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Author Topic: Just funnies.....  (Read 345366 times)

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From what I hear, there's a shortage of eggs in Cambridge.....
Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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One day while I was hunting ducks down in North Carolina, a DNR police officer came up to me and asked to see my license. He looked at the pile of ducks I had and picked one up and stuck his finger up it’s butt, pulled it out, sniffed it and said this here is a Florida duck, do you have a Florida duck hunting license?

I pulled out my Florida duck hunting license and handed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back. He picked up another duck, stuck his finger up it’s butt, sniffed it and looked at me and said, this here is an Alabama duck, do you have an Alabama duck hunting license?

I handed him my Alabama duck hunting license, he looked at it and handed it back. He picked up another duck, shoved his finger up it’s butt, sniffed it and said, this is a South Carolina duck. Do you have your South Carolina duck hunting license?

I handed him my South Carolina duck hunting license and he looked at it and handed it back. He then said, you think you’re smart don't you boy? Where’re you from? I told him, why don’t you shove your finger up my butt and find out??
Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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dat feller sorta reminds me of someone!!!    :happy1: :happy1:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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dat feller sorta reminds me of someone!!!    :happy1: :happy1:
Yea boar!!! :happy1:
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Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

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oh ouch!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: boars driving again huh!!!!! :happy1: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :mooning:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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Downtown Inger?  :scratch:
« Last Edit: April 04/14/22, 04:29:55 PM by Dotch »
Time itself is bought and sold, the spreading fear of growing old contains a thousand foolish games that we play. (Neil Young)

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Downtown Inger?  :scratch:
gunner can answer that!!!🤣🤣
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Isn't that interesting.  Different regions have their different traditions I guess. 

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

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Life............. what happens while your making other plans. John Lennon