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Author Topic: Just funnies.....  (Read 352113 times)

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Ha

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Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

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:scratch: Remi?? :rolleyes:
Remi tells me he's saving some urine fer yer leg... ;) :rotflmao:

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Will eventually be a waste of a pretty girl.

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This is not a parody, this is a documentary.   ;)

Husband, Wife Caught In Infinite Loop Of Shouting 'WHAT?!' Back And Forth Across The House

HEATH, OH — Tragically, a local husband and wife became trapped in an infinite loop last week when they began shouting "WHAT?" repeatedly from across the house.

The incident reportedly began when Mark Andrews, a local pharmacist, attempted to ask his wife a question while she was in the kitchen and he was in the master bedroom.

"Honey, I can't find my socks," Mark called out while getting ready for work. "Where are my socks?"

Sheila Andrews, who was busy cleaning at the time, allegedly did not have time for this.

"WHAT?" she yelled back.

"WHAT?"

"WHAT?"

"WHAT?"

The local community only learned there was a problem when Mark didn't show up for work. His manager reached out to him over the phone and was dismayed to learn yet another employee had become trapped in an endless loop.

"Just walk over there and talk to your wife," Mark's boss implored.

"If she thinks I'm going to walk all the way over there just to talk to her, she's got another thing coming!" Mark retorted. "It's not like I'm not busy too! I can't be walking across the house all the time!"

According to sources, there hasn't been a case this bad since 1987 when a couple starved to death while being unable to hear what the other wanted to have for dinner. Experts recommend having children so that they can intervene and quickly pass along what the other parent is saying to stave off any potential infinite loop.

At publishing time, neither party gave in to walk across the house and hear what the other was trying to say. Their story has become an urban legend in the community. Some even believe that — on a still and moonless night — if you really listen hard, you can still hear them shouting "WHAT?" even to this day.



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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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I found Dotchs rider on the internet.  :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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oh boy!!
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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I have a wide selection of models to choose from... :nerd:
Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

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I have a wide selection of models to choose from... :nerd:
This.  :coffee:


(It never gets old)   :sleazy:

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oh boy!!  baaa haha!!
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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Some one sent this to me   :rotflmao: I'm certain it's not why I'm going hairless.  :sleazy:
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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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 :happy1: :rotflmao: another famous qoute from my idol!! :rolleyes:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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My life motto!  :happy1:
"I hope we have once again reminded people, that man is not free unless government is limited. There's a clear cause and effect here that is as neat and predictable as a law of physics: as government expands, liberty contracts." ~Ronald Reagan