck.  LLL  Whenever I hear the word Zing I think of my buddy Smitty!

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My Dad would also call ahead to the barber shop when I was a kid and make them zing me good. I finally refused to go when I was about 16, and all my buddies had long hair. When my Dad saw us, or any other "long hair hips" (He thought that was short for "hippies") as he called them, he'd holler out "Good morning girls!" Most of his Navy buddies were the same way..... :rolleyes:

Offline mike89

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those darn squids!!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline delcecchi

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Back when we were in Junior High and long hair was cool my buddy went in for his starting school haircut.  Of course we all told the barber to not take much off.  Well his oldest brother who was kind of the father figure in the family had already called the barber.  He told him that when Smitty came in to zing his hair right to the scalp.  LLL  Well my buddy Smitty got there and he was proud of his long hair.  The first move the barber made after Smitty told him to not take much off was to zing a patch right down the middle right to his scalp.  Smitty got mad and jumped out of the chair and ran out the door.  He was so mad he started crying.  He wore a stocking cap even on hot days to hide his hair.  I think his brother ended up smoothing it out as good as a novice can with a clippers when it had grown out some. We all felt sorry for him but it was funny as heck.  LLL  Whenever I hear the word Zing I think of my buddy Smitty!
saw something similar at the reception station at fort knox.    All the new troops got a haircut.....

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those darn squids!!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

Ya, they just opened the way for you jarheads!!!  :rotflmao:

Offline mike89

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those darn squids!!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :happy1:

Ya, they just opened the way for you jarheads!!!  :rotflmao:

now ya are funny!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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That's what my Dad used to joke back and forth about with his neighbor, a Marine! 
"Ya, we opened up Iwo Jima for ya!"  "Ya, well we put up the flag!"   :bonk:           
« Last Edit: April 04/15/20, 06:59:11 PM by Rebel SS »

Offline mike89

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That's what my Dad used to joke back and forth about with his neighbor, a Marine! 
"Ya, we opened up Iwo Jima for ya!"  "Ya, well we put up the flag!"   :bonk:         

it's all good!!!  got to have lite hearted fun!!!
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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That's what my Dad used to joke back and forth about with his neighbor, a Marine! 
"Ya, we opened up Iwo Jima for ya!"  "Ya, well we put up the flag!"   :bonk:         

it's all good!!!  got to have lite hearted fun!!!



They did! And then the toasting began!    :drinking:
« Last Edit: April 04/15/20, 07:09:55 PM by Rebel SS »

Offline mike89

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 :rotflmao: :happy1: :happy1:

the way it should be!!
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Offline Jerkbiat

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Hi boys. Look what I got when we got home. Feels good. :happy1: the wife, she is a keeper!



Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline LPS

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Chris has your hair always been that short?  Is this your first real zinger?   :rotflmao:  I keep thinking about doing that but not quite there yet..   :happy1: :happy1: :happy1:
« Last Edit: April 04/17/20, 05:17:26 PM by LPS »

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Hi boys. Look what I got when we got home. Feels good. :happy1: the wife, she is a keeper!




you doing hers next!! :scratch: :happy1: :happy1: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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i  like it!!!  :happy1:

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Hi boys. Look what I got when we got home. Feels good. :happy1: the wife, she is a keeper!




Looks good!  👍
Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

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I agree! Looks damn nice JB. What's her number?  :happy1:
Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

Offline delcecchi

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One of these days.....

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she done ya good!!!   :happy1: :happy1:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline Jerkbiat

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Yes Barry, I have kept my hair this short for almost 20 years now. I think of it like grass. If I keep it short it will stay thicker. ;) :rotflmao:
Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline LPS

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Like I said, I am getting the urge to do that. 

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I agree! Looks damn nice JB. What's her number?  :happy1:
:tut: :tut: :tut: getin a bit personnal aren't ya!!!!!! :pouty: :tut: :tut: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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Hi boys. Look what I got when we got home. Feels good. :happy1: the wife, she is a keeper!





Did the exact same thing in the garage yesterday as well. Haven't had a buzz cut since I was 12, which mom did to all the boys every summer! Dang it's chilly without a cap now!  :doah:
Cooking over a open fire is all fun and games until someone losses a wiener!

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Hi boys. Look what I got when we got home. Feels good. :happy1: the wife, she is a keeper!





Did the exact same thing in the garage yesterday as well. Haven't had a buzz cut since I was 12, which mom did to all the boys every summer! Dang it's chilly without a cap now!  :doah:

Maybe yer pointy head just catches more wind..... :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Offline Jerkbiat

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Areodynamic! It is definitely more comfortable when it is warm out.
Hey look your bobber is up!

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 :scratch: So your faster now? ;) :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Life............. what happens while your making other plans. John Lennon

Offline Jerkbiat

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Yep. Easier to catch the wife now. :sleazy:
Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline Rebel SS

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Areodynamic! It is definitely more comfortable when it is warm out.

And ya get better lift, too..... :rotflmao:

Offline Bobberineyes

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looks good jb  :happy1: I'm up to bat today, gonna look like it snowed in the gerage..  :pouty: