2015 Official MNO Fishing Challenge Contestant's Smackdown thread.

[The General]

TGO funny you say that.  I suggested that same concept of putting DDS and Lee on the same team.  They were dead set against it.  i mean I can understand Lee not wanting DDS, but I'm not sure why DDS didn't want Lee.  Probably cause Lee would have Borgie smack the excuses out of his mouth.

[greatoutdoors]

Well General,
The rumor going around Ely the past 3-4 years, is that Lee had promised to pay DDS to catch some fish for him.   
When it came time to cough up the cash, Lee disappeared faster than David Copperfield can make an Army tank go away! 
I'd really like to see a Boar vs. DDS side bet!   
But with the lack of fishing skill they both have, it'd probably have to be decided by seeing who could darn a pair of sox faster. 

[Lee Borgersen]

            Smackdown Pop Quiz Time


1. Person that has not yet signed up for this years challenge.

2. Someone that once held the title (king of smack).

3. Person that has the nickname: (now you see it and now you don't.)

4. Person that coulda been.... woulda been..shoulda been...but didn't make it in the end.

5. Person that demands no less than 100% from his team mates.


6. Who is this famous man that for now hath forsaken his fellow challenge members?

7. Is he fact or is he fiction?

[corny13]

My guess is the guy that drinks Swill (Coorslight) and still can't catch a  trophy ROCKBASS!!!!  I forget his name???? but he does still once in a while post on the SMACK DOWN...

[The General]

My guess is the guy that drinks Swill (Coorslight) and still can't catch a  trophy ROCKBASS!!!!  I forget his name???? but he does still once in a while post on the SMACK DOWN...

Says the guy who got scared this year since he heard the general was going put a pinky worth of skill and win the rock bass challenge.  So he closed it up to only people in the fishing challenge.  But I wouldn't expect anything less from a guy who drinks miller lite.....chicken $h&t in a can

[The General]

Demands no less than 100% from his teammates.  I love that one.  Try more like....Demands at least a half assed effort from his teammates. 

[Lee Borgersen]

Demands no less than 100% from his teammates.  I love that one.  Try more like....Demands at least a half assed effort from his teammates.

   

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[The General]

Lee your women's intuition is way off.  Must be your time of the month.

[Lee Borgersen]

For those that may have decided that this years 2015 fishing challenge may not be for you it's OK!

Sitting on the sidelines and watching your friends competing with it's fellow MNO'ers may be your bag. The stress, pressure & pride involved can take it's toll on ones mental & physical well being.


Let's face it. As if the grueling competition that takes place on the leader board isn't enough that's just the start of it. There's taking those  of your trophy catches. One error and it could be the end of the world. Forgetting to have that designate item in your photo could be instant death for you and your team. I won't even mention the measuring devices!

After facing all of that, You have to face MNO the judges. They are one bunch! They make judge Judy look like Marry Poppins. The training those guys have to go through is grueling.

Last but not least comes the smackdown thread. This is no place for those with a weak heart. It can bring you sorrow, grief ,shame and pain. In all honesty depending on each individual it could also work in reverse. It can offer you a place of adventure, anticipation, excitement, cleverness and an additional place to compete.

If you have decided to take a break from this years competition as I had mentioned before it's OK! 

Don't you think for one moment that we would cast you aside as a forgotten has-been if you choose you not to join up this year. As a matter a fact after putting our heads together here: We'll, we would like to offer you something that would help you to keep your mind off of all the enjoyment and fun of the challenge.



We recommend that you sign up here for a new and exciting adventure this season.

                         

[glenn57]

Lee, I said it before.......there afraid of getting teamed up with Boar!!!!!! after last year I know it scares the bejesus outta me!!!!!!

[corny13]

   the General and his troups can sign up Lee for a MNO mile....great Idea!....but how to get them from leaving more Coor's Light cans than they pick up??????    Or picking up a pee bottle thinkn its a Rocky Mt. Pilsner???   

