2009 MNO Smack Down

[Fawkinnae]

What?.......sorry, I was looking at Marsha again......what were you saying?

There will always be folks like you Hunter. They never pay attention to detail because of distractions. That's why I've decided to devote a section in my books to those that always get distracted by focusing on fantasizing as you do from time to time.
 
I will be including some fishing photos of  Marsha's daughters Two Sweet & Biggons.

Customers of yours Lee? I want to live in your world.

As far as "new innovative advanced techniques" - what - did you upgrade your 202 to a 404? Nothing like that increased line capacity.

[Bobby Bass]

 And you wonder why people come to fish at the Lodge! with our dock and boat girls.

[kenhuntin]

you forgot about the daughter with the drinking problem that Marsha does no longer speak of

[Lee Borgersen]

Rumor has it that Marsha (from da marsh) and her daughters will be at The Fishing Challenge Awards Banquet to escort the winning team members up to the stage. I know the news will be a big motivator to Doug and a few others. To me it won't matter because my team will be strictly focused on catching fish.  Disclaimer: That's unless Doug winds up on my team since he'll be focused on the babes. 

[Bobby Bass]

Well lets get this party started! the #1 Judge Hunterdown has entered the Challenge.    I hope this years bribes will be better then lasts years attempts! He has already refused my offer of oreo cookies and wants Girl Scout thin mints.... I wonder if there will be a Hunters Challenge again?

Maybe even a get to gether...On his private pond..Of course you will have to bring your own fish  :fishing2:

[Lee Borgersen]

Well lets get this party started! the #1 Judge Hunterdown has entered the Challenge.    I hope this years bribes will be better then lasts years attempts! He has already refused my offer of oreo cookies and wants Girl Scout thin mints.... I wonder if there will be a Hunters Challenge again?

Maybe even a get to gether...On his private pond..Of course you will have to bring your own fish  :fishing2:

I for one refuse to stoop so low as to engage in any attempts of bribery or any other types of trickery to influence Hunterdown in his decision making during The Challenge.
It matters not to me if he is:

The fairest
Most intelligent
Generous
Handsome
Brilliant
World renowned
Distinguished
Athletic
Fashionable
Famous
Bravest
powerful
Trustworthy
Icon
Genius
Skillful
Strongest
Worshiped
Understanding
Wholesome
Talented
Idolized
Friendly
Ambitious
Toughest
Courageous
Humble

Sharing person on the planet. 

PS. I forgot good ole boy

[kenhuntin]

Not a bad game plan Lee. Because if you cross old Hunterdown wrong I believe he will hit you hard right straight on the jaw. I wish there were more good ole boys like him around. Dang it now I am guilty of sucking up!

[Lee Borgersen]

Not a bad game plan Lee. Because if you cross old Hunterdown wrong I believe he will hit you hard right straight on the jaw. I wish there were more good ole boys like him around. Dang it now I am guilty of sucking up!

Thanks for the heads up. I just went back and added "good ole boy" to my list.
It must have been a mental laps on my part.

[GirlGuide]

you forgot about the daughter with the drinking problem that Marsha does no longer speak of

MY HUNTER #1 Judge?  Well, why didn't you say something!!! I guess I should probably send him some of my home made cookies, they put the girlscout cookies to shame!!  And I'm not suckin' up AT ALL!! (I make some really awesome home made wild rice soup too!!) Hunter and I are just really super duper great friends and I just think I should let him know how much I really, really appreciate his friendship and he works so hard around here...and he could just really use a pat on the back, and a nice treat, AND he should be recognized for EVERYTHING he has been doing around here, He works so hard!!  ....and I for one just want to let him know how important, special, kind, sweet, and generous he is.  Somebody should really do something nice for him, and since none of you are really stepping up to the plate, I might as well be the one to let him know that he is appreciated... since none of you guy's are going to do it!! 

Oh and one more thing....just to let you know, my brother MNFirefighter signed up for the contest, (don't need to worry there, he doesn't know how to catch fish yet, I'm still schoolin' him on that, lol!) and also my husband (GhostRider) ...and yes there's a story behind that name, but I'm not going to elaborate on that one quite yet!)  Well he signed up for the contest also, and yes, he does actually know how to catch fish!!  I taught him well!! LMAO, he' gonna kill me for that one! 


Oh and I sure wish you guy's would quit plastering my picture all over the place!!  Everyone's going to figure out that I really DO know how to fish!! 

~gg

[HD]

 

[GirlGuide]

LOL, Yes you are definately going to need those sh*t kickers to try and walk through all of the crap Lee has been putting out there for you!!  Talk about a total SUCK UP!!  Good thinkin' Hunter!!  ....I've always appreciated your intelligence!! Such a smart guy!! 

