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Offline mike89

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:scratch: :doah: i think my wife needs a turbo boost in the stool softner dept.........anyone ever use prune juice to get'er flowing??????

she is using the stool softners !!!!!!!!

talk to Barry!!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Warm prune juice. Lots of it. What i used after my surgery
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You can try this tea.  Can't guarentee that it will work, but it won't hurt.  Should be able to get it at Target or Walgreens or some grocery stores carry it.  Maybe call first.


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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: I stock that stuff on the shelf! :sleazy:
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If you really need a power shot take a shot or two of Milk of Magnesia!  That will clean you out in minutes.  Don't take a road trip after taking this.  It really works.  I was so plugged up after a surgery that is was worse than the surgery pain.  FINALLY the wife said try this.  May have saved my life..    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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OMG! I remember my parents giving us that stuff when I was a kid, like 4 or 5 years old. Not sure why but that might've been it. I don't know what it tastes like now but it was just awful then. Ick!  :puke:
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If you really need a power shot take a shot or two of Milk of Magnesia!  That will clean you out in minutes.  Don't take a road trip after taking this.  It really works.  I was so plugged up after a surgery that is was worse than the surgery pain.  FINALLY the wife said try this.  May have saved my life..    :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

naw if all else fails they will give ya an enama....   just sayin......
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Milk of Magnesia is like liquid chalk.  Down it like a shot of tequila and don't think about it.  LOL

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  i guess the stool softners starting working. i havent looked in the upstairs bathroom yet.......sure hope the stool doesnt look like the one dotch posted of boobers toilet!!!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Speaking of that, I wonder how boober's therapy sessions have been going?  :scratch:
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Milk of Magnesia is like liquid chalk.  Down it like a shot of tequila and don't think about it.  LOL

That's how I did the gallon of liquid plumber they give you before a colonoscopy. My talents doing shots proved to be invaluable. Otherwise that stuff was like bad pu$$y with a lemon aftertaste... :doah:
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Milk of Magnesia is like liquid chalk.  Down it like a shot of tequila and don't think about it.  LOL

That's how I did the gallon of liquid plumber they give you before a colonoscopy. My talents doing shots proved to be invaluable. Otherwise that stuff was like bad pu$$y with a lemon aftertaste... :doah:

I don't want to know how you know that.   :puke:

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I see Mayo has dropped the mask mandate now too!!!    :happy1:
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Yeah!!! I need to go down there this summer.
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 :happy1: :happy1: then i'm guessing the U of M did to....iffin we ever get the go ahead to get my wifes hip fixed!!!!!!! :bonk: :bonk:
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yea now the VA has to catch up too.... 
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yea now the VA has to catch up too....
my brothers daughter is a nurse at the st cloud VA........she didnt have high hopes that was going to happen soon......... thats what she told me sunday when we were visiting mom!!!!
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This whole COVID thing appears to be coming apart at the seams. My buddy who was pretty adamant about people wearing masks, social distancing, getting shots, etc., just came down with COVID for the 2nd time after having had 5 COVID shots.  :scratch: 
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This whole COVID thing appears to be coming apart at the seams. My buddy who was pretty adamant about people wearing masks, social distancing, getting shots, etc., just came down with COVID for the 2nd time after having had 5 COVID shots.  :scratch:
so........just how sick is he with this covid???????? i've always been curious what symptoms these people have??????/
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Talked to him yesterday. Said it felt like he had a mild case of the flu. Hasn't lost the sense of taste & smell yet that I'm aware of. Last summer when he had it, he claimed it was more like a bad cold. Said they'd given him some drugs this time around that seemed to be helping. Must've been. He laughed at all my stupid jokes! Doctor Dotch's recommendation: Lots of rest, VSOP & cocoa.
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yea now the VA has to catch up too....
my brothers daughter is a nurse at the st cloud VA........she didnt have high hopes that was going to happen soon......... thats what she told me sunday when we were visiting mom!!!!


no surprise there...   
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This whole COVID thing appears to be coming apart at the seams. My buddy who was pretty adamant about people wearing masks, social distancing, getting shots, etc., just came down with COVID for the 2nd time after having had 5 COVID shots.  :scratch:
Ya, there have been plenty of news articles out for the last 6-8 months that show those that have the boosters are the ones getting the Rona.
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 :happybounce: :dancinred: :rocker; :blues brothers: :happybounce: :rotflmao: hot friggin diggity dogg......... Sue was cleared for surgery. she'll call the surgeons office tomorrow morning. she will also need to do another pre-op appt......per medicare and insurance requirements.  there  going to up her iron doses the last 2 rounds to!!!!!!

it pays to a persistent PITA!!!!!!!! :happy1: :evil: :smoking: :sleazy:
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good to hear!!!   I remember my wife had to take the iron pills too...   don't think any thing else!!!    pester the day lights out of them!!! 
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Cool beans Glenn!!  :happy1:
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Good deal! You'd think after all those years chewing yer assets, her iron levels would be fine... :scratch:
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we did get a bit of sucky news....... :doah: she got scheduled for surgery.......but its not till May 25th.  :bonk: :bonk: guess the surgeons gonna be out of town for 2 weeks in may........damn them and all there time off!!!!!! :doah: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

they did put her on a list in the event of a cancelation.
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at least she is on the list again!!!    :happy1: :happy1:
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at least she is on the list again!!!    :happy1: :happy1:
:happy1: yea there is that. but damn its frustrating...........for both of us. she's pretty damn independent and not being able to drive is driving us both nutz.......i most certainly dont mind helping out......but having to do everything for the most part is getting old......especially since LPS said summer/spring is just around the corner.  :rotflmao: i tend to spend alot of time outside!!!!!
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He must have joined the surgeons union.
Hope it can happen sooner for both of your sakes.