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Author Topic: Just funnies.....  (Read 349625 times)

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Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline glenn57

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 :doah: :scratch: thought that was a Trans guy! :confused: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline mike89

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that could be today!!!    :puke:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline Iowaboy1

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Mike, you aint wrong, I have been a tech for over 45 years and never in my lifetime did I ever think I would have to be careful how I worded things to a customer.

IE, sorry folks, looks like whoever was driving blew the trans.

Lady! I didnt call you a retard! I said we have to retard the timing!!

No sir!! I never said you had a loose screw, I said the thingamajigger that holds the framijamince together had a loose screw!

I wont mention conversations that start with shafts, cranks, or nuts, especially if that customer is from California!


Offline mike89

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Mike, you aint wrong, I have been a tech for over 45 years and never in my lifetime did I ever think I would have to be careful how I worded things to a customer.

IE, sorry folks, looks like whoever was driving blew the trans.

Lady! I didnt call you a retard! I said we have to retard the timing!!

No sir!! I never said you had a loose screw, I said the thingamajigger that holds the framijamince together had a loose screw!

I wont mention conversations that start with shafts, cranks, or nuts, especially if that customer is from California!

so damn true!!!   
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline mike89

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I would be having issues being politically correct if I wasn't retired!!!   
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline LPS

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Hard to believe some of this stuff.

Offline Jerkbiat

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How true.   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline tangle tooth

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I would be having issues being politically correct if I wasn't retired!!!
You got that right. About 20 years or so ago, I was replacing a damper in the duct in a lady's room in one of the buildings I took care of. I had the door propped open and one gal asked what I was doing. I told her I was putting cameras in. She thought it was funny. Never heard anything about it.

I'm sure if I said that today, HR would be working on the paperwork before I was down off the ladder.
I got a GED. I couldnt speel deploma.

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Mama always said, If you ain't got noth'in nice to say, don't say noth'in at all!

Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline glenn57

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline Bobberineyes

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 :happy1:

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Offline LPS

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Offline glenn57

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2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline Jerkbiat

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Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline Iowaboy1

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 :rotflmao:



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Offline Jerkbiat

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Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline Rodwork

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Good Emma. I think it is worth the extra $.50 to know who to thank.   :chef:

Offline Rodwork

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Bobberineyes, that is my favorite spot to fart. Even though they can freely just walk away. They won’t. They just keep making faces and standing in it. Just make sure to look the person behind you in the eye and say “I think something died in your cart. The smell is awful.” They will sniff away. My son always falls for “did someone make popcorn?”

Offline mike89

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yup good Emma!!!   :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline Dotch

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Offline mike89

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dat be Glenn!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline LPS

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 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:  Now that sounds like fun. 

Offline glenn57

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dat be Glenn!!!    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:sleazy: he's a tad late to da party though.  :confused:

I posted the same thing a while back. I do it at a public access.  :smoking: :sleazy: :happy1: :rotflmao:
2015 deer slayer!!!!!!!!!!

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Hey look your bobber is up!

Offline Sharon

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 :rotflmao:



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Offline mike89

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a bad day of fishing is still better than a good day at work!!

Offline LPS

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