[The General]

Corny the only problem my crew and me would have is the big pile up of cars from all the ladies.  Women want us and guys want to be us.  Especially the ones in the fishing challenge.  It would end up just leaving a bigger mess. 

[greatoutdoors]

I'm seeing a lot of disrespecting and name calling going on in the smack down forum, but we can end all that right now. 
The General is a chicken for not signing up for the Challenge! 
I'm a chicken for not giving Boar another thrashing in a side bet! 
The solution for this is to team up TGO & The General   (aka, "The Chicken Brothers") on a two man team, giving the three man teams a big advantage!! 
Bring it on, let's see who's Chicken now!!! 
Puck, puck, puck!!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Lee Borgersen]

There he goes again trying to reinvent the wheel. A round wheel rolls better than a square wheel but, you'll never understand that! It just figures.... who else would come up with a chicken   idea like that? What da cluck were you thinkin bout 
 
Now get back to the end of the line where you belong! You's chickens seem to forget the pecking order around here. Well! at least one of you chickens signed up for the challenge.
 

[greatoutdoors]

There he goes again trying to reinvent the wheel. A round wheel rolls better than a square wheel but, you'll never understand that! It just figures.... who else would come up with a chicken   idea like that? What da cluck were you thinkin bout 
 
Now get back to the end of the line where you belong! You's chickens seem to forget the pecking order around here. Well! at least one of you chickens signed up for the challenge.

Hahahahaha, Colonel Sanders has spoken!!! 
It seems that the "Chicken Brothers" have gotten under his chicken skin!! 
Looks like the "Chicken Brothers" are the only REAL MEN in the area!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[glenn57]

Corny the only problem my crew and me would have is the big pile up of cars from all the ladies.  Women want us and guys want to be us.  Especially the ones in the fishing challenge.  It would end up just leaving a bigger mess.

not really!!!!!!!!!!!!! I do just fine on my own!!!!!!!!

[Lee Borgersen]

  .......
"Whom would profess to be that which he is not" Therefore I congratulate the Chicken Brothers for "coming out of the closet". It is refreshing to hear some give an honest assessment of themselves. I see no further call to publicly humiliate the Chicken Brothers. Let them continue to wallow in their own new found bond of chickenisums.

Congratulations to the newly established team of Chicken & Chicken. So let it be known throughout the land that from this day forth that The Chicken Brothers have conjoined in a true partnership.

[glenn57]

.......
"Whom would profess to be that which he is not" Therefore I congratulate the Chicken Brothers for "coming out of the closet". It is refreshing to hear some give an honest assessment of themselves. I see no further call to publicly humiliate the Chicken Brothers. Let them continue to wallow in their own new found bond of chickenisums.

Congratulations to the newly established team of Chicken & Chicken. So let it be known throughout the land that from this day forth that The Chicken Brothers have conjoined in a true partnership.

AMEN............can I have an AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[corny13]

Cooper's Hawk plucking a chicken!

[greatoutdoors]

.......
"Whom would profess to be that which he is not" Therefore I congratulate the Chicken Brothers for "coming out of the closet". It is refreshing to hear some give an honest assessment of themselves. I see no further call to publicly humiliate the Chicken Brothers. Let them continue to wallow in their own new found bond of chickenisums.

Congratulations to the newly established team of Chicken & Chicken. So let it be known throughout the land that from this day forth that The Chicken Brothers have conjoined in a true partnership.

Looks to me that the "Chicken Brothers" have made a few forum members, very nervous! 
I can see where the drops of sweat from Lee's brow landed on his previous post. 
It's surprising that Lee could type with those trembling hands, fearful that the "Chicken Brothers" could merge and destroy any small chance of him finishing any better than fourth or fifth place in the 2015 Challenge! 
Hahahahahahahahahaha!!   