~gg 

[Bobby Bass]

[quote

The fairest
Most intelligent
Generous
Handsome
Brilliant
World renowned
Distinguished
Athletic
Fashionable
Famous
Bravest
powerful
Trustworthy
Icon
Genius
Skillful
Strongest
Worshiped
Understanding
Wholesome
Talented
Idolized
Friendly
Ambitious
Toughest
Courageous
Humble
good ole boy


[/quote] Sounds a lot like my dog Bud! 

[Bobby Bass]

2009 M-N-O Fishing Challenge Sponsor..

[HD]

Well, this year I hope you guys and gals read the rules......... 
Some of you had some really nice fish that had to be disqualified for lack of the staple item, poor photography or a crappy measuring stick....I won't mention any names...... 

Some of you bragged up some big fish, but came up short (so much for stock ponds eh?)

And, some of you had your husbands catch fish for ya, but they only caught one, so now you gotta recruit your brother?

But, like I said...I ain't gonna mention any names...you know who you are.... 

So, for you to get the credit you deserve, and make it easy on me, please do the best you can to take clear photo's. We got some really great prizes on the line, and more teams to judge.

I just want to be as fair as possible, and hope you enjoy the challenge!

Hunter
Da Judge

[Cody Gruchow]

just buying my time

[The General]

Well I had those three girls you all posted help me put the portable up on the top shelf.  It kind of reminded me of the naked gun when Leslie says, "nice beaver".  I watched them struggle while drinking some cold Coors Light.  I went out with one last big event with catching 30 crappies and 17 sunnies this past Saturday.  The little one caught all but 2 fish.  She was busy eating gummy bears and decided I could reel those in.  Now time for the challenge. 

Lee, Bobby, and Doug.  I hope you all get on the same team so (if god willing HD gets on my team) and we can shut you up for good.  BB couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker, Lee couldn't catch a cold, and Doug couldn't catch Florence Emily Baldwin on his best day.  Take that you criminals.

[Woody]

I don't know who Florence Emily Baldwin is, but that is some funny stuff! 

[The General]

Jeff i see a google search is needed.

[Woody]

You are correct sir! 

[The General]

GG..........I worry beating me like I worry about the sun coming up tomorrow.  When it comes to putting the Smack Down on her I'll let others handle my light work.   

[Woody]

For the most part, I invision GG sitting in the boat.  Wine cooler at her side, fishing pole resting on the floor as she holds up her hand admiring the purdy colors radiating from her wedding ring as the sun shines on it.   

[The General]

Anyone want to see Bobby Bass starring in his own home video?  Check it out

http://crass.on.ru/flash/aaa-1.html

I really like when his Hamms beer gets the smack down put on it.

[Woody]

 

[Lee Borgersen]

Well I had those three girls you all posted help me put the portable up on the top shelf.  It kind of reminded me of the naked gun when Leslie says, "nice beaver".  I watched them struggle while drinking some cold Coors Light.  I went out with one last big event with catching 30 crappies and 17 sunnies this past Saturday.  The little one caught all but 2 fish.  She was busy eating gummy bears and decided I could reel those in.  Now time for the challenge. 

Lee, Bobby, and Doug.  I hope you all get on the same team so (if god willing HD gets on my team) and we can shut you up for good.  BB couldn't catch crabs from a $10 hooker, Lee couldn't catch a cold, and Doug couldn't catch Florence Emily Baldwin on his best day.  Take that you criminals.



General,

Are you sure you don't write for the New York Times with all those pithy comments. It's obvious that you have an agenda with all your bloviating. If you wish to opine, save it for Oct 31st when your team once again finishes near the bottom of the pack.

Seriously, everyone can see that you can only dream of getting on a team with even one of the aforementioned competitors in order for you to redeem yourself after last years poor performance.

Just for the record my team may be named The Fox News Team because we will be #1 with a reputation for being fair and ballanced.

I've got to go now because Bill O' Riley is coming on at 10:00 pm.

[The General]

Dang Lee i expected so much more from you........if that's the best come back you have you might as well  .  I know BB won't let me down (The General still remembers the fishing mobile).  I'm sure Doug will also have something to make me laugh as well.

[Fawkinnae]

Who put a nickel in the General?
First Ronald McDonald and now this.

[Woody]

Who put a nickel in the General?
First Ronald McDonald and now this.

   I think he was playing "quarters" and swallowed one!   

[Jdrummer]

Next time i come in here i will be wearing my chest waiters!

[Dan R.]

Next time i come in here i will be wearing my chest waiters!

Your right about that JD  i thought hip boots were enough WRONG 

[Lee Borgersen]

Dang Lee i expected so much more from you........if that's the best come back you have you might as well  .  I know BB won't let me down (The General still remembers the fishing mobile).  I'm sure Doug will also have something to make me laugh as well.