Just funnies.....

[mike89]

 

[glenn57]

  thought that was a Trans guy!

[mike89]

that could be today!!!   

[Iowaboy1]

Mike, you aint wrong, I have been a tech for over 45 years and never in my lifetime did I ever think I would have to be careful how I worded things to a customer.

IE, sorry folks, looks like whoever was driving blew the trans.

Lady! I didnt call you a retard! I said we have to retard the timing!!

No sir!! I never said you had a loose screw, I said the thingamajigger that holds the framijamince together had a loose screw!

I wont mention conversations that start with shafts, cranks, or nuts, especially if that customer is from California!

[mike89]

Mike, you aint wrong, I have been a tech for over 45 years and never in my lifetime did I ever think I would have to be careful how I worded things to a customer.

IE, sorry folks, looks like whoever was driving blew the trans.

Lady! I didnt call you a retard! I said we have to retard the timing!!

No sir!! I never said you had a loose screw, I said the thingamajigger that holds the framijamince together had a loose screw!

I wont mention conversations that start with shafts, cranks, or nuts, especially if that customer is from California!

so damn true!!!   

[mike89]

I would be having issues being politically correct if I wasn't retired!!!   

[LPS]

Hard to believe some of this stuff.

[Jerkbiat]

How true.   

[tangle tooth]

I would be having issues being politically correct if I wasn't retired!!!

You got that right. About 20 years or so ago, I was replacing a damper in the duct in a lady's room in one of the buildings I took care of. I had the door propped open and one gal asked what I was doing. I told her I was putting cameras in. She thought it was funny. Never heard anything about it.

I'm sure if I said that today, HR would be working on the paperwork before I was down off the ladder.

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[glenn57]

 

[Bobberineyes]

 

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[Rodwork]

Good Emma. I think it is worth the extra $.50 to know who to thank.   

[Rodwork]

Bobberineyes, that is my favorite spot to fart. Even though they can freely just walk away. They won’t. They just keep making faces and standing in it. Just make sure to look the person behind you in the eye and say “I think something died in your cart. The smell is awful.” They will sniff away. My son always falls for “did someone make popcorn?”

[mike89]

yup good Emma!!!   

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[mike89]

dat be Glenn!!!   

[LPS]

    Now that sounds like fun. 

[glenn57]

dat be Glenn!!!   

he's a tad late to da party though. 

I posted the same thing a while back. I do it at a public access. 

[Jerkbiat]

 

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