Just funnies.....

[glenn57]

  think shadow eats that daily  sheez!!!!!!!!

[mike89]

may as well toss in some hot dogs too!!   my English bulldog could clean a room too!!   

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[Steve-o]

Drill Sergeant Struggling To Communicate That New Recruits Are, In Fact, The Worst He’s Ever Seen



FORT JACKSON, SC— Expressing frustration at his inability to accurately describe his assessment of his current trainees, sources confirmed Tuesday that a drill sergeant was struggling to communicate that his new recruits were, in fact, the worst he’s ever seen.

“You’re the lowliest pack of maggots that I ever laid eyes on, and I’m not being facetious or in any way hyperbolic when I say that,” said Sergeant James Barber, wondering if he should draw some kind of graph as a visual aid to help his recruits recognize that he wasn’t simply attempting to rouse them to work harder. “I know I’m shouting at the top of my lungs right now, but it’s just because I want to be clear that, on an objective scale, you are the least-capable bunch of recruits that has come through this facility. When I say ‘worst,’ that isn’t just a turn of phrase, I want to really drive that point home, you’re not great. You all make me sick, and again, that is literal, I’m nauseous and need to sit down for a minute.”

At press time, the drill sergeant wondered whether there was some kind of homophobic slur he could use to describe the new recruits.

TheOnion   

[Leech~~]

Drill Sergeant Struggling To Communicate That New Recruits Are, In Fact, The Worst He’s Ever Seen



FORT JACKSON, SC— Expressing frustration at his inability to accurately describe his assessment of his current trainees, sources confirmed Tuesday that a drill sergeant was struggling to communicate that his new recruits were, in fact, the worst he’s ever seen.

“You’re the lowliest pack of maggots that I ever laid eyes on, and I’m not being facetious or in any way hyperbolic when I say that,” said Sergeant James Barber, wondering if he should draw some kind of graph as a visual aid to help his recruits recognize that he wasn’t simply attempting to rouse them to work harder. “I know I’m shouting at the top of my lungs right now, but it’s just because I want to be clear that, on an objective scale, you are the least-capable bunch of recruits that has come through this facility. When I say ‘worst,’ that isn’t just a turn of phrase, I want to really drive that point home, you’re not great. You all make me sick, and again, that is literal, I’m nauseous and need to sit down for a minute.”

At press time, the drill sergeant wondered whether there was some kind of homophobic slur he could use to describe the new recruits.

TheOnion   

Wait-for-it Serg, your going to get some letters from their mommies and the LBGTQ community for your mean bully words!      

[Bobberineyes]

Yep, good thing we have tougher women in the forces to fill the voids..

[LPS]

So Leech is that an actual news thing or something someone conjured up?  I can absolutely believe it though.  Especially about everyone worried about every thing he says trying to make these boys a man. 

[Leech~~]

Well, maybe he just needs to stop creeping around after midnight!   

[glenn57]

 

[mike89]

sad but true!!   

[Jerkbiat]

X2

[Dotch]

 

[Jerkbiat]

Yup.   

[mike89]

 

[LPS]

Isn't that the truth. 

[Steve-o]

[mike89]

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[glenn57]

 

[Dotch]

Jack worked for Jimmy Page...

[Dotch]

 

[mike89]

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[LPS]

 

[glenn57]

 

you guys laughing......i know you watched her special the other nite...........dont lie!!!!!!!!!!

[mike89]

you guys laughing......i know you watched her special the other nite...........dont lie!!!!!!!!!!

good lord no way!!! 

[Dotch]

Too busy watching Hallmark for that...

[Gunner55]

 

Too busy watching  Hallmark for that...

Bet glenn was too!!

[glenn57]

Too busy watching  Hallmark for that...

Bet glenn was too!!

bet Glenn wasnt!!!!!!!!!

[Leech~~]

So Leech is that an actual news thing or something someone conjured up?  I can absolutely believe it though.  Especially about everyone worried about every thing he says trying to make these boys a man.

Ask Steve-o I didn't post it just replied.