What's on the grill, folks?

[Rebel SS]

My wife bought ours right after we were married! Ya don't 'spose RH has the same ones??!? (Twilight zone music)

[Bobberineyes]

Back to normal round here. Soon to be flame mignons with baked  taters and some leftover lefse.

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[Rebel SS]

HOLY CRIPES you guys eat good!!!  Hey Easy, ya see how these guys eat around here??!!   

[Easy]

Living like kings.  Check the news for missing cows.   

[Easy]

I thought so.  Check those steaks for the letter "E" on top of a "Z".  That didn't come from being on the grill:

"...Bohannon said one 5 year-old Charolais bull, 10 head of 3-8 year-old Corriente cattle, nine head of 3-8 year-old black cows and five 500 lbs. black yearling heifers or steers are missing or stolen in this case.

Each head of livestock are branded with an “E” on top of a “Z,” behind their right shoulder.

Bohannon and authorities have searched extensively in the area for the cattle, however have been unable to retrieve any of them thus far. Bohannon said he assumes the cattle have been stolen since they have been unable to find any of the missing livestock.

Anyone with further information regarding this case should contact TSCRA’s Operation Cow Thief hotline at 888-830-2333 or call Bohannon at 806-789-9476 or Dempsey at 806-356-6101. A cash reward of $3,000 may be paid to individuals who can provide useful information leading to the arrest and indictment of suspect(s). Individuals reporting information may choose to remain anonymous..."

[Dotch]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Dilbert and Delbert breathe a huge sigh of relief...


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[Easy]

Perish the thought.

Morning Dilbert and Delbert.  You are two fine looking sheep.  He'll be out with breakfast soon.   

   

[Rebel SS]

Dil and Del, hello.  Maybe he'll name two others Dagmar and Dagwood, being he's into cars and food.  Dagmars were those big pointy things on the front of 50's cars that were to resemble boobs like Jane or Marilyn had, and Dagwood is that stacked sandwich he's always walking around with in his hand.  Just beware if he starts talking about his "soused up verde thing". Run like hell. 

[Dotch]

Funny you should mention that food bidet. One of the reasons we named the one Delbert is it likes to float turds (or is it terds?) in the water bucket! 

[Rebel SS]

Huh! Playing Battleship game?     Fire salvo one!!! *splish splash*   

[Easy]

Oh, bad form Delbert.  Don't pooh where you drink.  And don't be like Kevin the Goat in this video.

http://i.imgur.com/VHbmLuo.gifv

[delcecchi]

Gee, it's a good thing I don't take stuff personally.... 

[Dotch]

Bad boy kevin! Forgot all about them dagmars...

A little music to grill by for later. 

[Easy]

Gramma?  That's my Nana!  What the hell?

Seriously though, I'm a big fan of big band and babes.

[Bobberineyes]

Well thought I would do up a a belly a couple weeks ago. The problem was I thought I could find up some tender quick the day I was doing the dry brine and couldn't.  So I found up a recipe online that contained #1 cure instead. Got the belly all rubbed up with brown sugar, pepper, some honey garlic rub and cure. After 2 hrs of cold smoke I then got the grill to around 150 and smoked for another 3 hrs. It tasted pretty good although it had no salt taste. So now I had a little sea salt when frying. Live and learn I guess. 

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[Bobberineyes]

Trying again

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[Rebel SS]

   Ah god...ahhh ahhhhh.......................

[Boar]

Perish the thought.

Morning Dilbert and Delbert.  You are two fine looking sheep.  He'll be out with breakfast soon.   

 

lmao! easy is hittin on the sheep, I thought that was rebs territoryLMAO!

[Rebel SS]

Perish the thought.

Morning Dilbert and Delbert.  You are two fine looking sheep.  He'll be out with breakfast soon.   

 

lmao! easy is hittin on the sheep, I thought that was rebs territoryLMAO!

Why you.....%$#%#!cc

[Rebel SS]

Her name is Dolly. Easy told me. 

HEY! Back to boobers luscious bacon!   

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[Dotch]

Boober's makin' bacon? Does Mrs. Boober know? Geez that looks good! 😎

[dakids]

Smoking up a beaver leg.  Soaked in a salt and brown sugar brine over night.  A mesquite rub, and hickory smoke.




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[Bobberineyes]

Nice!!  Can't say I've had that on the "grill".

[Rebel SS]

Seriously?! That's a beaver leg??!

[dakids]

Seriously?! That's a beaver leg??!

Yes it is.  It was a 48 pounder.  The legs I took off of the 68 pounder looked like a small ham.

[Rebel SS]

68 lb'er??!?!??!?! Whaddya catch them with, a backhoe???!!

[dakids]

I used a snare under the ice on a poplar branch.

[dakids]

While fishing on a lake that ive trapped in the past I saw a beaver that will easily go over 80 pounds.  I swam right next to the canoe and she was the biggest beaver i have ever seen.

[Rebel SS]

Good gawd!! What are they eating, Hi-pro Aspens?!  I'd like to see a pic of that when it's done, please....

[HD]

While fishing on a lake that ive trapped in the past I saw a beaver that will easily go over 80 pounds.  I swam right next to the canoe and she was the biggest beaver i have ever seen.

I'm confused. ...were you looking up as you swam by? And she was standing on the seats of the canoe? Need some clarification here....