Just funnies.....

[LPS]

And that was pretty state of the art too. 

[Dotch]

I still drive stuff that looks like that! 

[LPS]

I love my ol 94 F150.  The only options are power steering and an aftermarket am fm radio and 4wd.  Not much to go wrong.  No ac neither. 

[Dotch]

My '07 Dodge 2500 has standard creature comforts including am-fm & AC. The 4 wheel drive is still engaged with a lever on the floor. When I drive the wife's Fusion I have a helluva time. A lot of it is touchscreen contolled. It is cramped for me. I always bump the windshield wiper lever trying to stick the keys in it & catch hell. When driving I have to ask her to put the defroster on because she's more concerned about running the heater full blast which fogs the windshield up when it's cold. I still have no idea what to push to make that happen. I drive my Studebaker more miles in a year than I do her car. I'll take the roominess & simplicity of cars in that era any day. Plus if I accidentally leave the keys in it, no one will steal it with 3 on the tree & OD. 

[mike89]

when I first started driving it 3 on the tree!!!   sometimes miss the manual tranny!!!   

[Dotch]

 

[Steve-o]

[glenn57]

 

[mike89]

heck yea!!!   

[Jerkbiat]

 

[mike89]

 
 Hollywood Squares - Those were the days. Hard to believe they did not know the questions beforehand! Been around before but well worth another laugh
 
 
Squares' game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted.
 
Q. Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat?
A. Paul Lynde: Loneliness! (The audience laughed so long and hard it took up almost 15 minutes of the show!)
 
Q. Do female frogs croak?
A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.
 
Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be?
A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.
 
Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years...
A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
 
Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.
 
Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to ask him if he's married.
A. Rose Marie: No. Wait until morning.
 
Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
 
Q. What are: 'Do It,' 'I Can Help,' and 'I Can't Get Enough'?
A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the apartment next door.
 
Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking?
A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question, Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.
 
Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
 
Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year?
A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.
 
Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.
 
Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom
 
Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.
 
Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?
 
Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.
 
Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.
 
Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.
 
Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
 
Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A. Charley Weaver: His feet.
 
Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed?
A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh.
 
WE DO NOT STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE WE GROW OLD, WE GROW OLD BECAUSE WE STOP LAUGHING
Enjoy and pass on to your friends. Some of these are laugh out loud funny... enjoy! FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER... 
 

[snow1]

Pretty sure we all know what a woman is,unless you're "woke"

However,

[Steve-o]

[mike89]

 

[Coffee118]

[LPS]

Good one Coffee.  Pretty much it too.

[Dotch]

 

[Leech~~]

Fair play!   

[Coffee118]

 

[Jerkbiat]

Wow. Those are some real funnies there.  Didn't know we were going to turn this one into a political thread.

[Leech~~]

Wow. Those are some real funnies there.  Didn't know we were going to turn this one into a political thread.

Well he started it! Plus my daddy marched with Ronald Regan for....... 

[Coffee118]

Wow. Those are some real funnies there.  Didn't know we were going to turn this one into a political thread.

Well he started it! Plus my daddy marched with Ronald Regan for....... 

At least I knew my real father, my mother didn’t have to keep it a secret like yours. I can go all day on you and snow, it don’t matter to me.

[glenn57]

i thought  they a bit funny..probably coulda been put in the politicaltoons thread though!!!!! 

[Leech~~]

Wow. Those are some real funnies there.  Didn't know we were going to turn this one into a political thread.

Well he started it! Plus my daddy marched with Ronald Regan for....... 

At least I knew my real father, my mother didn’t have to keep it a secret like yours. I can go all day on you and snow, it don’t matter to me.

Good, good come back that was just funny for sure! 

[Dotch]

i thought  they a bit funny..probably coulda been put in the politicaltoons thread though!!!!! 

I agree. If you want to do political stuff, put it in the political threads. I tried to make a subtle hint yesterday. I'm not being so subtle today.

[Jerkbiat]

Yup. That was my point too.

[HD]

 

[Jerkbiat]

 

[glenn57]

Where they sell them??

[mike89]