[Lee Borgersen]

  .....
In an effort to celebrate the bonding of the new relationship between The Chicken Brothers greatoutdoors has done some community organizing in Ely. He asked The General to appear as the guest speaker to help fire up the Ely crowd  Unfortunately The General was to embarrassed to show up at the Ely senior citizen center. So there stood greatoutdoors with egg on his face.

Being a quick thinker greatoutdoors new he could keep the local crowd fired up with some favorite Ely tunes. To be honest the guy sure knows his stuff as you can see  ....................
 

[The General]

Now that's funny TGO.  You do have them all scared.  I'm really going to hate to see them after a few hours.  The mention of us on a team and the fun we would have.  However not to be, but wait there is a surprise coming.  In the words of the great one.......If you smelllllllllllllllllllll what HD's got cookin!

[The General]

            Smackdown Pop Quiz Time


1. Person that has not yet signed up for this years challenge.

2. Someone that once held the title (king of smack).

3. Person that has the nickname: (now you see it and now you don't.)

4. Person that coulda been.... woulda been..shoulda been...but didn't make it in the end.

5. Person that demands no less than 100% from his team mates.


6. Who is this famous man that for now hath forsaken his fellow challenge members?

7. Is he fact or is he fiction?

Here is Stuttering Lee in person giving his list of numbers and what I think of them.

[greatoutdoors]

Now that's funny TGO.  You do have them all scared.  I'm really going to hate to see them after a few hours.  The mention of us on a team and the fun we would have.  However not to be, but wait there is a surprise coming.  In the words of the great one.......If you smelllllllllllllllllllll what HD's got cookin!

You got that right General, the group is so scared that we even managed to silence Boar & DDS, then we have Lee babbling incoherently. 
Of course, since we're talking about catching fish, they have absolutely nothing to add to the conversation!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[Boar]

Team chicken little and chicken little'r  such a good story. The sky is falling. I caughta fish. Heres my picture. Wait i dont have a picture. I did catch a fish tho. Really? YAWN! SAME OLD STORY the sky is falling. Team chicken little.

[Lee Borgersen]

#18 Deadeye has just signed up for the 2015 Fishing Challenge. I'm sure he'll be a hot commodity to have on someone's team.

[glenn57]

#18 Deadeye has just signed up for the 2015 Fishing Challenge. I'm sure he'll be a hot commodity to have on someone's team.

one less chance I get stuck with some chump that cant control his truck keys!!!!!!

[corny13]

WHy did the Chicken cross the road??? or both of them???

ANswers:

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with his problems on "THIS" side of the road before it goes after his problems on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT" problems before adding "NEW" problems.

 OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

 COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road ..

 ANDERSON COOPER - CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed access to the other side of the road.

 JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it. It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. Probably.

 NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes, and in the way he walks.

 PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

 MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me what direction that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

 DR SEUSS: Did the chicken - cross the road? Did he cross it - with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road - but why it crossed - I've not been told!

 ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain. Alone.

 JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken is gay! Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the "other side." That's why they call it, the "other side." Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like "the other side." That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

 GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

 BARBARA WALTERS: In a few moments, we will be listening for the first time,that same chicken tell us, in its own words, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

 JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens .... It's easy, if you try ..... Crossing roads, together .... Hoping not to die ..... Imagine all, the chickens .... Crossing, roads, in peace ....

 ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

 BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2000, Millennium Edition, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is a integral part of eChicken. This new platform is much more stable and will never cras ... #@&&^(!

 ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

 BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

 AL GORE: I invented the chicken!

 COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

 DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?   

[greatoutdoors]

WHy did the Chicken cross the road??? or both of them???

The "Chicken Brothers" crossed the road to kick some Boar Butt, any questions, Sonny Boy??? 
That's what I thought!!! 
The Forum lives in total fear of the "Chicken Brothers," and I can't say I blame them!! 
OH YEAH, BABEE!!! 

[glenn57]

fear you two bumbling doofuses. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!